Buy the Tinker Bell costume

From Create Your Own Story

That's a very convincing argument. You can't help but agreeing to buy the costume.

You make yourselves presentable. The little blonde holds the costume with one hand and holds your wrist with her other hand. You walk out of the dressing room and get in line to pay. You're standing there with her when a willowy blonde saunters over to you. She's got a body that makes your dick perk up and take notice.

"Excuse me," she says. "What are you doing with my daughter?"

"He's buying me this cute costume, Mommy!" the little blonde says.

"That's very sweet," the willowy blonde says. "Okay, mister. Why are you buying a costume for my little girl?"

You reply:

• "Because she sucked my dick."
• "Because she's blackmailing me with potential jail time if I don't."
• "Because she's soooo cute!"
• "Because she gave me the Bambi eyes."
• "Because she said her hot Momma would have sex with me if I did."