Retrieve the Cod of Zod

From Create Your Own Story

You hop off the table and walk over to the fallen codpiece. It's still a filled-out cylinder, as if there was still a penis inside it. You look down at your open pants. No penis there. But maybe attempting to put on the magical cod will reverse the gender transformation.

Or maybe not.

"You really shouldn't play with that, Miss," Superman says. "It could be dangerous."

Do you:

• Attempt to put the cod back on
• Give the cod to Superman
• Put the cod over your nose