Tell them you've been kidnapped!

From Create Your Own Story

You start ranting at them, telling them that you don't know where you are. They listen without responding, their faces devoid of expression. You become flustered, trying to make sense of it all, and your ranting degenerates into wanting to know what time period or culture this is all taking place in, what your gender is, who you even are. The men listen for a time before turning to the woman for instruction.

She simply shakes her head.

"I'm sorry. I thought you could suspend your disbelief to enjoy this adventure. Obviously, I was wrong."

The men turn to you and smile. You start to feel afraid.

"Take care of this, boys," she orders and slowly struts out of the room. As soon as she passes, the men lunge toward you with murderous rage in their eyes.

You have only time to think, Oh, shi--!

THE END.