Perform a satanic ritual which banishes them both to the fiery pits off hell, where they belong
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You draw a pentagram on the floor and light some candles. You then start chanting in Latin and surely enough, the ground opens up. Satan and his boyfriend, Saddam Hussein are standing before Styles and Bieber. "Hahaha!" laughs Satan. "You two are banished to an eternity in hell!" "Yeaaah!" says Saddam. "That means get have to fuck 24/7!" "Saddam, don't embarrass me..." says Satan. "Hey, relax guy, let's go!" says Saddam. They take Harry and Justin into hell with them. Everybody in the assembly hall looks shocked.
- Declare yourself headmistress of the school
- Put some clothes on, finally
- Declare war on North Korea
- Pull your organs out from your asshole
| You are: | A 10-year-old girl |
