Distract him with witty banter
From Create Your Own Story
Curling your belt up like a whip, you put on your most manic grin, raise your arm and, trembling, yell ‘CUNT’. The old man looks taken aback for a second, before crumpling to the floor in a faint. As the water seeps out onto the driveway, you notice that in her haste to flee, your mother dropped her car keys. Picking them up, you head over to your mother’s Mercedes and…