Steal a car with your sister and drive a way (even though you're only 10 and shouldn't really know how to drive)
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"WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO!?" he screeches (So loud that the car blows up and Tina faints) | "WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO!?" he screeches (So loud that the car blows up and Tina faints) | ||
*[[Oh, I blew up a nightclub and killed some cops.]] | *[[Oh, I blew up a nightclub and killed some cops.]] | ||
| - | *[[I was fucking your mother with a 50 inch dildo.]] | + | *[[I was fucking your mother with a 50-inch dildo.]] |
*[[Uh... Nothing?]] | *[[Uh... Nothing?]] | ||
{{+Status|ID=A 10-year-old girl}} | {{+Status|ID=A 10-year-old girl}} | ||
[[Category: +Infinity]] | [[Category: +Infinity]] | ||
Current revision as of 14:07, 21 August 2013
You break into a car and hotwire it. You then remember that you have no idea how to drive. 1. You're only 10 years old. 2. You're female - You'll never know how to drive. But somehow, your sista Tina knows how to drive. She takes the wheel and steers through the blockades of police cars trying to prevent your escape. Your sister stops at home - you seem to have lost the cops. Your babysitter looks pissed however. "WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO!?" he screeches (So loud that the car blows up and Tina faints)
- Oh, I blew up a nightclub and killed some cops.
- I was fucking your mother with a 50-inch dildo.
- Uh... Nothing?
| You are: | A 10-year-old girl |
