Print out the contents of the book and eat them
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You decide that the most Discordian thing you can do is eat the book itself.
You print out the contents of the Principia, and with a little ketchup, eat the whole thing.
Upon digesting, you reach true enlightenment.
You won.
You never have to read or eat another fucking "Book" again.