Roll over.

From Create Your Own Story

You keep your eyes almost closed, opened just a tiny bit so you can see who it is. It's your daddy, standing there in his pajama shorts. For some reason, his penis has slipped out of the opening in the front of his pajamas.

What do you do?

• Open your eyes and say "Hi Daddy!"
• Lay there faking sleep so you can see what happens.

You are:
Miranda, age 6