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- 20:46, 5 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Oh, I blew up a nightclub and killed some cops. (Created page with '"Oh. Well you should have said! Now get to bed, before your parents get back." *Go to bed without a fuss *Beg to stay up later *[[Ask your babysiter if you can have sex w…')
- 20:43, 5 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Steal a car with your sister and drive a way (even though you're only 10 and shouldn't really know how to drive) (Created page with 'You break into a car and hotwire it. You then remember that you have no idea how to drive. 1. You're only 10 years old. 2. You're female - You'll never know how to drive. But som…')
- 20:38, 5 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Throw a grenade at the cops (Created page with 'The grenade flies inside one of the police cars, blowing it up. It causes a chain reaction, blowing up the other police cars, and blowing the cops to bits. More sirens can be hea…') (top)
- 20:34, 5 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Call your sister, Tina to help you (Created page with 'Your 7 year-old sister, Tina falls from the sky. She's ginger though, which means she's allergic to fire, you'd better not burn her by accident. *Burn your sister anyway *[[C…') (top)
- 20:31, 5 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Burn down the nightclub (Created page with 'You aren't allowed inside the nightclub, so you decide to burn it down out of spite. '''"YOL TOOR SHUL!''' The nightclub sets on fire and everybody runs out, burning and screamin…') (top)
- 20:26, 5 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Jump out the window! (Created page with 'You land in a pit of spikes that was in your garden. {{+Status|ID=An impaled, naked 10-year-old girl with a shuriken stuck in your vagina}} Category: +Infinity') (top)
- 20:25, 5 August 2013 (hist) (diff) Ask the babysitter to join in (top)
- 20:23, 5 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Ask the babysitter to join in (Created page with 'The babysitter looks pissed. He slaps you really hard across the face, knocking you back onto the bed. You open your legs hopelessly in hopes that he will fuck you, but he pulls …')
- 15:15, 29 July 2013 (hist) (diff) N Laugh at Mary (Created page with 'You laugh at Mary dying on the floor. You grab the pickaxe again and swing it into her neck for a second time. With this, her head disconnects from her body and flys across the r…') (top)
- 15:10, 29 July 2013 (hist) (diff) N Strip her (Created page with 'Honestly, you're messed up. You rip off her clothes, and blood begins to splash all over her smooth body. For fun, you finger her snatch, but she isn't pleasured, because her nec…')
- 15:07, 29 July 2013 (hist) (diff) N Kill Mary (Created page with 'Mary is about to take a bite out of her burger, when you hack her neck with a pickaxe. She falls backwards off the chair and clutches the bloody wound, but she is hopeless; she i…') (top)
- 15:04, 29 July 2013 (hist) (diff) N Eat burgers (Created page with 'You decide to eat burgers. They're very tasty, but Mary's look tastier. *Steal Mary's burger *Kill Mary *Fart on Mary *Rape Mary {{+Status|ID=A 10-year-old girl}…') (top)
- 14:53, 29 July 2013 (hist) (diff) Get ready for school
- 14:46, 29 July 2013 (hist) (diff) Bleed to death while being bored (top)
- 14:40, 29 July 2013 (hist) (diff) "Get lost. I'm trying to sleep... stupid 7 year olds." (top)
- 14:38, 29 July 2013 (hist) (diff) Eat the ghosts
- 14:37, 29 July 2013 (hist) (diff) Eat Mary for dessert (top)
- 14:36, 29 July 2013 (hist) (diff) Shit on your plate and piss in your cup (top)
- 14:16, 29 July 2013 (hist) (diff) N Use your shit to propel you through the roof (Created page with 'You stand up and shit as hard as you can. The force blasts you through the ceilling and you fly right into a helicopter's propellers, killing you. {{+Status|ID=A dead 10-year-old…') (top)
- 14:15, 29 July 2013 (hist) (diff) N Shit all over your sister (Created page with 'Your sister looks onto the scene. You squint your asscheeks, giving her the full blast of shit. The force is so tremendous that she smashes against the wall and gurgles in the en…') (top)
- 14:10, 29 July 2013 (hist) (diff) N Shit all over him (Created page with 'You lift your legs into the air and for a second giving him full sight of your anus and pussy, he thinks you're going to let him. He pulls out his massive cock, but just then, a …') (top)
- 14:07, 29 July 2013 (hist) (diff) N Scream (Created page with '"Shh!" hushes Johnny. He pulls you into an unused classroom and opens up your shirt, showing him your nipples. He now has a huge hard on. He lifts up your skirt and forcefully pu…') (top)
- 14:03, 29 July 2013 (hist) (diff) N Grab Johnny's crotch (Created page with 'You grab Johnny's croctch really hard. He screams! He then restrains you onto the ground and begins to kick you. You try to fight back, but he's a really tough! (Cos he's a fat-a…') (top)
- 20:47, 27 July 2013 (hist) (diff) N Fucking end her (Created page with 'That night, you feel rather peckish. You then remember! That tasty mince you made earlier! You can make a nice pie with it... and call it Tina pie... haha... HAHAHA! MUHAHA! You…')
- 20:43, 27 July 2013 (hist) (diff) N Curbstomp her (Created page with 'Hmm... you don't have a curb in your house... instead, you decide to grab a hammer and smash it into your sister's face. '''COMMENCE BOSS BATTLE! -INSERT NAME HERE VS. TINA!-''' …') (top)
- 20:38, 27 July 2013 (hist) (diff) Obediently listen to the teacher (top)
- 20:37, 27 July 2013 (hist) (diff) Obediently listen to the teacher
- 20:34, 27 July 2013 (hist) (diff) Obediently listen to the teacher
- 20:32, 27 July 2013 (hist) (diff) Push her over onto the table
- 20:31, 27 July 2013 (hist) (diff) Push her over onto the table
- 20:31, 27 July 2013 (hist) (diff) N Push her over onto the table (Created page with 'Tina screams as she flies backwards into the table, and knocking over a pile of boxes in the process. Tina gets back up, and readies her trademark-baby octopi to attack you. *[[G…')
- 20:27, 27 July 2013 (hist) (diff) Shoot yourself with the gun, bitch (top)
- 20:26, 27 July 2013 (hist) (diff) N Shoot yourself with the gun, bitch (Created page with 'You shoot your chest with the gun. "HEY! WATCH IT, BITCH!" yells your heart. Tina looks displeased. "Happy fucking birthday, whore." says Tina. This annoys you, she's 7 and shoul…')
- 20:12, 27 July 2013 (hist) (diff) N Yell at the babysitter for getting goo on your blanket (Created page with '"What the fuck!" you scream. Out of fury, you pull out your hidden knife and wave it at the pink baseball bat. The baseball bat cuts in half, spewing blood everywhere. Wait... th…') (top)
- 06:42, 26 July 2013 (hist) (diff) N Fuck it - wank anyway (Created page with 'You wank. Miss Snatch notices! "OUT! School prison!" Oh fuck! You're trapped in school prison. *Eat plums to survive *Kill Miss Snatch next time she comes down [[Category…')
- 06:39, 26 July 2013 (hist) (diff) N Wank in class (Created page with 'But wait, your teacher, Miss Snatch doesn't let you wank in class! She stands at the front saying; "NOOOOOO WANKING!" You have the whole morning to get through without touching …')
- 06:36, 26 July 2013 (hist) (diff) N +Infinity/Michael Rosen (Created page with 'lick! Nice! You're the pedo, Michael Rosen. You feel horny today, what do you do? *Wank in class *Rape Harrybo's dead granddad *Hunt Skyfoogles Category:+Infinity')
- 06:33, 26 July 2013 (hist) (diff) +Infinity
- 06:26, 26 July 2013 (hist) (diff) N Torture him brutally (Created page with 'You kick David Cameron really hard in the balls. The PM screams. You then take out a knife (I dunno where you were keeping it, seeing as you're naked) and proceed to cut off his …')
- 06:22, 26 July 2013 (hist) (diff) Kick his shiny forehead
- 06:22, 26 July 2013 (hist) (diff) N Kick his shiny forehead (Created page with 'He flies backwards into the wall. He is finding the strength to get back up and rape you. *Run like hell! *Torture him brutally *Sit on his cock [[Category:+Infinity]…')
- 06:20, 26 July 2013 (hist) (diff) N Get naked and run into the streets (Created page with 'You strip down into your bare skin and run into the streets, flashing your pre-pubescent pussy for all to see! You turn into an alley, but you are stopped by David Cameron, the p…')
- 06:10, 26 July 2013 (hist) (diff) N Rub your clit (Created page with 'Honestly... what the fuck's wrong with you? Alright, if that's what you want... You sit down on the table and open your legs, and start rubbing your clit. The boys cheer; they a…')
- 06:05, 26 July 2013 (hist) (diff) m Eat the plum
- 06:04, 26 July 2013 (hist) (diff) Eat the plum
- 06:04, 26 July 2013 (hist) (diff) N Eat the plum (Created page with 'Michael Rosens plum flys right into your mouth. And that really does it! You keel over and die! "Huhuhuh!" laughs Rosen. "Hard like, bitch! Always knew you were a bit weak!" Y…')
- 06:00, 26 July 2013 (hist) (diff) "How the fuck do yo have anything to do with this story!?"
- 06:00, 26 July 2013 (hist) (diff) N "How the fuck do yo have anything to do with this story!?" (Created page with '"I dunno!" he says. But with you breaking the fourth wall, you have caused a major rift in time and space! You feel your surroundings dissort. You and Rosen are now alone, in a P…')
- 05:56, 26 July 2013 (hist) (diff) N Michael Rosen enters the shower. (Created page with 'All of a sudden, kiddie lover Michael Rosen enters the shower. He has a wrinkly erection and he is ready to fuck someone. *[["How the fuck do yo have anything to do with this sto…')
- 20:13, 25 July 2013 (hist) (diff) Piss in the shower.
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