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-	You get out of bed in your cramped cupboard. Finally forced to wake up, you pull out some socks and pull a spider off them. The cupboard under the stairs is full of them. Aunt Petunia screeches, "Out!  Out! Don't you dare let the bacon burn. I want everything perfect on my Dudley's special day."	+	You roll out of bed and rub your sleepy eyes, everything is blurring and you are walking towards your aunt Petunia, and she lays you down and inserts her throbbing penis into your virgin butthole.
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-	You let out a groan. Dudley's birthday - how could you forget? Your cousin, Dudley, went each year on his birthday to the zoo. You get out of your cupboard and see your Uncle Vernon. "Comb your hair!" he shouts, by way of morning greeting.	+
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	Do you:		Do you:
-	*[[Don't want to get on the wrong side of aunt petunia and uncle vernon!.]]	+	*[[like it?]]
-	*[[Forget about the bacon and feel the wrath of Aunt Petunia]]	+	*[[soldier through it]]
		+	*[[hit her over the head with your fleshlight.]]
	*[[Harry Potter|Restart]]		*[[Harry Potter|Restart]]
	[[Category: Harry Potter]]		[[Category: Harry Potter]]

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Revision as of 23:54, 5 January 2008

You roll out of bed and rub your sleepy eyes, everything is blurring and you are walking towards your aunt Petunia, and she lays you down and inserts her throbbing penis into your virgin butthole.

Do you:

• like it?
• soldier through it
• hit her over the head with your fleshlight.
• Restart