Route 1/Ratata/Distraction
From Create Your Own Story
You command your Ratata to kneel and raise its tail. As told it turns around, lowers its front body and lifts its hind quarters in offer to the bird. You sense a stirring from the kid and a lack of ideas to react to this weird pokemon battle. "Go-- drill peck!"
Drill was the right word alright. With a scream and flapping of wings, it runs on scrawny legs over to the Ratata, jumping down on the exposed region and going to town on it. He hovered slightly above, pounding both wings and pecker into the given target, furrowed claws digging into the purple fur on each sides of its legs. The two trainers watch in awe and curiousity, reminding you of Pokemon Planet, seeing nature bump uglies on cable T.V.
Pidgey shrieks, Kid Shorts yells, you look on, hoping this strategy works. The excitement builds up to a fevered pitch until the Pidgey gives one final caw before lift off, dropping back to the ground in tired breaths. Ratata, stands back up after taking the sexual beating, while the Pidgey has now fallen asleep. You have won!
The kid calls back his sleeping Pidgey, a loud humph leaving his lips. "At least I got my Short Shorts!" You are already tired of hearing about his pants.
