D&D: Take the left doorway
From Create Your Own Story
You head down the left passageway and peer around the corner, the light of your torch announcing your presence. Seeing another long hallway with a closed door at the end and small alcoves every five feet or so line the walls, you proceed down the hallway and about half way down you hear the door start to open. You instinctively throw yourself into one of the alcoves, your back to the wall. At least the alcove is going to provide you with a small amount of cover, however there are only two little problems, well actually they are two big problems sticking out of your chest. The alcove isn't that deep so to the dark wizard who just opened the door it looks like a pair of breasts are sticking out of the wall. And then there's the torch light that shouldn't be in the hall as well illuminating said breasts, they just keep getting you into trouble.
You peek down the hall and see a man in his late twenties grinning at you, so you attempt to conjure a ball of flame to roast him with and just as you are about to complete your spell a disembodied hand appears floating right in front of you and grabs one of your breasts, the only target that he has line of sight to, and it starts to fondle you weakening your spell just as you throw it and it misses him entirely. "I have to admit, I wasn't expecting such a warm welcome down here" he grins. "so tell me you bimbo, are you enjoying the hands-on experience?" and as he says that a second hand appears and grabs your other breast.
Do you:
D&D: Deal with the hands allowing him time to advance
