Piggy's Day/The fisherman
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| - | + | '''Piggy:''' "Well, I haven't got a lot of bait with me. Could you spare some?" | |
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| + | '''Fisherman:''' "Pfft. Yea right. This 'ere's special kinda bait from an actual bait shop. I ain't givin' 'em away fer charity!" | ||
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| + | You are mighty irritated from the fisherman's unkind words. You decide on an appropriate rebuttal. | ||
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| + | '''Piggy:''' "Well then." | ||
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| + | In a bit of an uncharacteristic spur of the moment kind of act, you decide to murder the fisherman and use him as bait. You grab the longest fishing pole you have, and toss it in his direction. | ||
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| + | '''Fisherman:''' "Hey, what're ya..." | ||
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| + | The hook lodges itself straight into the fisherman's eye. You didn't specifically aim for it, but it works. The fisherman screams in agony. | ||
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| + | '''Fisherman:''' "EYAAAAAA!" | ||
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| + | As he tries to run away with the hook still in his eye, you violently yank on the pole. The fisherman falls over into the water. Unprepared and nearly blinded, he inhales saltwater. The old man tries to swim, but ends up going under. After about thirty seconds, bubbles stop surfacing, and you deduce that he must've drowned. | ||
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| + | '''Piggy:''' "Well, I've just murdered somebody for fishing bait. I never realized how tough of a competition there was on these markets." | ||
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| + | Do you: | ||
| + | * [[Piggy's Day/Continue fishing]] | ||
| + | * [[Piggy's Day/Drop the fishing pole]] | ||
| + | * [[Piggy's Day/Turn yourself in]] | ||
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| + | [[Category: Piggy's Day]] | ||
Current revision as of 16:33, 20 February 2017
Piggy: "Well, I haven't got a lot of bait with me. Could you spare some?"
Fisherman: "Pfft. Yea right. This 'ere's special kinda bait from an actual bait shop. I ain't givin' 'em away fer charity!"
You are mighty irritated from the fisherman's unkind words. You decide on an appropriate rebuttal.
Piggy: "Well then."
In a bit of an uncharacteristic spur of the moment kind of act, you decide to murder the fisherman and use him as bait. You grab the longest fishing pole you have, and toss it in his direction.
Fisherman: "Hey, what're ya..."
The hook lodges itself straight into the fisherman's eye. You didn't specifically aim for it, but it works. The fisherman screams in agony.
Fisherman: "EYAAAAAA!"
As he tries to run away with the hook still in his eye, you violently yank on the pole. The fisherman falls over into the water. Unprepared and nearly blinded, he inhales saltwater. The old man tries to swim, but ends up going under. After about thirty seconds, bubbles stop surfacing, and you deduce that he must've drowned.
Piggy: "Well, I've just murdered somebody for fishing bait. I never realized how tough of a competition there was on these markets."
Do you:
