A puddle of splooge

From Create Your Own Story

The librarian doesn't even blink at this revelation.

"By splooge, do you refer to an ejaculation of sperm?" she asks. "Have you been masturbating in my library? Do you understand that this is a place for reading and study, not...?"

Do you:

• Ask the librarian if she has a mop or not
• Claim that you couldn't help masturbating because books make you horny
• Tell the librarian that you won't masturbate in her library if she lets you fuck her