Try texting Dave

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You open the messenger app, and tap on the name that displays "shithead," along with the emoji of a monkey. What a kind nickname you have for Dave, if you can even call him your friend. Your previous conversation displays.

June 14, 2012

9:14 pm

shithead🙊: hey dude did u get the email i sent u with directionz You: Yes.

shithead🙊: good lol have fun starving in the desert on your way here

You: Thanks.

Dave was always kind of an asshole.

June 14, 2012

10:57 pm

You: Hey, you sure those directions were right? I'm in the middle of nowhere and apparently have no cell reception.''

The phone displays a big happy exclamation mark with the words "message could not be sent at this time."

Thanks for nothing, Apple.

- Try checking google maps

- You decide it's pointless, and put the phone back down.