Talk to the guard

From Create Your Own Story

"Hey," you say, jovially addressing the man who has in the last five minutes kicked your ass and groped your man-regions. "Whose place is this?"

"Go on, fuck off," says the guard.

"No, really," you say, "Who lives here?"

"Suck my dick, motherfucker," he says. do you - . Go to the Loose Lizard already . Try a new topic of discussion . Attempt to suck his dick .