Hunt Skyfoogles

From Create Your Own Story

Your brother says "Let's go hunt SKYFOOGLES for your birthday treat. It'll be greeeeeat. We can spend all day there, hunting THE SKYFOOGLE." "Yeah" you say, "It'll be greeeeeeat. Really greeeeeeeat." So off you go, to hunt skyfoogles. You get on the bus and see Harrybo's grandad, jacking off. That's when your brain starts doing things -

• Ignore Harrybo's grandad
• Murder Harrybo's grandad
• Throw your plums at Harrybo's grandad.
• Rape Harrybo's grandad

You are:

Michael Rosen