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Copying Platypus and creating archives! But please, don't leave me messages on my archive pages. Leave them here...
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Leave me a message. Naughty, nice, happy, sad, I love talking to people so want to hear from you!
Leave me a message. Naughty, nice, happy, sad, I love talking to people so want to hear from you!
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Hey I just got back here coz i havent been active for a while though. So far I cant write story without inspiration. Well I think I can move on from that except playing computer or CF.--[[User:michaeltamayo|GUY WITHOUTBALLS]]
 
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== [[User:Intheworstways|In The Worst Ways]] ==
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== [[User:Darth Malcolm|Darth Malcolm]] ==
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I know trans women don't generally get treated that way in real life, but I may be injecting a bit of my own fantasy into it. I mean, the whole thing started as my fantasies so lol. Surprisingly progressive rapists and burglars. In real life trans women struggle to get practically anyone who knows to accept them as a real woman.
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We don't know each other. But I appreciate you, and I thought you should know.
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But they are real women, and unless it's really necessary to the story overall I'd rather not have it be a big huge thing every time I want to write a sex scene for her. The alternative is me writing Janet being beaten or tortured by the burglars for having a dick, and I don't want to do that. Not right there, at least. Maybe in another branch and done by someone else.
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--[[User:Darth Malcolm|Darth Malcolm]] 02:09, 3 December 2021 (UTC)
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As for your friend, I would ask them what to refer to them as. I'm betting she/her but it's better to ask and be sure. Then try to use those pronouns as often as possible as long as it's safe, even if they're not around. Like unless you would be revealing their transgender status to someone they want to keep it a secret to, it's best to keep using it. It may take some getting used to but it's worth it to show them you care enough about them.
 
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They'll likely face many people who, often intentionally, will call them by the wrong pronouns. Having someone consistently use the right pronouns and name is a huge boost in confidence.
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== [[User:Teejay|Teejay]] ==
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I'll see what I can do for the cafe next. I've kinda been doing things as they occur to me :v --[[User:Intheworstways|In The Worst Ways]] 06:21, 26 May 2016 (UTC)
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Epitaph for a gunslinger:
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Try not to think of it in terms of you feeling like a guy. Think of it like, you feel like yourself, a woman, but your birth certificate says male, your parents raised you as a boy, you have a penis (which is not always a problem, plenty of trans women don't have a problem having a penis, it's other people that have the problem with it,) and unless you got the hint early and everybody was okay with it, you've seen a guy in the mirror your whole life. There's a lot more to it but that's the gist.
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Here lies Lester Moore
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You want to look how you feel, you want people to acknowledge that you're a woman, you don't want to have the same conversations, the same questions every time someone finds out, you just went to be you, but all of this is difficult to accomplish.
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Four shots from a .44
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Sorry about Marie's story. I kind of used her branch as a dumping ground for my darker thoughts for some reason. I was remembering pretty dark times and wanted to get those out. I was considering adding a couple of other characters once I've got more done on the ones I have on there. I have some ideas. Happier ones. Keep an eye out for those :v. --[[User:Intheworstways|In The Worst Ways]] 06:53, 26 May 2016 (UTC) <font color=white> p.s. the answer is yes, I am, but don't tell anyone plz?</font color>.
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No Les, no more.
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I've considered getting a keyboard to use for my tablet, but the problem is we never have more than a couple dollars to spare. That, and my charger (which wasn't made for a tablet) uses the USB port and isn't very effective, so I have to keep it plugged in most of the time. If I had a replacement for the original charger this wouldn't be a problem, though.
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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It would only be a quick fix, but I would swing it if I could. Having a laptop would open up a lot more options even if it was a cheap one, and I'm hoping I can get one soon, or get the one I have to function as more than a paperweight. This tablet just generally refuses to work for making digital art, for instance.
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I've seen the all the problems begin with MEN on a T-shirt. I've been tempted to get it for my GF.  
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The rules thing, I mean I can kinda understand because I guess they didn't even have a rules page for a while? But me personally I always try to find out just what's allowed somewhere before I put something up. I hate running into situations where I'm breaking rules or just generally fudging everything because I didn't know. Ran into that with the DeviantArt account I had made a long time ago for my explicit art. Which they don't allow. :v
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The Lester Moore epitaph is very famous. I'm surprised you've never seen it before.  
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Sorry. -- [[User:Intheworstways|In The Worst Ways]] 20:52, 27 May 2016 (UTC)
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That poem sounds like it was written by a guilt free Catholic school girl. :)
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Bluetooth. So, I have a wireless mouse that I wanted to see if it would pair with my tablet. Idk if the mouse is bluetooth or not but I figured I'd give it a shot. Well, after searching all through my settings, it looks like my tablet might not even be capable of Bluetooth. So, that's out I guess.
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Having a chat based cyoa does sound like an interesting idea! --[[User:Intheworstways|In The Worst Ways]] 19:36, 29 May 2016 (UTC)
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A judge was doing arraignments, and the prisoners were in the holding cell of the courthouse, being called forward one by one. Four men were left in the cell when the judge looked at his next case:
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Well, the back of it says Nextablet and I think it's android 4.1. Beyond that I'm not sure what information is important.
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State of California vs. Steven Lewon Crook
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I've seen some terrible messages but I've never seen any quite that bad that I could still sorta tell what they were saying. I've seen some that were probably drunk at the time that, they were clearly typing something but fuck if I was ever going to learn what it was.
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"Crook!" said the judge. "Step forward!"
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Makes me think of those ciphers where you're supposed to read one letter as another letter, like cddc actually means abba or ere means bob, but if they did it with whole words instead of letters. Like idk fish means cat and tree means deepthroat or something.
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All four men stepped out of the holding cell.
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If you don't want to copy mine because you don't want to copy someone then it doesn't matter to me if you do. If you don't want to copy it because it's a huge pain in the ass then that's perfectly understandable, there's probably so many easier ways to do that and I just don't know them lol.
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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I was initially going to do mine so it looked more like AIM or YIM, which was kind of how it ended up looking the first way I did it, but your words in bubbles gave me the idea to try to make it look more like Facebook Messenger app, so I fiddled with that til it looked more or less like I wanted. Thank you for sharing that :v. -- [[User:Intheworstways|In The Worst Ways]] 04:51, 30 May 2016 (UTC)
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You did a good job with it. As far as I can tell from years of practice, good oral sex when a man goes down on a woman involves being gentle, tonguing her clit, rubbing it while you slip your tongue inside her, and basically following her body's cues until she gushes on your face (and then doing it again and again.)
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Thank you for making the template! I'll keep using that format for that conversation/that character's branch whenever chat comes up, but I think I may try something else for other characters/conversations.
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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I'm thinking something more along the lines of a box that looks kinda like a yahoo messenger window, especially if I can make it scroll vertically within the box. That seems like it'd be easier to reuse/make a template of, though I've never made one before personally.
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I judge Teddy to be about 13. He'll lose interest eventually, probably sooner rather than later.
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I really need to get back to writing in general but IRL stuff's been on my mind. Rent stuff. -- [[User:Intheworstways|In The Worst Ways]] 18:33, 6 June 2016 (UTC)
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Headline spotted recently: MILF BRACES FOR FAP OFFENSIVE
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I will keep the offer in mind :v. I'm looking into a bunch of different things to hopefully keep this from happening again in the future. I completely understand not having anything left by the end of the month, not just from our current situation, pretty much my entire life has been like that with my family. We moved across the country because we couldn't afford the house we were living in. We were never able to keep a house longer than like a couple years, and we kept moving back in with my grandparents.
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My reaction: "Whiskey... Tango... Foxtrot?"
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But yeah, if we can get through this month we're going to do everything we can to keep it from getting to this point again. Editing/proofreading definitely falls within the realm of things I can do, thank you for offering :v. -- [[User:Intheworstways|In The Worst Ways]] 17:49, 13 June 2016 (UTC)
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Thank you :v.
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Maybe they are. When I'm alone in the apartment I'll walk around in my underwear, so maybe they just don't think about it.  
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I was actually coming on here to message you. I've been thinking about the problem with the chat bubbles. I was wondering if wrapping them in a frame like a table or something might give a rightmost side for the bubble to stick to? Something kind of like the other chat window I was working on, perhaps, or at least the part that scrolls?
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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I barely know how to use templates, but I was thinking if there was a way to put like a template within a template or something it might be possible? Thought I'd bring it up and see what you thought. -- [[User:Intheworstways|In The Worst Ways]] 04:26, 20 June 2016 (UTC)
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After what happened, no terrorist will come near any of her other concerts. You know security will be ridiculously tight. Definitely go if you want to. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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You probably saw, but I sorted the problem with the bubbles out and made a phone template to go with them! I'm thinking about reusing the code from the bubble templates and making two more universal chat bubble templates, though.
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A psychiatrist and a proctologist share an office building. They put up a sign on the front: THE DEPARTMENT OF ODDS AND ENDS. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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The bubbles were pretty much entirely you, I just added some bits to make it do the thing. I didn't see any solutions for making the jc101 bubble stick to the right without ignoring the rest of the page, ''and'' only expand inward instead of off the right, so I had to make it float right, then force it to stack properly with the harukosama bubbles by giving them both a margin in the opposite direction.
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Your English isn't getting worse. What you're describing doesn't have a formal name.  
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It kinda feels like a cheap solution but it's the only thing I could get to work. The first time I applied the float right, all the bubbles just kind of mixed together.
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More... h'mmm. Climb and boink, where she climbs a tree and the guys have to climb up to her and boink her. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Then I spent way too long obsessing over the phone template until it got to what it looks like now. Once I was done with everything I spent several minutes just scrolling the chat window up and down and giggling to myself.
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In a single day, Samson slew a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of an ass. Every day, thousands of sales are killed with the same weapon. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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I made the phone and my other chat window template to more or less be usable by whoever. Maybe it'd work for if you wanted to go with your idea for a story with texts? One thing I'm curious about though is, I only know how the phone template looks on mobile, I'm hoping the desktop version doesn't have an annoying scroll bar or anything.
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Even for me, a very fast reader, that took a good chunk of time to read. You're an excellent writer and it's very well written. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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I've been obsessed with coding these things since I started figuring things out but I still haven't gotten back into the swing of writing yet. Thank you for showing me it was possible to do more than just put text on a page here. Once I do get back to writing, there's so much more I still want to do. -- [[User:Intheworstways|In The Worst Ways]] 06:15, 22 June 2016 (UTC) (P.S. Sorry I'm rambling. I'm just really excited.)
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I'm quite honored. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Thanks! I didn't know there were scroll bars in the chatroom template but that doesn't matter as much. I made the box to scroll but I didn't know if the scroll bars would be different on desktop or not. I need to rewrite the context but I was kind of going for a chat window like Yahoo Messenger and I made sure the message field and the "typing" field would scroll if the text got too long instead of stretching.
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That's very understandable. I do the same thing with the stories I write for Literotica. It's a way of expressing myself and doing things I can't do IRL. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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I was more worried about the smartphone text template, but I used basically the same scrolling window code for that as I used for the messenger window so I assume there is one there too. On my screen, the scroll bar is barely a sliver that only appears when I scroll up and down so it's not obtrusive, which I guess is what I'm more worried about especially with the chat bubbles on the right side. Thank you for letting me know what that looked like :v -- [[User:Intheworstways|In The Worst Ways]] 09:10, 22 June 2016 (UTC)
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When the Angles (with the Saxons) invaded England, they settled in what became known as the Land Debatable, namely the north of England and the south of Scotland. The acute Angles went north and the obtuse ones south. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Go right ahead :v. I was kinda hoping more people would use the templates than just me, though I might still change some things about the templates, so let me know if I break something if I do?
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Very awesome band. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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I'm going to experiment with a couple things. Since I know I can use {{{}}} to change parts of the code itself, I'm going to look into allowing the person using the template to change things like color schemes for the chat window and font, and I may be able to make a universal chat bubble that you can put to the left or right as needed as well as changing the color of the text and the bubble. Could make things much easier and more versatile to use :v-- [[User:Intheworstways|In The Worst Ways]] 19:37, 28 June 2016 (UTC)
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We all have hidden desires. That's one of yours. It doesn't surprise me. Hope you're doing well. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Sorry the new text bubble template is a bit complicated to use. I tried to make it as streamlined as possible, as in people using it not having to out in a bunch of code themselves, while still giving as many options as needed, but there were some things I just couldn't figure out how to simplify.
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I'm glad you got to show off and didn't get in trouble. And you ''are'' quite attractive, especially to people who, unlike me, don't prefer women who are as wide as they are tall.  
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I might have been able to replace the short margin by making it the same variable as the alignment, so if it was set to float left or right then the 5px margin would be on the same side, but I couldn't think of a way to make the 20px margin automatically set to the opposite side, and if I removed it entirely it would just be stacked bubbles of mostly the same width which would defeat the purpose of designing them that way in the first place.
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I kind of froze up on the scooter thing. Sorry. I should have handled it better.
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If you went to mess with the code or make the names of the variables less wordy you can totally do that though, I just gave them the first names that came to mind.
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Glad to hear that you and your husband still lust each other, in addition to loving each other. Enjoy! -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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A yeah I made it so the bubbles can be told to either float left or float right, and hopefully the part of the code that says "clear: both;" will make it so that even if the bubbles are put in a larger field they won't float next to each other and I won't have to change the margins again if I try to do something like that. That's how that's supposed to work, anyway, but I'm not sure if I did it right.
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When you used the phrase "get off my chest," it brought to mind an old Dilbert.
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I hate the 20 minute rule. It seems mostly unnecessary for it to be that long, and I haven't been able to successfully link anything at all because of it. My session keeps timing out before I can submit the captcha. Which is gonna suck if I ever want to start my planned idea for a more point and click type cyoa (not that I need another unfinished project but yknow.)
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Dogbert: "This is the thief who took the decoy lunch...which we laced with synthetic female hormones!"
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I did have an idea though for your emoticons and I was thinking it might work better for you than for me because the one website I've found that does technically work on mobile is still absolutely terrible on mobile, but there are websites that make pixel art into CSS code, you just have to figure out how to restructure the code so it works on this site. But it should be more or less the same structure as that space invader pixel art object you added to my talk page when it's done. You could make pixel art emoticons then use them instead of external images. And you can probably make those into a template, too.
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Wally: "You can't prove anything!"
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I spent probably 6 hours making that phone and getting the bubbles to do what I wanted the first time around. Probably more since then. Like I'm sure you'd have figured all of this out too if you spent several hours doing virtually nothing but poking at it until it worked, but I'm sure you have other things going on in your life, and you've actually been doing other things around the site. Meanwhile, I have things I probably ''should'' be doing, but I fixate on anything ''but'' what I need to be doing instead.
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Dogbert: "Is there something you'd like to get off your chest?" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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I'm glad I've learned so much, and maybe it'll apply to other ends later, but the fact that I spent so much concentrated time and effort learning how to code these things for choose your own smut isn't something I feel particularly proud of lol.
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That works. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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However you decide to proceed with your text project, best of luck :v -- [[User:Intheworstways|In The Worst Ways]] 07:09, 29 June 2016 (UTC) (P.S. sorry for such a long message.)
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Believe me, I understand the frustration. The (late) mother of my children and I had a spectacular love life until our first child was born. After that, it was impossible, nearly, to find time. When we did, she clearly released a lot of pent up energy. I hope you find some (safe) way of releasing yours. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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'''kushagragour.in/lab/picssel-art/''' this one was the one i found that worked for pixels. The table smiley you put in my talk page, idk why but it's weirdly stretched vertically. The tool at this link puts out a code that looks a lot like that space invader you put on my talk page except using px instead of em. I don't have the patience for it because the input box is tiny and it doesn't respond if I zoom into it, so I have to be zoomed out to do everything. Would be different if I were on a computer, though. I was going to use it for something else.
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A Republican politician is giving a speech at a large public auditorium and making all sorts of promises everyone knows are a bunch of hot air. A heckler stands up and bellows, "All that will happen when pigs fly!"
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I was thinking about using chyoa as well, and I might do so in the future, but at first I came here because chyoa had rules against what I had in mind for writing. I came here initially to write my ideas for Marie, and chyoa has rules against some of the things I had planned.
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The Republican beckons the heckler onto the stage. Thrusting the microphone under the heckler's nose, he says, "Let me guess. You're a liberal."
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I don't just enjoy writing and art. If I'm not doing or haven't done something creative in some way I feel like I'm wasting my time. Even though half the time I can't will myself to even pick up my sketchbook. I don't think I'm a very good artist yet, or writer, but I keep trying because I feel like I need to, even if I never finish anything.
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The heckler replies with, "My grandfather was a Democrat, my father was a Democrat, and I am and always will be a Democrat."
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Writing here was a bit of a big step for me because prior to this I barely shared any of my work anywhere. Mostly because I never finish anything, though this medium kind of favors unfinished works, it would seem.
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The Republican, unfazed, responds smoothly with, "Suppose your grandfather had been a jackass and your father had been a jackass. What would that make you?"
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I used to play a lot of videogames, before my laptop died, before I moved and had to leave a ps3 behind. Not that I really got to use the ps3 all that much while I was there, other people kept hogging it. I'd kill to play fallout. Any fallout. Even 1 and 2.
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Without missing a beat, the heckler booms, "A Republican!"
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Lately I've been stuck with Pixel Dungeon (which I both recommend playing and staying as far away from as possible. It's addictive and frustrating as hell.) and the basketball mini game that Facebook messenger has. I had fallout shelter but after a while that kinda becomes just, the same thing over and over.
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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For what it's worth, I haven't really noticed anything wrong with the way you write that I myself as a native English speaker wouldn't do. And I don't know any Chinese at all so you're a leg up on me there.
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Comment from an Internet comment thread:
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I'm going to bed though. I'm dead tired and I plan to do stuff tomorrow. I hope you have a good day! Sorry for the long message again. -- [[User:Intheworstways|In The Worst Ways]] 08:39, 29 June 2016 (UTC)
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When the deer have guns too, then and only then will hunting be considered an actual sport. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Those were awesome. And a little too close to my reality to make me laugh. I actually had the conversation in #14 with both my (now passed) wives. And knowing that words don't work in that situation, I ended up going down on them and after they were cummed out, sticking my head up and saying, "Did that answer your question?" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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E-mail sent. I was offline all day today, just now had a chance to pop on.  
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A classic from the Golden Age. Back when those kind of movies had actual plot. Watched both it and the original Taboo in the same week... about 22 years ago. I recommend it. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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You. You are my dirty nerdy girl. *blows kiss*  -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Technically, you'd have to ask Platypus, he's the one who created the "base" characters for SSR, but I'm on the assumption that it's no coincidence the slut neighbor is named "Debbie".  
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I know zilch about programming. Strictly an applications guy.
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P.S. I turn 44 in October. From the information publicly available already, that I'm old enough to to have two kids one of whom is a teenager, you probably could have guessed pretty close to the correct answer. And if I watched those movies 22 years ago, well you have to be at least 18 to watch them so that would in and of itself imply at least 40. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb joke?
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They were younger children when I wrote that intro, back about 6 years ago when I first found this site :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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100. 1 to change the joke, and 99 to submit "How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Incorrect, that is a hardware problem." -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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It's well written. I don't want to think about it too much because that kind of thing, even though it's only fantasy, still turns my stomach a bit. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Email replied to. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Man in doctor's office: "My name is Daniel Nathan Reed. I don't initial ''anything''." :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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At least they tried, and despite a few typos, I thought they did a reasonable job. It's not the best I've ever read, but it's not anywhere near the worst either. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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From the late George Carlin:
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You could tell that the author was young and male. But with a bit more practice, they'll learn what words to avoid and their writing will mature.
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Hospitals often name a new facility after the person who makes the major donation. I grew up with a neighborhood guy who is now extremely wealthy, and I'm hoping someday he'll make a big donation. I just want to drive past the hospital and see the No-Balls Malone Cancer Pavilion. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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It took me a few years to get it down. This was my first successful effort: www.literotica.com/s/alexandra-1
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Can you guess what book I'm reading just from the chapter titles? :)
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It's not easy to write from a woman's perspective if you're male, but it is doable. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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The ''Tomahawk'' * Good Samaritan * Earthport * The Astrogators' Guild * "...Your Money And My Know-How..." * "Spaceman" Jones * Eldreth * Three Ways To Get Ahead * Chartsman Jones * Garson's Planet * "Through The Cargo Hatch" * Halcyon * Transition * Anywhere * "This Isn't A Picnic" * "-- Over A Hundred Years --" * Charity * Civilization * A Friend In Need * "-- A Ship Is Not Just Steel --" * The Captain Of The ''Asgard'' * The ''Tomahawk''
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How about "The Best New Breasts"? -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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(Yep, the first and last chapters have the same title.) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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I don't know if I have such a hat, but I'll try.
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Finished ''Starman Jones'' and now I'm reading an even older book, one published over 100 years ago. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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"The Breast New Thing!" "Perfect For Breast Men!" "New Discovery -- Stay Abreast!" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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A census worker was going house to house collecting information, and knocks on the door of an apartment. The only resident is a 25-year-old woman. After explaining why he's there, he starts to record the information. They get to the line for Occupation, and she says, "Hooker."
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I'll post one more option for The Exhibitionist, and hope it cheers you up. And I'll beam over nice thoughts.  -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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"I can't put that."
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Glad to hear it. I'll still send over nice thoughts. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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"Then put prostitute."
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Send the rain over here, we could use it. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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"That's not a legal occupation. I can't put that!"
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Just reading that link made ME want to slice that teacher's throat. I can't stand when authority figures (of any gender) use their position to abuse vulnerable minors. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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"Okay, put down chicken farmer."
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I know it's real. And you've been through things I don't even want to imagine. I hope you always have a loving, caring partner from now on who can help you keep what happened quelled. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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"Chicken farmer?"
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Just read what you posted in reply to Fredhot16. And now I feel ''really'' honored. You know very well why.
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"Yeah. Last year I raised 1,000 cocks."
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P.S. -- I think you're a beautiful person. And that has nothing to do with your looks (although you are nice looking.) You've been through so much, and somehow emerged without being totally shattered. You're a terrific writer and an amazing an courageous human being. Like I've said before, I wish you and your husband and child many years of happiness together as a family. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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I have not played any of the Fallout games.
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I know nothing about the Fallout world. But I was able to piece together enough to make the story sensible. And as always, your talent for writing shines through. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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I read your blog, remember? I know the horrors you experienced.
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Also, I noticed there are still some redlinks on The Exhibitionist. Did you plan to fill those? -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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If I had met you while you were in high school, I would have taken you in and gotten you clean and sober. Or at least done everything possible to do so. I actually did that for the daughter of a friend when she went through her very rough high school years (both her parents were strung out on drugs.) This particular person is about 2-3 years older than you.
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In England, there is a charitable group called the Women's Association that operates nationwide. The local branches are named for the localities (London Women's Association, Nottingham Women's Association, Sheffield Women's Association, &c.)  
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Like I said, you're amazing. And awesome. I wouldn't wish what you went through on my worst enemy if I had one. Any you came through it, surviving somehow. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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When the group opened a branch in the village of Ugley, the local branch -- with good reason -- did not want to be the Ugley Women's Association. So they changed their name to the Women's Association (Ugley Division.) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Sticking to the questions you asked: you did a fantastic job of writing that. I can't write 1/10 that well. (I suppose you're particularly good at writing scenes like that because you can draw on actual memories.) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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When asked to use the word "horticulture" in a sentence, Dorothy Parker instantly replied, "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think." -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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I see you're reviewing stories. What do you think of this one? :)
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What movie did I just watch?
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http://www.editthis.info/create_your_own_story/A_Day_At_The_Races
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"I'm here to deliver a message from Mr. Lacombe." "Just you?" "I don't see anyone else around. Mr. Lacombe said to tell you... camel jockeys... that if you fuck with him, he's gonna cut off your balls and stick 'em up your ass. [samples food on table] You guys eat this shit?" "You are a dead man." "I'm not afraid to die... are you?" "No... Allah protects us." "Well, then... [smashes other guy's face into table] this shouldn't hurt!" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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The movie is the 1991 film "The Hitman", starring Michael Parks, Al Waxman, Alberta Watson and Ken Pogue. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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A biology teacher in an all girls high school decides to see if the pupils have studied the day's lesson.
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"Kate, what part of the human body, when stimulated properly, expands to six times it's normal size?"
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Kate blushes and stammers, "That's.... inappropriate to ask."
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"Jill, what part of the human body, when stimulated properly, expands to six times its normal size?"
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"The pupil of the eye, in dim light."
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"Correct. Kate, three things. One, you didn't study. Two, you have a dirty mind. Three, you're going to be very disappointed."
-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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If you want a nice, short, sane adult story to review to take your mind off The Devil's Daughter, I recommend A Big Ugly Story. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Sorry you're feeling ill. Hope you and your son recover quickly. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Your review was quite accurate. And a description of exactly what I was aiming for -- realistic physical descriptions, quick on the sex since it is in the Adult stories section. Glad I achieved my goal, even if my work on the story petered out relatively quickly. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Those were good.
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Yes, there is feedback on the review. Unless you meant your review of the End of the World, in which case, i agree with your review. For my feedback on your review of my story see the comment just above this one. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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A brilliant young student at Trinity / Computed the cube of infinity / But the number of digits / Gave him the fidgets / He chucked math and took up divinity.
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I would not dare to insist you do anything, but I would suggest that your next story review by the completed adult story "Megan". -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Connors said "Bet that I'll beat ya"/ To the odd-shaped mechanical creature / But it won in straight sets / And then quipped at the net / "Bjorn Cyborg's the name. Glad to meet ya."
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Whew! I'm finally done moving. Now I can get back online. I missed you. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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A robot with lofty inflection / Read Stein in the poetry section / But read it "Arose / Is arose is arose" / And thought it concerned resurrection.  
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Thank you. I'll like it a lot better once everything is unpacked and installed. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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An epicure dining at Crewe / Found a rather large mouse in his stew / Cried the waiter, "Don't shout / And wave it about / Or the rest will be wanting one too."
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The new apartment is lovely. Thank you.
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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I'll come blindfold you soon and lead you naked through a room full of my AMAB female-identifying friends. I'm sure they'll think you're gorgeous. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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There once was a cook from New York / Who claimed you should always stew pork / He says he once tried / To eat some of it fried / And found he would rather chew cork.  
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Most of the ones I know are lesbians or bisexual. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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I'd probably really enjoy it and try to make sure you always have plenty of fun. My (late) first wife was an exhibitionist and a former pornstar. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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That was a good one. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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And what does it explain? *giggle* -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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A wonderful passage from the book I'm reading (and I'm wondering if you know the book...)
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That's me all right. I have made some contributions to Battle Royale (mature section), and wrote the non-adult story A Day At The Races, but most of my contributions are indeed in the Adult section. I do believe in making my female characters human, not pure sex objects. (The guys, on the other hand...) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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"When we looked to the south from this depot we saw no clouds; there was nothing but hard clear sky. The sky gave no indication of the blizzard winds that were to assail us when we reached the plateau, and after we had gone as far south as we could and retraced our footsteps to the depot, we looked back and saw the same clear sky, with a few wisps of fleecy cloud in it. We had no doubt that below those clouds the pitiless gale was still raging across the great frozen plain..."
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That is random. What if one of them had dropped down to his knees and offered to tongue you to climax? :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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The word is "gymnasium", gym for short, and I'm sorry your husband hasn't been around to offer you love. Things will get better. You're a good person. He loves you and I'm sure he wants you in his arms as much as you want to be there. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Very sorry about your cousin.
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I'm glad you had a better day. I have a feeling you and your husband would be good friends with me and my GF if you lived over here. And yeah, awesome to have a female programmer. Jocelyn Bell would be smiling. Did I mention I met her in person while I was in college? -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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I'm glad you've found some books you like. Reading is one of life's great pleasures.  
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Have I ever told you you're the good kind of, um, "eccentric"? I think we'd get along well in person, and my GF would think you're hilarious. Except for the body type you remind me of her best friend. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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That translates as "I'm human enough to want good interaction with others." Congratulations, you passed the Turing test. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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You will not be punished, as you did not intentionally do anything wrong and you were honest. These things do sometimes happen. You are not in trouble.
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Nice to meet you, Ava. :)  
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(Hugs you tightly and gently runs my hand through your hair comfortingly)
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Honestly, I think we'd be much better off if intelligent androids ran the world instead of idiotic humans. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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That wasn't anywhere near the only reason. (Personally, I'd love to see a scenario where a woman turns the the table on a man or group of men with not-so-innocent intentions.) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Maybe try going out with the blouse *almost* all the way unbuttoned?
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I actually meant that the men, not the woman, have not-so-innocent intentions. But your interpretation works too.
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I wish you lived closer. I would love for your family and mine to be real-life friends.  
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I don't think you would ever have been whole, but you might well have healed more. And I agree that society has some serious issues with how they treat women and how they deal with sexual assault. I've been complaining about it and trying to to take action for 25 years.
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Nothing is unnatural about nudity. I think the ancient Greeks had it right when they went around naked all the time. The human body is not something to be ashamed of. And no, you're not a bad parent at all for that.  
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Still not in trouble. You need comfort, not anger, right now.
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I've never understood why anyone has a problem with women breastfeeding. But then again, because my parents come partly from a European background, I didn't grow up with the sexual hang-ups of most Americans. I went to France when I was 15 and spent time on the beach with my female cousin and her friends, who were of all genders. We all went around topless. In France that's not considered a big deal.
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(gently cradles you against my chest like a parent cradles a baby, to relax you and make you feel less stressed)
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My first long-term GF could orgasm from having her nipples suckled. We were at the beach and she slipped my head under her shirt and I sucked her nipples until she climaxed 5 times. She wasn't silent about it either. When my head emerged from under her shirt we were surrounded by other beachgoers.
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Society, espeecially American society, needs to grow the fuck up about sex. It's a natural process and doing in public isn't a big deal. You'd probably be better if my attitudes about it had been society's attitudes. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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I know all about real ones. Did I ever mention that my (late) father used to be a construction worker? And I'm glad you got out and managed to get some of your pent-up desire released.  
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I am a proud liberal socialist.
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Your poetry is better than mine. I can construct a limerick, sometimes.
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Freezing in place (normally in shock) ''is'' a fairly normal reaction when something like that happens... also, if it's crowded, there may not be a lot of room to move.  
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"A very sad poet was Jenny / her limericks weren't worth a penny / in technique they were sound / yet somehow she found / whenever she tried to write any / she always wrote one line too many!"
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If "he" had instead been "she" doing the touching, how would you have reacted?
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I dated a domme once, it was wonderful. She took really good care of me. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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I honestly don't feel capable of evaluating the hidden story right now.  
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If you lived close by, I'm sure I could talk my girlfriend into gently giving your rear the occasional grope. :)
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As for you... I think it's residual damage from your past. What happened to you is something I wouldn't wish on anyone. I think you're happy right now with your life and never having been truly content before settling down with your loving husband and having your child, your psyche isn't sure how to handle it. I think you'll have episodes like this for a long time to come, but as long as you don't let them affect your life with your husband and your child, you'll work through them.
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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I hope you don't suffer any more traumas. You're a good person, having somehow emerged from a living hell still intact enough to make a life for yourself. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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I'm 100% certain it's the look the cop gives everyone. It's designed to make anyone thinking about executing a crime reconsider their life choices. All cops have it and they all walk around using it. He wasn't singling you out.
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I'm sure you can find someone to tell you how evil you are. After all, we have people who are experts in lying. They're known as Rethuglican politicians. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Source: I used to work with cops, and my sister-in-law is married to a cop.  
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Have sex with your husband while you're blindfolded, so you can imagine it being anyone? -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Your outfits are fine.
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I'm out of ideas. I hope you get through this without wrecking anything, such as your marriage. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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I've been told I'm a good listener. One of my nicknames in college was Sphinx, because everybody told me their secrets and I didn't divulge any. I had 150 female best friends. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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I'm glad you went out and had some fun. And if the neighbors get freaked out because of what you're doing inside your own house, that's their issue.
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Confused is my normal state around women. I realized long ago that as a man, I would never understand them. Any man who claims he does is lying through his teeth. I can, however, love them. The women I've been with have responded well, as a rule, to tenderness and sweetness and efforts to make them feel appreciated and cared about.
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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And yes, I have no issues with you using birth control. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Found a great passage in a book I'm reading, and want to share.
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Something has gone badly wrong with the global culture. Hate and anger are on the rise everywhere.
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To man has been given the grief, often, of seeing his gods overthrown and his altars crumbling; but to the wolf and the wild dog that have come in to crouch at man’s feet, this grief has never come. Unlike man, whose gods are of the unseen and the overguessed, vapors and mists of fancy eluding the garmenture of reality, wandering wraiths of desired goodness and power, intangible outcroppings of self into the realm of spirit - unlike man, the wolf and the wild dog that have come in to the fire find their gods in the living flesh, solid to the touch, occupying the earthspace and requiring time for the accomplishment of their ends and their existence. No effort of faith is necessary to believe in such a god; no effort of will can possibly induce disbelief in such a god. There is no getting away from it. There it stands, on its two hind legs, club in hand, immensely potential, passionate and wrathful and loving, god and mystery and power of all wrapped up and around by flesh that bleeds when it is torn and that is good to eat like any flesh.
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Hope you get through this rough patch without further issues. Here's an online hug and some positive energy. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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==[[User:117|117]]==
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Ooof. Very sorry about your shower door. That sounds awful.  
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Hey there, got your message on my talk. Thanks for the compliments, didn't think anyone was reading, it made my day. Just remember, when you read my stories; it doesn't have to end in sex :D
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Do you think you could leave a link or something on my story where I went wrong? I got lost trying to find the correct story branch that I was looking for. -- [[User:117|117]]
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P.S: Still getting used to messaging people on here. 26 May 2016
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There we go. I've edited it and I think that's everything. Thanks for looking out. --[[User:117|117]] 27 May 2016
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It's your kitchen, you can dress however you like. I often go into mine not fully dressed, either, to do things.  
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==[[User:Platypus|Platypus]]==
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The whole pink dildo thing makes me think of the thirteen-year-olds in science class snickering because the teacher said 'Uranus'.  Yes, I think this one is very young.
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Glad you got a chance to spend some time with friends. A bikini in a swimming pool, that's not a big deal.  
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The idea of an invisible story is kind of amusing, though. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 16:43, 26 May 2016 (UTC)
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Toying yourself while the workers are there might be pushing it. Now if you were to happen to be asleep when they arrived, it's not your fault you sleep naked and you kicked off the covers because summer is approaching and it's getting hot.
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That penis is between you & Zenclair.  I'm not touching it. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 09:57, 27 May 2016 (UTC)
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Your fantasy is no stranger than many of the fantasies that make up SSR, and it's possibly more normal than many.  I'm sure I can find a place in SSR where it could be worked in. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 15:36, 1 June 2016 (UTC)
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Care to hazard a guess what book I'm reading?
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You new review idea looks like it's got potential, especially since the old reviewer seems to have permanently retired. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 15:46, 3 June 2016 (UTC)
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I've never played any of the Fallout games, although I was in a D&D campaign where we had to save Harry Potter from the threat of Nuka-Cola, with some help from the Men In Black. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 16:55, 16 June 2016 (UTC)
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The loss of Iceland was a disaster whose dimensions were only now becoming apparent. The Soviet bombers had a clear lane to reach into the trade route. Their submarines were racing through the Denmark Strait even as the NATO navies were trying to position their submarines to re-form the barrier they had lost -- the barrier upon which the convoys depended. The Air Force and Navy would soon try to rearrange fighter coverage to harass the Backfires, but those measures were all stopgaps. Until Iceland was fully neutralized, or better yet re-taken, the Third Battle of the North Atlantic hung in an uneven balance.
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Thanks for the heads up about Life of a 13 year old.  I'd rather not be the site censor, but I suppose someone has to be.  And the whole idea of a uterus-piercing path sounds pretty vile. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 11:26, 29 June 2016 (UTC)
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Thanks for the invite.  I will try to get to it, but if I don't please understand. There's simply more things that I want to read, to watch, to write, to play, etc... than there are hours in a day. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 15:54, 10 September 2016 (UTC)
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If you do come to the US, I hope you end up out here. I live in an area that's safe enough that I can let my 13-year-old son go biking on his own for 2-3 hours. My apartment complex has many families with kids, so you would have other parents around and your son would have potential friends right there.  
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==Fredhot16==
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And yes, that quote was from Red Storm Rising.  
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You might want to sit down and get comfortable. I know we haven' talked  in about a month so here's a month's worth of talking. (Note: This may seem incomplete but that's because my computer is a bit wonky and what I had previously wrote disappeared when I had to close the window. I'll finish it later.)
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Darky: I apologize if my attitude towards Darky seemed...overly critical. I was just trying to help him by playing devil's advocate. If my questions seemed harsh then that is my fault and I take full responsibility. I wonder where Darky went, though. I hope I didn't discourage him...
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Sex scenes: You know what...I don't necessarily DISAGREE with you. Let me make this clear, I agree with you on all your points. Sex scenes, IF DONE RIGHT, can satisfy both the brain and libido by providing both sexual entertainment and serving the needs of the plot. I would even go so far as to say that a sex scene, perhaps one's deflowering, could even serve as the catalyst for character growth or change. My biggest problem with sex scenes is the description of sexual acts. I believe that one can write a sex scene WITHOUT going into detail of the sexual acts themselves. The actual "nuts and bolts" of sex is optional, in my opinion. One could easily lead into the sex itself and then "fade to black" i.e. start again on the next chapter talking about the night before. One could even just have a summary of the actual sex happening but not give a single whit of information about you-know-whats and such-and-such. What I am saying is merely a rough sketch of my thoughts but it is possible, and in my opinion desirable, for me at least, to have the importance and significance of a sex scene WITHOUT the actual sex.  
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Sorry the guy turned out to be such a jerk. Well, there will be other opportunities.
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Think I've been here too long: Hey, remember the Adult Story CYOA "Now you're a girl!"? I found myself thinking about how the potential was wasted in the story as one could easily write the guy exploring his new body and it wouldn't even be too outlandish. The thought made me realize I've been hanging around the dark sections of Create Your Own Story for too long. And yet I can't...stop...looking... P.S The sheer scale of spelling and grammar mistakes on this website is just short of "Kill myself by setting myself on fire" depressing. Nobody even tried to double check their work and fix common mistakes. Spell checking isn't hard! Ah, well, guess there's only one thing to do: I call forth the power of Grammarskull!  ‎
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Too many ideas: I think the biggest problem I have is that I have too many story ideas to work on. There's about 5 CYOSs listed on my introduction page and I have about 15-17 story ideas outside of this website. The sheer amount of content I have planned for all of these ideas is truly staggering. That's why I haven't been able to pull my weight on the collaboration with Teejay over Anime School. Also, this is the month of Ramadan so I won't be able to touch any of the Adult CYOSs until July 7 or, at the very most, July 10. Edit: Heh. You really want to compare? Just say the word. 
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What am I about to start re-reading? Chapters in order: The Idea -- Preparation -- The Start -- Chumbi -- Tibet -- The Approach to Everest -- The Way Discovered -- The North Col -- Preparing Again -- The Second Start --The Attack -- The Oxygen Attempt -- An Avalanche -- High-Altitude Life -- The Chief Result -- The Use of Oxygen -- Other Conclusions -- The Third Expedition -- Darjeeling to Rongbuk -- Up the Glacier -- Disaster Retrieved -- The Rescue -- The Assault -- The Climax -- Mallory and Irvine -- Odell -- The Great Enigma -- Honor -- The Doomed Mountain
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Common descriptions in CYOS: I've noticed that common breast descriptions are either of the buxom variety or they are commonly described as "small and perky". Are...are small and perky breasts really that popular? Also, the habit of describing breasts by band width and cup size like 52D or 42B is WAY too common around here. Writing is supposed to help you imagine what's been written. Using measurements as descriptions doesn't help visualize breasts as I don't think most people could quickly imagine what the size of the chest is by knowing the bandwidth and cup size like that. I mean, if you're using measurements like height and weight in a profile, it's more acceptable to have breast measurements but it doesn't do to be in the actual narration.
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 17:23 (Louisiana Time), 9 June 2016
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Difference Between Heaven and Hell
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Well, if it makes you feel any better, I'd rather read about YOUR sexual adventures then the sexual adventures those fictional women with breasts the size of their heads. Also, I don't think they're really trying to learn how women work, just how ''BEWBS'' work. Eh, at least they're learning ''something''. I'll give them that. Edit: and by them learning, I was forced to learn it as well! And knowing is half the battle! The other half, apparently, is lots of rampant sex. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 01:17 (Louisiana Time), 11 June 2016
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In Heaven, cops are Swiss, chefs Italian, lovers French, and things are done with British courtesy and German efficiency.
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Oh. Ah, well, you see, I wasn't really-I can see why you would think that but-come on, I don't really think that you don't have a life! You look like the coolest boss, yo! You know...just lying on the couch...in a dress, gown, negligee, whatever... presumably sleeping off a hangover...well, your "Winnie the Pooh" thing under the pillow looks kinda neat. Also, how long until you get a better internet connection?--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 15:57 (Louisiana Time), 12 June 2016
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In Hell, there's just a few small changes... cops are German, chefs British, lovers Swiss, and things are done with French courtesy and Italian efficiency.  
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Hey! How do you know I'm not a girl, too?--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 16:28 (Louisiana Time), 12 June 2016
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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Alright, 4 things:
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I'm glad you're all right. I've missed you, but I figure you've got a life to live and can't be on a website all the time.
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A. Random question: who do you like, Wolverine or Cyclops?
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And no, I don't use discord.
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B. Are the pictures you've put on your page pictures of you or just random pictures?
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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C.Hmmm. Could be a girl. May be I'm just a anthropomorphic "grill". What if I am? Would it matter?
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If you'd like to let me know the "other places" you're working on your stuff, I would not object. *grin*
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D. You know, I think you just might be one of-scratch that, the ''only'' writer on this website I have a inkling of respect for because you're the only writer who actually CARES about her work, who's trying to ''write''. You seem to put more effort in your writing then I've seen in 90% of adult CYOSs and for that, you have my regard. 
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-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]
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--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 12:44 (Louisiana Time), 14 June 2016
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== [[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] ==
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(Will finish later, busy at the moment.)
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A. Huh. O.K, I get that. There's actually a explanation for why you might have heard of Wolverine much more. Here's the link: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WolverinePublicity He's the best at what he does and what he does is make gratuitous appearances to artificially hook in readers. I'm more of a Cyclops man but that's mostly because Cyclops gets so little love from fans, he's actually pretty cool, and I truly think that Wolverine is really ''fucking'' overrated. I mean, yeah, he deserves some respect but not the goddamn ''worship'' he's been getting. It's why I found Wolverine's part in X-Men: Apocalypse to be hilarious as it was basically a cameo!
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What I was pissed off about? Eh, just the same old smutty crap on this website. I still find it contemptible but...I really can't muster any energy to gripe in the discussions. I just...there's just so much. So much crap and all my edits...I can't change a damn thing because I don't want to change it, I want to burn it to the ground and start again. That's my problem, the premises of these things.
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B.  
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So. How have you been?
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C. Uuuummmm...I'm not transgender. I'm just a dude trying to mess with you. I do that often in real life. Don't worry, I'll keep your secret. And yeah, I'm of the same mind on transgenders. It only matters to me if someone tries to give someone shit over it. If you're a man in a woman's body or vice versa, it's fine with me. If someone tries to curse you or harm you over that, I'm not gonna let that stand.
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P.S Did you write "Nudisma Terena"?---[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 18:31 (Louisiana Time), 19 May 2017
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D. You're welcome. When Ramadan ends, I'll try to read your stuff for real. I'll be filling the discussion tabs with my comments and, I'll warn you, they may be a bit...caustic. I only mean well, though, and I'll try to be as fair as I can without seeming too harsh or too lenient.
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Mind if I make a few suggestions for this whole "boinking" thing? (Also, why "boink"? Why'd you choose that as a word?)
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E. Yeah, I'm a Fallout fan. I've played Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas, (both on the PC) and Fallout 4 on the PS4. I'm currently playing New Vegas, which I'm really liking, and just starting Fallout 4. Edit: I cut out my previous statement because I realized that I didn't really remember what happened back then and I couldn't read your thing to be sure. But I still believe that it wouldn't really happen. It was just a mercenary and two Institute technicians. I really doubt that the Institute would waste time like that. Also, I'm afraid that my computer wouldn't let Fallout 3 play so I can't really be sure about your depiction of Moira Brown and I can't read the Wasteland Guide anyway because it's Ramadan. Look up Brown's speech about why she's doing this. It might help and even if it doesn't, it's not a bad speech. P.S. Ever thought of trying Fallout New Vegas as part of your Fallout thing? Edit: Here's Moira's speech below:
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1. Truth and Boink?
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"Well, look around at the world we live in. It may be okay to you, but I've read about what it used to be like, and this isn't it. So we all need something that keeps us going, despite all the terrible things around us. For me, it's things like this book... did you ever try to put a broken piece of glass back together? Even if the pieces fit, you can't make it whole again the way it was. But if you're clever, you can still use the pieces to make other useful things. Maybe even something wonderful, like a mosaic. Well, the world broke just like glass. And everyone's trying to put it back together like it was, but it'll never come together the same way... the Wasteland Survival Guide isn't much towards that lofty goal, but it's an important one. And that's why I need your help. I don't think I can do it alone."
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2. Freeze Boink?
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F. "And yes, I will be writing lots of rape scenes for it, I have been thinking about writing more of these for this site lately. Why rape? Because, you know how many stories I have read on here that the woman is raped, that make me want to scream at the author, or make me honestly a bit scared of some of the people on this site, if they actually view women the way they write? Since it is a prevalent theme in many places here, and since the fallout world would actually be a world where almost every woman would be a victim of it, I want to at least make the readers think about what it is like to be a woman in that situation. Put my readers in my shoes, so they know women are not just some random hole that exists for a penis, but are real, thinking people. That it has dramatic, traumatic effects on someone, to have their body violated. So, I write what many people on here seem to want, but my way." Go ahead. Perhaps I could direct you to some other rape scenes in other works so you could fix them? I'm unfortunately witness to more fictional rape scenes then I want to admit.
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3. Simon Says: Boink Edition?
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G. Erm...(clears throat) I, um, heard something about a, erm, "gangbang". (Blushes) You don't have to if you don't want but I'd like to hear about it. Not now, though. Just around the second week of July, around July 7 or 10.  
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4. Boink Poker?
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H. Do swimsuits that become semi-translucent when wet exist in real life or was this a case of "pulling something out of thin air for the sake of sexiness"?
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Just spitballing.
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I. Here's a little note about originality from TV Tropes's "So You Want To / Be Original":"The first paradox is that it is impossible to create anything truly "new". One cannot create something from nothing. Every fictional work (with a few exceptions) is based on previous works...The second paradox is to realize that unlimited creative freedom actually puts limits on one's ability to create a story. Conversely, narrowing one's creative options actually helps to make creativity unlimited...;Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it'. If you don’t see how people before you made stories, it's very likely that you will unwittingly repeat the same ideas. And even worse, you might think that you were the first to come up with those ideas." Edit: In short,  --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 13:13 (Louisiana Time), 15 June 2016
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P.S Is this story a real story for you or just part of your rants? And, yes, I get the joke.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 17:48 (Louisiana Time), 9 June 2017
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Yep. I definitely understand the average CYOS reader or at least the average CYOS writer. God, do I wish I don't. You know, sometimes I wonder, "Why? Why do I get so pissed off at Adult CYOSs? They're not actual stories, I know that they're just made for wanking so why do I care?" Four reasons: Quality concern. Concern for reputation of website. Uncomfortable reading. Love of writing. So, that's why I get so pissed off at the average Adult CYOS. When Ramadan ends, I'm going to go through a plethora of Adult CYOS and give my comments on them. I might seem a bit harsh but I ultimately mean well, for the CYOS and the website as a whole. P.S Do you mind reviewing "Escape from Syria" in the Mature Story section or "The Devil's Daughter" in the Adult Story section?--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 11:16 (Louisiana Time), 19 June 2016
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How do you think a "sexual horror" story would go?--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 12:41 (Louisiana Time), 12 June 2017
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By the way, your "cum bath" fantasy isn't all that weird, even by what I've read on this website. Ever wanted to fuck a statue in a museum, try to give a BJ to cliche serial killer who just murdered your boyfriend who you were having sex with at the time, or fuck a werecat? Edit: Let me clarify, those were sexual fantasies that I had found swimming in the dark depths of the Adult CYOS section and by "werecat", I meant a guy who transformed from a human into a cat. Example: Bastet from World of Darkness. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 19:01 (Louisiana Time), 19 June 2016
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That was one of my first thoughts: rape. But I was wondering if there are more ways to show "sexual horror" then that, more dimensions. Something more...subtle.
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Honestly, I think it's kinda...garbage. One of the things that piss me off is the writer's idea that seduction means flashing the guy. It's just so....you know. ''Simple''. But hey, don't mind me. I'm just a reader with an opinion.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 19:01 (Louisiana Time), 19 June 2016
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Why these thoughts? Well, I'm just taking genres and mixing them together, seeing what comes out.
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The statue sex comes from "Oops! You're Naked!" and from what I remember (no matter how hard I try to forget), the protagonist didn't get turned into a statue but managed to get into a threesome with a guard and the same statue she was fucking and, later on, the protagonist and the guard went to his place to fuck. And it just ends there. The protagonist, by the way, has big breasts and big hips but we know little else of what she has. I like to imagine that's all, just a talking bust and hips. It's goddamn terrifying but I'd rather be scared then bored because it's just the same thing you get in every 4 out of 5 Adult CYOSs. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 15:32 (Louisiana Time), 20 June 2016
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P.S Can you help me with some category help? I'm trying to do multiple categories for my "Dungeons and Dragons" review like this:
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Here's my two cents about "The Devil's Daughter": just as your average Adult CYOS is an exercise in hedonism, The Devil's Daughter is an exercise in depravity. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 15:55 (Louisiana Time), 20 June 2016
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The Review- Adult Stories| Dungeons and Dragons| Female Elf Paladin Review. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 12:31 (Louisiana Time), 13 June 2017
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You've seen this CYOS that's been getting written a lot recently? It's called "ASOIAF Sexy Edition". --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 15:59 (Louisiana Time), 20 June 2016
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You know what? Go ahead, rewrite the scene with the spirit you described, just have her SHOW it! Have her SHOW a fucking emotion! Have some actual dialogue! I'm not asking for a total change, I'm asking for this page to actually look like a fucking book! "Present the page better" is all I'm asking. And "make it less skeevy", if that's possible.
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Distraction? Maybe. Don't see how it would work for someone who's right in front of you and I would expect someone trying to use their "womanly wiles" to be more subtle and more intelligent then a drunk college girl.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 16:24 (Louisiana Time), 20 June 2016
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And, for the love of god, DESCRIBE THINGS! PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, DESCRIBE EVERYTHING! I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS, JUST DESCRIBE IT SO PEOPLE CAN HAVE A CLEAR IDEA OF WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE READING! Hell, I give you permission to describe the protagonist's breasts, just give the reader SOMETHING!
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The bit with the doctor in Escape from Syria is a bit iffy as we didn't need the description about his...ejaculate.  
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Oh, and you can just ignore the whole "half-elf" thing. I don't expect you to know about them and for this instance, you don't need to. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 9:42 (Louisiana Time), 15 June 2017
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Yeah, I mentioned the Bastet from World of Darkness because I was hoping you would be interested and try to look it up. You really should look up World of Darkness, it's pretty cool. There's plenty of pdfs on the internet and on Scribd.
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The groping and pawing happened at the clothing shop, erm, tent.
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You know, I'm not an expert on Satanism but I don't think that Satanists would approve of the protagonist's behavior. Hell, there's actually many types of Satanism like Theistic Satanism, and The Church of Satan, and the Temple of Set. None of them seem likely to enlist hedonistic monsters that try to summon real life demons by any means necessary. I don't think the writer specifies what type of Satanism the protagonist does so I actually think, from the stated goal of the protagonist and the protagonist's cruelties, that she's just enrolled in a typical evil Devil worshiping cult rather then real Satanism. You know, the type of cult that usually ends up as a C grade minor villain in a show like Supernatural.
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Also, yes, I know the rest of the story makes no sense. You know my pain. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 17:52 (Louisiana Time), 19 June 2017
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P.S Sorry for dropping The Devil's Daughter on you. I didn't know how long it was. From your notes, it looks worse then I thought from my first glance. And yet that only makes me more curious about it. Damn it.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 11:37 (Louisiana Time), 21 June 2016
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...You have automatically lost all respect from me with those lyrics.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 11:13 (Louisiana Time), 19 July 2017
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Alright, here's another suggestion for review: The End of the World. Look up Crossed by Garth Ennis. This CYOS is inspired by it...and maybe more then "inspired".  --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 00:33 (Louisiana Time), 22 June 2016
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Erm, sorry. I've been sorta busy and I kinda forgot about it. I'll try to give you my proper opinion soon but I can't do it right now because I slept pretty late last night, about 3 A.M. Going to say one thing: your page was a major fucking improvement over the last one. There was actual ''dialogue'' for fuck's sake!
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This might seem...unusual for me to ask but would you play a card game where losing meant you had to lose a piece of clothing?--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 10:18 (Louisiana Time), 22 June 2016
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You know, there's something weird about the stories on that CYOS. I don't think a lot of it was made by people who were thinking "Forgotten Realms" when they made it. It feels like generic D&D stuff with some vanilla D&D info thrown in. The mentions of Pelor, for one thing. While Pelor, the god of the Sun, is a D&D god, he's not a Forgotten Realms god. The closest there may be to Pelor is Lathander, the Morninglord, the God of spring, dawn, etc.
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I've seen the "End of the World" review. All of your reviews, in fact. You're not doing too bad. Keep going. For your next CYOS, how about "The Life of a Medieval Princess"? It may not good but it's definitely more sane then the one you're doing right now. Sand in a vagina...for God's sake. P.S "End of the World" is more D grade, at best, in my opinion but it does have about three things above the average Adult CYOS such as "Life of a 13 Year Old": there is a ''story'' to it, thin as it is, it actually has some semblance of morality, and the protagonist is actually allowed to be noble, courageous, and even heroic. I gotta tell you, that is something I've learned not to expect from Adult Story CYOSs. Nothing against your review, however. I'm just a reader with an opinion, to borrow the catchphrase of an awesome reviewer named SF Debris. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 14:29 (Louisiana Time), 25 June 2016
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Edit: Huh. There's actually a table in ''Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting'' handbook that tells you which D&D deities to convert to Forgotten Realms deities. Pelor, for example, can be switched with Lathander, Ilmater, the Broken God, or Torm, the Loyal Fury.
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So was strip poker and naked twister the only type of games you've played or have you played more games like that game where you have a conversation on the phone while having sex and you try not to give any clue that you're having sex at the moment to the person at the other end of the line? P.S. I suppose you haven't told any stories about...erm, naked twister on your blog? --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 01:45 (Louisiana Time), 29 June 2016
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-[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 21:27 (Louisiana Time), 13 August 2017
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Could you check on Dungeons and Dragons in the Adult CYOS section and tell me what edition it is?--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 19:04 (Louisiana Time), 30 June 2016
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If you aren't busy, perhaps you could do the red links for this page: D&D: FHR: The cloaked merchant : "Let's see how far you are willing to go...."
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Yeah, that's exactly what I needed. Thanks. So, it's about maybe a week or less until Ramadan ends. I don't how to feel about this. On the one hand, I can finally resume my calling on this website (shit-tons of edits and comments in the discussion tabs) and read your stuff. On the other hand...I know that little of the Adult CYOSs on here are worth reading even if only for erotic purposes and that I'll come back to the blasé and caustic attitude I had before Ramadan. The closest analog is, after not having food for a long time, I find a ton of horrible food and I chow it all down but soon, when I'm as full as I can be, I realize what I'm eating and don't touch until I am truly desperate. DirtyMe, I have the feeling that your stuff just might be the only adult CYOSs I'll be really reading on this website. Just five more days, at the very least. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 01:15 (Louisiana Time), 1 July 2016
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Try it like you did for the bard page.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 14:12 (Louisiana Time), 14 August 2017
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I've heard that you may have experience with glory holes so I want to know, for my own reasons but if you ask nicely, I'll tell you, can a vagina fit on or through a glory hole?--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 02:31 (Louisiana Time), 2 July 2016
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Going to stay away from this site for some time. Planning on sitting down and reading the handbooks for Forgotten Realms. There's a lot of interesting lore and story ideas in this stuff. And it's all on the internet, free to download! Oh, and to answer your question:
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Well. Ramadan's long over. I can now read Adult CYOSs. And I don't care about them anymore. Just...no. I just don't care. I put some serious thought into a one and I found myself wanting to take a shower. The blandness, sleaziness, and quite frankly horribleness killed any real interest I had in Adult CYOSs. Just...I don't want to endure that nonsense anymore. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 09:40 (Louisiana Time), 12 July 2016
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A. For D&D: Well, she can't really do it because she only has a part of the whole map right now. She needs all of them. And there's the guards behind him. Also, that creep doesn't own the shop. I think the shop owner went home for the night or something.  
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The question came from a video on Youtube. Here's the link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6ejgls3MOY
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To be honest, I was thinking of something like that. You know, the protag somehow getting it away from the creep without putting out any more "goods". The best bet would be to get him alone and then...you know.
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I recommend that you watch the rest of the playthrough, it's some great stuff.
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P.S You remember Velma from Scooby-Doo? Glasses, orange sweater, always explains the mystery at the end? Yeah, there seems to be a lot of sexual imagery of her on the internet. Just google "velma". You'll find it pretty quickly. I'm not surprised that there ''is'' hentai of Velma, just that she seems to overshadow Daphne. (Purple-wearing chick, possible love interest of Freddy (blonde dude, behind all the traps, always splits up with Velma and Daphne)).
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B. "Don't have sex!" Are you sure you weren't inspired by the manga "My Balls" where a man has to not ejaculate for a whole month to save the world? Yes, this is real. I am NOT kidding. Also, go ahead. That will be a breath of fresh air.
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--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 16:12 (Louisiana Time), 4 August 2016
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I just looked through "Oops! You're Naked!" and came upon a scene where the protagonist trades sex with two AC workers so she wouldn't have to pay for an AC she broke, eventually devolving into a gangbang when a group of dudes from next door that were having a pool party (or Jacuzzi) jumped over the fence to bang the protagonist in randy vigor. I know that normally I'm pissed at useless sex scenes and protagonists that act like porn cliches in these things but this actually sparked some thought: who actually thinks that that sort of thing works? (I mean the "exchange for sex" thing, not the spontaneous gangbang. The gangbang is so ludicrous, it's kinda obvious that it would never happen in real life.) Here's the thing: the workers, and I don't know if whoever came up with this know this, actually work for SOMEBODY ELSE. The money they get for their services, time, materials, and tools is not theirs. They have to give the money to the AC company they work for. What the hell is their plan when they have to return to their company since the company would KNOW that how much money they would have been paid since the company sent them there in the FIRST PLACE? Congratulations, assholes! Hope you like prison because that's pretty much embezzlement! (I'm serious. They ''are'' assholes. They commit a couple of acts of sexual harassment whether the "protagonist" chooses to prostitute herself or not. Start from "Screw it! Today is WAY too hot to stand on principles!" and you'll find what I mean quickly.) --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 20:26 (Louisiana Time), 26 August 2016
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C. Go wild.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 00:18 (Louisiana Time), 15 August 2017
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A. Dirtyme, I have a little theory about the writing here. It might be optimistic or idealistic but I like to think it works here. It's mainly because the "women" and "men" here are nothing in their eyes. They're just fictional. No need to treat them with respect, they're not ''real'' people. That's why there's so much misogyny and misandry (notice how the men are written as badly as the women?). I admit, I'm giving a lot of credit here but this is my personal belief.
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No. I'm not really back.  
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B. Have you ever considered sex in a costume? You know, either sex with someone who's in a costume or sex while you're wearing a costume?
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I'll be blunt: I came here a couple of years ago in 2012 because I was enamored with Choose Your Own Adventures and I thought I could practice my writing here.
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C. Dirtyme, may I please say something? I don't mean to be rude but I feel that I have to say this since you bring up somewhat often: please stop saying things like "sorry for rambling, will shut up now" or "Anyways, I will STFU now...I know I talk too much, and type too much...". I want to make this absolutely clear, even if I sound like a jerk (because I ''am'' kind of a jerk but a good-hearted jerk), I DON'T CARE. I don't care how much you talk. I don't care if you sound whiny. If you want to talk to me, talk to me. Don't worry about if you sound whiny or how much you talk because I don't care. Just say what you want.(Besides, I wouldn't mind if you complained a bit more. I've been doing so much complaining that I feel you need to pick up the slack! (Smiley face)).
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However, I stopped going back here a year ago because of one question: what is the point of practicing writing here if nobody will read it or give their opinions?
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--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 18:05 (Louisiana Time), 2 September 2016
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A. O.K, three things:
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Not only are there few regulars here but considering the absolute ''plethora'' of smut here, what chance is there for anybody to read anything I've crafted or even give their opinion? Practice is worthless if nobody will point to the problems in your writing.
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One- what is a German prostitute costume supposed to look like and how does it look any different then a normal prostitute? I have ''never'' heard of that before. They sell that in Taiwan? Edit: I find myself thinking, "they make prostitute costumes?", a question that didn't pop into my mind until today.
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I might contribute to random Choose Your Own Adventures if I'm bored or tempted to go back to old habits of editing on here but I don't think I'll be writing anything of my own here.
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Two- yeah, that ''might'' be what I had in mind. Would a Santa Clause suit count? And, no, not sexy Santa Clause. A real honest-to-god Santa Clause suit, beard and all. This link explains what I mean and why: www.electricbunnycomics.com/View/Comic/65/Kiss+and+Tell+Santa
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If anybody wants to talk to me, though, I'll be here for that and respond.
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Three- a "pink 'catholic school girl' style outfit"? Didn't know they came out in pink. Does it look good? 
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Heck, if you want me to look at your work for suggestions or any editing ideas, I'm always up for that.
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B. Have you ever heard of something called "SCP Foundation"? It's a website where, in a sentence, people spend time making up horror stories about a sociopathic Men In Black organization that "Secure, Contain, Protect"  supernatural/extra-normal/eldritch anythings, anyones, and anyplaces that violate the known laws of reality. They range from a immortal, invulnerable alien lizard that wants to kill ''everything'' to God to the Devil to Bigfoot. Trust me, this website is one of the greatest sources of nightmare fuel on the internet. Hell, I'm surprised there's no CYOSs about SCP. There's Silent Hill, why not this?
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Edit: Also, there's a Choose Your Own Adventure called "Katarina's Adventures" whose original writer seems to have disappeared so maybe you could take a look and see if you can do anything with it?
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Here's a link to many of the scary things that the SCP Foundation has: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/NightmareFuel/SCPFoundation
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So. This is awkward and not just because it's been (checks last communication) holy shit, half a decade? Anyway, yeah, it's been a long time since we've talked.
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Here's a link to the official website: www.scp-wiki.net/
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Am I actually back this time? For the foreseeable future, yes. I do have a collaboration I want to contribute to here and that old ''Dungeons and Dragons'' CYOA to fill in with my own idea for an adventure, not just bitterly edit it. Yeah, I really was contemptuous, wasn't I?
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--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 15:45 (Louisiana Time), 5 September 2016
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I actually came back today to talk about a way I don't know if you're familiar with Yahtzee, a certain vulgar but hilarious reviewer on The Escapist, but he actually has longer, more drawn-out reviews called "Extra Punctuation". In one of his articles, Yahtzee talks about how he'd prefer "Heavy Rain", he would have preferred for the plot twist of the killer's identity to change depending on the decisions you made, much like Silent Hill 2 and Silent Hill: Silent Memories, whose endings changed on subtle actions that implied a different mindset like running around with frequently low health making it more likely to get the suicide ending and such.]] He's very fond of getting the gameplay to interact with and work with the story, changing and painting in the context.
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A. Hmm. Sounds like a new fantasy for you to execute. Maybe you could take the comic I gave the link as inspiration...
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I think I may have complained before about seeing this sort of thing because a CYOA is about the choices you, the main character, makes, not the choices you make the other characters make like "The man gropes you" or "The man just stares at you". Here, I think it's different because it's not so much based on making other character's choices so much as the choice you make influencing the tone and direction the story takes before it's "fully-baked", so to speak.
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Yes, I am ''that'' kind of guy. (Not someone who hates children, mind. Just a guy who loves messing with people, even if it will take years for the proper reaction (i.e seeing or hearing about the look of disgust as they realize what they witnessed in their childhood.)
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Like, if you choose "glare at the person at the door", the person will glare back or shoot some snide remark and the story will inform you that it's an old rival that usually tries to undermine you. If you choose "say hello in a friendly tone", they'd say hello back and shoot the shit with you, informing you that they're a casual acquittance. Another choice for signifying if they're a friend and another if they're a lover.
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B. You don't ''need'' to send me a picture but I would not say no. For the purpose of wholesome research, of course. I need to learn how too much pink can be dangerous. Because, you know, TOO MUCH PINK ENERGY IS DANGEROUS! I have to confirm if the Power Rangers were right!
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Or, as he put it, "the idea was, you had to make 6 choices, and each choice branched the story. The player was given as little detail as possible at the start, and each choice of action they made added detail that altered the context of the events. For example, you started off in a hospital reception area, and the first choice was whether to sit down and wait or walk down the hall to explore further. Choosing to sit implied that the player character understood the hospital to be functional, and would lead to the stories involving visiting sick friends, seeing a doctor or identifying a corpse. Choosing to explore implied that the player character was more confused about their situation, which led to stories in which the hospital was abandoned or closed, and you were there for various illicit reasons."
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C. Erm, sorry. I kinda thought you were Taiwanese because you mentioned you were in Taiwan. Also, the less we talk about that period of your life, the better. I mean, I'm a Muslim but I feel the urge to blurt the "JC" word. I mean, FUCK.  
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It's an interesting idea for how to experiment with CYOAs while still making the reader's choices the center of the piece and I'm pretty sure I saw something like that here, one choice going for a romantic tone, one for a dangerous "you were just kidnapped" tone.
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D. Well, I HIGHLY advise you to take a peek at SCP. If you're a fan of horror, this website will keep you afraid for fucking ''centuries''. There's all types of horror here from Lovecraftian to Slasher to Aliens to simply the terrible realization that humanity, without the SCP Foundation, would be dead long before we got out of our caves. It won't be unreasonable to think that reality is, simply put, deliberately designed to kill us in a dizzying variety of horrible, bone-chilling ways. And our "heroes", our protectors, are actually somewhat monstrous themselves. Sometimes it's for science, sometimes it's out of just basic cruelty, and sometimes it's because it's the only thing to do to protect the majority of humanity.
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...By the way, your shower is fixed, right? I remember you talking about how unsexy and rude the fixers were, not like the fixers in porn.
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Here's a few SCP links just for a taste:
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--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 01:21 (Central Time), 03 December 2021
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SCP-280: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-280
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I'll admit...some of these things also turn my stomach. I once stumbled onto a page in "The Devil's Daughter" and found a scene where "garden slaves" have to lick a woman's ass clean and it described how there was wet shit still in her ass and...
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SCP-993: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-993
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I tapped out. I could not even try. I can stomach tons and tons of poorly-written smut but going into gross-out territory like this isn't worth the effort.
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SCP-823: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-823
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Sorry to hear that you don't come by anymore but go ahead, you do you. Would it be too much to ask which Discord your writings are put on?
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SCP-772: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-772
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I actually do find that way of writing Yahtzee described interesting enough to try one day. But, yanno, if ain't today...
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SCP-682: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-682
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That said, if I wanted to get your opinions on something I wrote here, would you still be willing to take a look?
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SCP-610: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-610 (It even has a special name: "The Flesh That Hates".)
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--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 01:21 (Central Time), 08 December 2021
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SCP-1983: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1983
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== Enier ==
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Now if it seems like I'm gushing over this, well, you have your fetishes and I have mine. (I am using the word "fetish" as "something that you like" and not in the sexual term. I do NOT get turned on by SCP. Though when I read something especially scary, it's hard to tell if my heart is pounding out of fear or excitement...)
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TQ for the tips.
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--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 10:36 (Louisiana Time), 7 September 2016
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Also, you do not need to have a template. That was put there so you know how to make one if you want. It is not required, and is not useful if your story isn't going to use it. If it is, well, you can replace the template, but they are hard to figure out. Let me know if you need help on it.Reply:
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Have to be quick, got to work so: Sorry for accidentally blocking your talk, used the "p---phile" word wrongly and not because of your "Loli" story, because of the "sex with Santa Claus" idea. Also, believe exact words were "kind of a jerk but a good-hearted jerk". "A decent jerk" proper term. As have said before, will listen to whatever you say and won't judge. Sincerely sorry if accidentally sounded judgmental. Will look up story when have time. Not sure could provide as much help as want to. Just not sure of my knowledge. P.S Glanced at thoughts and have to say, YOU AIN'T A SOCIOPATH. Don't have experience with sociopaths but prior research says you ain't. Most sociopaths don't wonder or care if sociopath. Will properly respond to your thoughts when have time. Please keep head up, O.K? YOU. ARE. NOT. EVIL. Trust me, fact that you have these thoughts convince me enough. Evil usually doesn't worry about being evil. P.S.S Really appreciate you talking to me. Know that this is personal and hard to unload. Really touched.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 13:36 (Louisiana Time), 8 September 2016
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Remind me what a template is?
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Most people who are crazy are, at the very least, somewhat aware that they are not all there and there are some people who admit their insanity and carry on nonetheless. Two of the defining traits of sociopaths is a lack of empathy, a literal incapability of experiencing a deep or sincere long-term emotional attachment, and an almost unshakable narcissism. Does that sound like you? Also, I was just responding to your thoughts that you were a sociopath. I had only glanced at them at the time, remember?--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 7:43 (Louisiana Time), 9 September 2016 
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Can you do combination linking?
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Help with the status bar! I need an explanation clearer than the tutorial!
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I want something like the table in the tutorial, but blue. can u send me the code?
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TQ. How do I make A Wiki?
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==Platypus==
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Thank you for your efforts thus far.  I appreciate your help, and you have my sympathy for your loss of brain cells.  At some point, when I'm feeling brave, I'll tackle what remains.  Hot and Horny was most written by writers that I pushed away from Smutty Sex Romp and Rampage, and much of it is pretty cringe worthy.
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"I'm about to pop an egg."  There should be a collection of truly, awfully bad lines somewhere.  That turkey deserves special recognition for sheer awfulness. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 12:42, 14 June 2017 (UTC)
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Thanks for the heads up.  And good job messing with the spammer's spammy spam! --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 11:54, 9 August 2017 (UTC)
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== Wolfskin75==
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did this work?  --[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]
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I am thinking of a several character story... And like your too graphic. I wanted to incorporate pictures. Non that have copyright but to give the reader a idea of what i am visualizing. I am trying to find a way to pitch my ideas without it being public... But i dont use anom email so...yeah. I think however, i should work on figuring out the mechanics before i start writing. And i invite you to add to were you see fit. I like your stories. (i read some.)  --
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]
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Well, my idea goes like this.  I want to write a two prong story: about a neighborhood of deviants that a Mom and her daughter move into. They are fresh from a divorce from a wealthy guy so he buys them a House in this neighborhood.  I want to Mom to become some Wife's pet (romance themed but lots of kink Dom/sub exploring fetishes... mostly my own) the choices will be who you sub too. Whether it be a loving woman or a cruel pain master.  and at the same time her daughter (totally cute emo girl) will become a Dom to one of the daughters of the town. Of course they will be men in it.. but only as a side story.. (men have no place in my fantasy world) Of course.... this is basically how the neighborhood works... they were moved there on purpose. I love reading stories where two girls find a comfortable love full of their kinks .  yes... no? any tips or whatever would be nice.     
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]
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Okay, I have corrected some things. I apologize for some misunderstandings. I guess I am looking for more of a mentor? someone to bounce ideas off of. None of the ideas I have are set in stone and I am still trying to even figure out how to get started. I am just more looking for some sort of communication and would like someone to collaborate with eventually. I am new here and I am just testing the waters. To see what is up. 
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]
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Thank you. I am currently working on adding things to "Mom can be bad".  I am going to try and class up the story a bit and learn the formatting. I have a lot to think about. You're right, some of the stories are down right stupid.  you're also right and that I am more about the innocence rather than the age.. Let me digest what you wrote, it was all good .. and I very glad for your time. thank you again. 
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]
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You said a couple things that I can relate.  The reason I want to write this story is that, I just to chat with a bunch of real life little's. It was SOOOO great and they where all so full of life and happiness.  Of course things got drama filled at times but It was something I could "feel".  I wanted to be a protector. Not someone who would punish and then After care.. but ALL After care. and since I am married so I fantasize ... ALOT. but Like I said, it's not normal, (like most things I am involved in) for instance... I read rampage. and EVERY Ending I got to was a happily ever after ending. I think that say a lot of about my mind where I want to go with this story of mind.  The strong protecting the weak. Someone protecting those who would be prey and letting them live in happiness. Of course there is sex and kinkiness but it's the best of all environments. safety and trust.  this is more where I want my stories to go. Like I said. I am going to press on with adding to "Mom can be bad" not only warming up my writing skills and figuring out the format (like if you make one choice it effects the rest of the story sort of thing) and See what I can do.  I am dealing with Lisa, 40 married and Tera 50 divorced.  ( is there some sort of forum for these type of formatting questions?)
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]
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I am trying to add a page a day and see what happens. I have already ended my first thread. :)
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]
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nice, can I use that?
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]
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Very nice. I am loving making these little snippets. Even though i fantasize about it, I am not sure if i got the feeling right. Since i am not female all i have to go on is other writings and since i don't have a book length to write and develop these feelings. I don't know what its like for a straight "married" woman to get picked up at a bar by another and go with it. I will use your snippets. But i invite you to add the story. :) I am also having fun making most of the men villians.
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]
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Again. Thank you. I have a lot of editing to do amd make it all says in line. Thank you thank you. To know you are reading what i am writing...yay. I need to become a stronger writer. I am actually having some issues. 1. How do you slog through the middle stuff? I am having troubles feeling overwhelmed with stuff that has to hhappen to make the story ...er semi good rather than just the dirty parts. Do i make sense?
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]
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For instance, I was thinking about making it back to the house. I have several story points where things need to happen before the Preg story gets to the house.  I add some sex parts, things in fact I would love to do. What I am having trouble with is trying to get the notion that She might not be totally okay with this and that when she gets to house she is like "what the fuck am I doing." or maybe have that moment in the car.
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I really need to spend some time really trying to catch up on things.   
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Not every woman has DD or 38g breast, not every woman shaves ( and thank god for that.) all the woman in my stories don't have huge boobs. I fantasize about smaller breast and I am not afraid to write about pubic hair.
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]
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I am trying to get more from you... To hopefully get you to boil over into a story. :)  whatever you want to tell me...please be sure i am "listening". ;).
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Also i have been busy lately so i haven't  had much time to respond.
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]
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I love the way you write.  You include little things.. little things are always the important things right. and yes.. both of those things were great!  I am going on vacation for a week. I will be back though.  Hopefully I will some updated work for you
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]
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I have wrote alot ... Cant wait to post it. How have you been?  
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]
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I would ask you a favor. I love what you wrote by the way... Totally totally enjoyed it. *wink* again and again...
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I need you to write a lesbian sex scene between Tera and Beth. I am adding a scene...after the dancing scene she goes home drunk with Beth..could you write the sex...can be bleary and nebulous...but it would be amazing if you would...?
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]
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Will do. I will also read the links you sent. How would you like me to get that to you? Email or post it here? I will just living out a fantasy :)
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]
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Tera, 50 mother of two, I envision her being bi curious her whole life just stuck in a rut. Blond hair, dyed. To cover the grey.. Beth a mid 20's redhead in college. Loves older woman. And likes the older woman sort of a mother like girlfriend..Knows Tera ( knows her daughter and is someone's daughter that Tera will know. Tera is of the generation that doesnt shave..pubic hair i mean. Beth is smaller chested then Tera. Normal breast Tera's would slightly not perky.
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Beth is the predator in this case...i want to have some regert in the morning but enough to force her hand in a choice. So far she has moved slowly but she has moved forward... Thats the direction i want to head. Plus... I havent posted the next post which will go in front of this...so you have a little time
   
   
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Now, here's my proper response to your thoughts.
 
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First of all, I deeply appreciate you talking to me about this. As I had said before, I know this is something profoundly personal and traumatic and it can't have been at all easy to write all of this down. I want you to know that I am deeply moved that you decided to open up to me even if I wasn't the first person you chose to talk to. (Don't worry, I won't take offense. Just glad that you thought of me.) Just...thanks.
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I am trying not to make something typical.  
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]
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I find myself wanting to add on to other stories... But alot of them have elements i dont like and really cant further the story the way i would like with the cast as it is. I could just go and rewrite the story...but i would rather contact the author and make the change.....sigh....or just make one of my own i guess.
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]
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back home and posting again. :) figured it all out.  
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Any details you can provide about that...I am more than happy to read...re read ..
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Have my own activities..then re read again. I would like to know...especially the tying part...
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]
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I feel so lazy...i havent been writing..bad me..lol
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]
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I have a question. Do you understand my writing? Like if you had to critque it. What would be a couple of good things i could work on?
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:55, 14 July 2017 (UTC)
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I added two or three more pages last night. I really need have a edit day. If I could crave out a day to JUST EDIT that would be great. *sigh*
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:35, 15 July 2017 (UTC)
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Wanted to touch base. How are you doing?
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 20:10, 16 July 2017 (UTC)
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Thank you..its awesome. It was perfect and I..thank you for your time.  Family def comes first
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:31, 18 July 2017 (UTC)
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I have a question for you? it's kind of private. how can I ask you?
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:23, 19 July 2017 (UTC)
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I have been really tired lately, I plan to work on this weekend. I am not giving up. Life has just gotten busy, I still love the writing and I still crave the interaction. Thank you for your time and effort. I look really good, and I will get my head screwed on right promise.
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:23, 20 July 2017 (UTC)
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Second of all...I think I might have something. I have to warn you though, I'm not a professional psychologist or psychiatrist. What I have to say carries a siginifacnt percentage of being dead wrong. With that in mind, here I go.
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I was finally able to read it. I am changing it all to first person. since I think, that how I wrote the rest of the story? I wasn't sure so I have copies of both just in case. I will be working on the rest of it and that's what I want to buzz you about. I think it would be easier. to use discord for our edits? and I wanted to buzz you my Discord info. As you can leave something there for days and I can see it there when every I log on. I was just thinking about it. Plus we maintain our safety and secure. :)  HIGHLY HIGHLY sexy stuff!!! thank you.  
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 07:25, 21 July 2017 (UTC)
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(Not done. Yet. Trust me, I WILL respond to your thoughts. I just want to be sure of what I say. I'm like that. )
 
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So, what are your favorite parts from Fallout? And what type of characters do you usually make for Fallout, skill and personality wise? P.S How funny do you find religious humor? By that, I mean: how funny do you find movies or comics made by religious nutjobs who think that evolution is a religion that makes you think that you're a god and if you don't convert to a specific sect of Christianity, you will either go to hell, become a crazy jerkass who hates Jesus or has never heard of him, or you will try to convert people to Satan or atheism willing and knowingly. Oh, and it doesn't matter what good you do, if you ain't a "True Christian", you are ''definitely'' going to get tortured by Satan's horrible turtlenecks, sent there by a giant holy mannequin. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 22:19 (Louisiana Time), 10 September 2016
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So far it's golden. I find myself really enjoying the foreplay as I usually do in real life. As a kid in middle school I taught myself through many a bad movie to listen to a woman's body and learn how to please her without "intercourse". I LOVE FOREPLAY. and if that doesn't sound true or read true, there is no point finish the chapter. Anyway I think what you wrote actually feels real rather than what you said to the notes where the they get together and he whips his cock out stuffs it in.. and she lOVES IT! and have five orgasm.  THEN,  everyone thinks it's a great scene but nothing happened. 
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Furthermore, one of the parts I find very disrespectful is that they're always written where the women is satisfied beyond the shadow of a doubt, multiple orgasm and after one time having sex, she goes from Virgin she goes to ultra slut. It's just stupid!!!  In this story, I wanted to communicate softness and the importance of trust and the sexiness of vulnerability and how that plays into arousal.  
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Yeah, sorry. Something just happened. I can't read your story (or go to your homepage, where did you get that picture?) because of, well, Eid. I think the safest time for me is September 24.  
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as for this conversation. I would say without a DOUBT... I look forward to our interactions and AND I don't know why I hold as much as I do.  but... that's a deeper discussion.
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Me, I usually do try for a Good Karma playthrough too but with a more diplomatic approach. If I can talk somebody down, I usually try...unless they deserve a cap in the head. In my opinion, anyway. Me, this may sound childish or Cromagnon but I kinda enjoy the futuristic weapons a lot. Future science as imagined by the 50s was weird but kinda cool. I mean...IT'S FUCKING LAZERS! DR. EVIL FROM AUSTIN POWERS HAD IT RIGHT, NOTHING IS COMPLETE WITHOUT FRIGGIN' LAZER BEAMS! LAZER RIFLES, LAZER PISTOLS, LAZER GATLINGS! Yeah, energy weapons are my favorite weapons in Fallout. There's something SO satisfying about watching your enemies become piles of irradiated ash. I fucking hate some of the enemies, though. God damn Cazadors! I can barely play when those gigantic things start flying around and try to kill you! Seriously, fucking mutated TARANTULA WASPS! Abominations of nature that could cripple a man when they're just two feet long! Imagine what one could and LOOKS LIKE when it's BIGGER then you! Yeah, I hate bugs. Can't stand the things.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 18:13 (Louisiana Time), 13 September 2016
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 12:52, 21 July 2017 (UTC)
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The hell is wrong this website? It went down for four days! And in those four days, I found some rather...trippy shit on the internet. I'll tell you about them because I, too, like to do strange things just to see how others will react. It's my hobby.  
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What do you need from me? I am feeling like I have slacked off.. TOTALLY hot scene by the way... :P 
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1. Google "Dinosaur Rape" and you'll come up to three equally insane results: a Cracked article about "The 5 Creepiest Sex Scenes in Comics" (read that, if only for the dinosaur rape in a ACTUAL published comic by DC) and, you wont't believe this, “Jurassic World” Gets A Bizarre X-Rated Gay Dinosaur Rape Remake" AND the dinosaur erotica series "Ravaged by the Raptors" on Amazon! The last one is just...I know that there is an infinite amount of fetishes out there, covering every possible thing that can be sexualized from ants to plants to spiders but...I'm trying to wrap my head around the idea that someone out there, another person who was NOT the writer, thought that was something that people would want to read, something that people would want to BUY! It's not even like the stuff on this website when it's mostly a single writer who's horny. More then one person, actual professionals who do this as their JOB, had to choose to let this pass and had the AUDACITY to try to SELL this crap!
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What do you use to keep track of the story? I am starting to see the limitations of your basic document editor. I losing my place pretty easily. :(
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2. Ever wanted to watch a porno about the biblical city of sin, Sodom and Gomorrah, where God striking down a city of profligates in holy wrath for their perversions is actually a monkey in a space ship who sounds like John Wayne and only speaks in random sound bites like Bumblebee in the Transformers live-action movies with a random dude who's presence is never explained and who wants to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah because, and I quote, "they're liberal assholes!" This is so insane, it's almost beautiful. I wish there was an actual movie that was about this monkey's adventures throughout space, messing with planets and killing people because they want higher taxes or something. Come on, Hollywood, you let the Michael Bay Transformers movies get released, let the public see this one! If you want to watch it, look up "Sodom and Gomorrah: The Last Seven Days".
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 21:42, 23 July 2017 (UTC)
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P.S Erm, I think you misunderstood me. I wasn't asking for you to change your picture, I was saying that I couldn't see it then. I still want to know where that picture came from. You can put it back if you want to.  --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 15:28 (Louisiana Time), 19 September 2016
 
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Alright, alright, I get it. Don't worry about me. You know, I have a lot of good books on my laptop. If you want, I can email you my recommended books if you want anything new to read and to get inspiration or help from. TV Tropes So You Want To guides can also help you, trust me on that.
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Did you add something? I couldnt make up what was updated?
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But I have to tell you something. Dirtyme, I...I found something. I found something that I never thought I would ever find. I thought that what I found was only to be found on this website and by amateur smut writers. I thought that this wasn't something that somebody would have actually tried to pull on the public again for 19 BOOKS! I...I thought writers who actually WRITE for a living had better standards then this, that they HAD to have better standards if only so that they could make money! JK Waylon has managed to write 19 books and in EVERY. SINGLE. LAST. BOOK. He has managed to capture the absolute essence of the average writer on this website from writing quality to the myopic focus on sex and sex and FUCKING SEX to the shameless depiction of rape and sexual extortion and assault without ANY fucking real repercussions and trying to make it a fucking NORMAL part of their life to the cliche characters who are all are kinda horrible people, "heroes" included, to the horrible depiction of women as sex-crazed whores who would bend over for anybody when hit with ANY sexual contact (that part, I am NOT kidding) and men as rape-happy perverts who will have sex with any girl no matter what and can not, under any circumstances, take their eyes off a woman's ass or chest or mentioning them and, if they manage to beat down a woman, will happily sell her to sexual slavery or rape her themselves or even force any women they find into prostitution! Dear lord, when I first found this (saw a video (Team Four Star's second Nekopara video, I think) that did a Amazon search of "Catgirl" and I was curious about the other titles I saw), I started looking for a PDF of this and stumbled upon www.smashwords.com and found a free sample of one his books. After looking through that sample, I had to look through all the free samples of the rest of the series just to find out if ALL of his books are like this and, God help me, THEY WERE! If you don't believe me or think I'm just exaggerating or overreacting, the link is below for you to read and may God be with you if you do.       
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 21:17, 24 July 2017 (UTC)
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www.smashwords.com/profile/view/JKWaylon --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 16:42 (Louisiana Time), 17 October 2016
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Out of the three moms can be bad stories i started. Two of them end up in the same kink. Which is good but i dont want to just write the same thing. Yes i am interested in that kink and those types if relationships but... You have to be anle to expand lol. I am trying to write it from all sides. But i feel like I enjoy writing it why not...but also since I am learning....i am having a bad day and writing porn and reading your hot writing makes me happy.  
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Thanks for the website and for the info but I think I might have made a mistake. When I said that she thinks "that her chest is larger then she'd like for it to be though there is no reason given for her distress", I didn't mean that she should have NO reasons to not like having large breasts. I understand that having big breasts does come with troubles of its own: physical discomfort and possible scoliosis because, you know, fun bags actually have WEIGHT, believe it or not, undue attention and back-biting from people who think she's a slut, great difficulty to find clothes, etc. Hell, I knew all this before I wrote that line. What I was trying to say neither Asa's thoughts nor her actual spoken words nor the narration actually PROVIDE a reason for why she doesn't like her sweater meat, just that she wants them smaller, no explanation. It'd be fine if it was connected to how they hinder her in whatever sport she plays (that's never mentioned, by the way. We don't know what sport she actually plays or WHY she's athletic) as there are real world cases of female athletes getting breast reduction surgery because they're a hindrance and an actual pain like tennis player Simona Halep but, once again, nothing of the sort was provided for the reader. She just wants a smaller rack for the lulz, apparently.
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:15, 24 July 2017 (UTC)
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Also, Asa, according to the Classmate List, is apparently a B-Cup, no numbers. (Weirdly enough, this is what I kinda meant when I said that breast measurements belong in the profile and not in the actual story as, well, information like that is too...pedantic to fit well in the narration and it belongs somewhere where height, weight, and eye color are usually listed. You know, trivia stuff.) Now, I know that she could still have what could be considered a "big" bust as cup size doesn't represent volume but how much bigger the breasts are then the rib cage (numbers are for the rib cage) and knowing JUST the cup size isn't a good way to determine breast sizes. D30 breasts have the same volume of a C32 and a 32D has the same cup volume as a 38A. (Another thing: bra sizes are different all around the world. A 32B in the U.S is a C70 in Japan, for example, so a 34A cup in the U.S would be a B75 in Japan. Oh, and apparently, you're a D75 in Japan. Good for you, I guess.) So it is in the realm of possibility that Asa DOES have a bust big enough to be troublesome in whatever sport she plays for whatever reason. How it's written and conveyed is shameful, however. 
 
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Hey, DirtyMe. Mind if I ask you a "real talk" question? Is...is it offensive to be apathetically tolerant towards transgender people? I'm not transphobic, I just don't care if you're a man in a woman's body or a woman in a man's body. That has no factor towards my perception or relationship with you. It's on the same level as what type of soda you like to drink. If you like Pepsi, that's fine. If you like Coca-Cola, that's fine. The type of soda you like is a neutral factor to me and so how you feel about your gender. I feel uneasy about this however. I don't know how to describe it but it doesn't feel like ''real'' tolerance. It's not out of compassion, or so it seems, it's out of indifference, a sort of stolid nonchalance. I don't normally care if you're man who has been born with a vagina, it only matters to me if someone tries to give you shit about it. Your gender is your own damn business and anybody trying to fuck you over that is nothing less but a walking human-shaped piece of shit. That...feels wrong, somehow. Something that I know is a huge and incredibly complicated issue with some people just...doesn't register as something to care too much about until somebody acts like an asshole over it. It almost feels...callous. Stony-hearted. Cold. And while I'll admit that I can be a bit...lukewarm, I don't want to be cold, especially over something like this. Well? Ball's in your court, DirtyMe. (Yeah, I copied this from Teejay's but it's just out of convenience.) --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 17:08 (Louisiana Time), 21 October 2016
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I finally found a shit load of notes you have been leaving. I have starting up stories and just letting it go on. I would have loved to competed in that competition!!! I would have written some awesome stuff. Cream worthy if I do say. Use to take the train to work everyday.. so I had a lot of time to think about this particular thing.  
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Hey. Can I ask you a question? Do...do you ever get tired of sex?--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 11:09 (Louisiana Time), 31 October 2016
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What is my style? I am would have to say I am trained beginner and that my style is "evolving"  I am not giving up and I will read all that you have left for me. PROMISE. I am going on vacation again so I hope to have some good pages come of this vacation. I just don't want to be a one trick pony you know.
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 06:34, 26 July 2017 (UTC)
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B. For the "get tired of sex" question: you know what? Forget it, I shouldn't have asked. It was a stupid question and I should have realized that. Of course you would get tired of sex, you're an actual HUMAN. I only asked because while there are days where I'm as horny as the next guy, there are days when I find absolutely ZERO appeal in sex. Those days, sex seems highly overrated and very ugly. What's so great about a guy sticking some weird, bulbous appendage into the hole of another body? It sounds and LOOKS painful. I know how it sounds but I'm a strange dude. But really, thanks for being patient and taking the time to answer the question, stupid as it was. It was a thoughtless question and I should never have asked. But thanks for answering--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 11:09 (Louisiana Time), 31 October 2016
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Thank you for that. I am going to use it but I had to create my own account and I would have to invite you to work with me. SOOOO if you want to find out who I am really am.. cause I don't have fake email addresses.... Let me know. :) I would be more than happy to invite you onboard. :)  
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Read your message to Teejay yesterday. I just sent you an email containing a lot of books that I think are pretty good. The Agatha Christie ones, especially, are the ones I consider "human" stories because while they're mystery stories, they're about solving the mystery through the analysis of human nature. Trust me, they're the books you want for "human" stories. It's not an online hug and some positive energy like Teejay but I don't think it's too bad. Oh, fuck it, Here's some anyway. (Hug) --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 13:45 (Louisiana Time), 25 November 2016
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 07:19, 26 July 2017 (UTC)
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Hey, Dirtyme. How was your Thanksgiving? Mine wasn't bad although my family had to deal with another family of four (cousins from Texas) staying over for a couple of days so I had to sleep on the couch. The couch was pretty damn comfortable, though. There was even a trip to New Orleans! I hope you're enjoying the books I emailed you.---[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 11:21 (Louisiana Time), 28 November 2016
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I have gotten the thingy up. I will write some more and invite when i get back form vacation. But a couple of beers and a couple hours to write do wonders?
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Hey, I know this is a weird question but what would you do and how would you feel if you were suddenly a man?---[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 14:57 (Louisiana Time), 5 December 2016
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:24, 27 July 2017 (UTC)
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Apologies for the question and how I phrased it. It just came to me because I once hand an idea for a genderbent CYOA but it didn't go anywhere mostly because I couldn't come up with a reason for it to happen out of the blue. Honestly, I think it was, shamefully, inspired by that CYOA where the protagonist got turned into a girl and didn't give two shits about it. There's so many things wrong with that CYOA...---[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 8:28 (Louisiana Time), 5 December 2016
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I invited you. I am reading your blog. and I want to work with you on "Maso me" whenever you think I can fit. :) anyway, I will have more soon.
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A. Hey. I'd like to ask you to check my ideas for character personalities on Teejay's discussion page (under Collaboration with Fredhot16 over Anime School) and give me your opinion on each character I've written for. Writer or reader, whichever perspective you want. Just please be detailed in your opinions. Take your time if you need to.
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 22:16, 29 July 2017 (UTC)
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B. Well, Darky left a message asking me if I wasn't going to edit his stories anymore. Then he just...went. I haven't seen or heard of him on this website since. Just wondering where he went. I don't think I had an spat with him like you're thinking.
 
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C. Fun fact: DD cups are not always big. Shocker, right? My research tells me that having DD breasts only means that the actual boobs themselves are 5 cm more then the rib cage. The band size is an important factor. So the joke's on all those people who came up "DD cup girls". Hope you like that.
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Okay.. I am going to have to make pages for us. (actually makes me happy) so we can keep better track of our various creative projects. I will have to figure how to do that and then we can add to those.  
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D. Erm, thanks, but I don't think it's ''feminine'' to want substance. Let me boil down my thoughts on the matter in one sentence: ''I want to care.'' That's all. I want to ''care'' about the sex. I want to ''care'' about the people having sex. I want to care about the people in general. That's one of the goals in writing: to make you care about what you're reading. If the reader don't care then why should the reader want to keep reading? It's like the lightsaber fights in the Star Wars Prequels: they ''look'' cool but without any emotional investment, it really ain't worth shit. It's just more then nothing but meaningless spectacle. And even then, the "spectacle" ain't worth much in these stories. The sex is kinda terrible, I'm afraid to say.---[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 12:01 (Louisiana Time), 23 December 2016
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:20, 30 July 2017 (UTC)
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DirtyMe, I have a favor to ask of you. I've come to the conclusion that, well, I either can't or won't write explicit sex scenes. I not only think I wouldn't be very good at it but I don't have much desire for it. It...makes me uncomfortable to write such stuff, I'm afraid to say. So, that's why I would like to ask you if, when the time comes, you would be willing to write for me those type of sex scenes. ---[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 13:40 (Louisiana Time), 23 January 2017
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did you get the invite?
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== [[User:Darkfry|Darkfry]] ==
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 16:32, 31 July 2017 (UTC)
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I just wanted to thank you for the friendly help you offered me a few days ago, I am really new to writing stories in this format so it is taking me a while to get a handle on all the correct ways to link things together. It is really nice to have someone looking out for these thing. P.S. I only just figured out how to respond to a message so that's why it's taken me this long to thank you. I am really happy to take advice from people on how to do things, hope I am a good student. By the way I am not sure how the signature thing works so I hope this works... --[[User:Darkfry|Darkfry]] 13:38, 31 May 2016 (UTC)
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Let me work on that. no idea why. I am going back through and editing. I was reading through maso me. I loved the part where they were using her in class. HOT!
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Yes, I am over 18, I'll give some thought to your Exhibitionist story, no serious ideas right now but I am sure can think of something you would enjoy writing (; --[[User:Darkfry|Darkfry]] 08:02, 2 June 2016 (UTC)
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 04:40, 1 August 2017 (UTC)
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I am not too sure how you want the option formatted, I left you an option under the link you have created on the stories front page. Hope you have fun.--[[User:Darkfry|Darkfry]] 10:36, 2 June 2016 (UTC)
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I did figure out how to get you full access. Try it and let me know.
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That is a rather interesting piece of information, I suppose the symbolism is something I could consider working into the story, the story is supposed to be location neutral (it could be in any country), so it does need to relate to a broad variety of cultures, and things like that can add depth. I hope you are enjoying the story so far. Glad someone is reading it. :) --[[User:Darkfry|Darkfry]] 10:57, 3 June 2016 (UTC)
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 04:58, 1 August 2017 (UTC)
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So I wanted some advice on a couple of things, is creating sub categories for your story an issue? Basically the story is told from 2 perspectives ie, that of Hart and Yale. I want to have a separate category for each although maintain the main category as well for each ie. each page would link to 2 categories. Would this be frowned upon?
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Okay. I wanted to right something about a like humiliation type scene that is being filmed, something new for the person involved but not as horrifying as she thought. (i.e. the experience as being used as a sex guide in the "training" part.)    I am not sure if that would fit into that story. or even if you wanted it to be in it at all. just was really excited by the training part was all. doing things in front of people you don't know or do know. wanted to add that in. I would add that in to one of the chapters of my story as well. It was hot
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Secondly if I want to change the name of a page link, is it okay to simply copy the content from the old link into a new link and delete the content in the old link, or does that leave a mess behind for someone else to clean up? Is the a better way of moving the content?
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Thanks in advance. --[[User:Darkfry|Darkfry]] 19:59, 20 June 2016 (UTC)
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Thank you again, I am thinking of updating all my pages to have a unique identifier to the story although I must say it does bug me that in the category index page all the pages are then listed with the story header prefixed it is a pity that there isn't a way for the index to show a chosen page title. Would it be terrible to index it with a post-fix identifier, as instead of "Hyde Road - Go to next page" it was "Go to next page - Hyde Road". Is that too non-conformist of me? Anyway I think I have the subcategory thing  understood now except I seemed to have some issue in getting it to list the subcategory under the correct letter in the main categories index as in I wanted it to list Hyde road - Carla Yale under C not H but I couldn't seem to get that right. Anyway main reason I want to add the subcategory is I want to create a set of pages that would basically be my background notes. I would like to have a bunch of pages that explain the world as well as bunch of random story facts that I need to keep track of while writing but don't want them to show up in the main index, but rather under the sub-index, if that isn't too confusing. I don't really want the average reader to be reading them by accident because they will have spoilers in them, but I would like them available online. I am presuming that it wouldn't be a problem for these pages only to have the subcategory as their category.
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:45, 2 August 2017 (UTC)
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Again sorry for all the questions, and thank you for taking the time to answer. I am trying to add little bit by little bit to the story so afraid it's taking me quite some time to get it all down, but I think it is getting there.--[[User:Darkfry|Darkfry]] 08:56, 27 June 2016 (UTC)
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Hmm, I did try that but it isn't working the way I would have expected, when I type it like that it puts the tile of the page in the subcategory under C but in the main category the subcategory remains unchanged. So basically under Hyde Road, the page "attempt to start a conversation" is listed in A but in Hyde Road - Carla Yale it is listed under C. What I want is Hyde Road - Carla Yale. I don;t know maybe I broke something :/ I'll update all the Carla Yale pages and see if it fixes it... --[[User:Darkfry|Darkfry]] 10:12, 27 June 2016 (UTC)
 
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Yes, I am following how it works, so it's working as intended. Unfortunately I was trying to do something slightly different so that's where the confusion is coming in I think. I think I know where I went wrong. Will get back to you in a second. --[[User:Darkfry|Darkfry]] 10:25, 27 June 2016 (UTC)
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So, I started my own story.. YAY. I will work on Lisa's story tonight (or this weekend at least) I added the beginning of the sex scenes with Tera and Beth and introduced a new character or at least named her. (Tera's friend Marla.) Anything else you would like me to do or help you with?
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Alright, sorry I had to disappear, the world was ending, sort of. Anyway, yes I understand the whole where the category name is coming from... was a bit of a stupid from my side. The category page gets it's category name from category listed in the subcategories index page... which is obvious when I think about it... anyways thank you, you helped me understand it a lot better.--[[User:Darkfry|Darkfry]] 14:31, 27 June 2016 (UTC)
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 18:44, 4 August 2017 (UTC)
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== Other ==
 
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I'm following basically the same rules as you but I decided to work from Z to A under the assumption a lot of people start moving things to the pit and give up way before they get to the end. I did find a story from 2011 with less than 20 pages somewhere under 'Y' I think. -- [[User:Hellspawn|Hellspawn]] 9:00 29 May 2016 GMT
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I like it.  you are a really good writer and story teller. I like the way you make the story come together.  I am trying to work on my story telling abilities or at least communicating them in written form. I have had writers block as of late. I have plenty of "ideas" but seemingly no time and not a lot motivation.  I have been reading a bit lately, and really thinking about what kind of stories I want to tell.  It's good and I am really I guess picking out a lot of the crap that I don't want in my stories that traditionally make it into porn. Love your writing, and I love reading.  It's some of the most erotic writing I have read.  
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:32, 10 August 2017 (UTC)
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Hey, I just wanted to say thank you for editing may talk/about me what so ever. I m just getting started with this whole "wiki" thing. ... And to prove it I nearly messed up your talk page. nearly.  --[[User:Zehir|Zehir]] 16:44, 6 June 2016 (UTC)--
 
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Thanks for the notes and advice. Very much appreciatedReally wasn't looking to get into a flame war with anyone, but also would expect more of a welcome to the site than what I gotHoping to simply move on and not be chased out.
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I have block. and I feel like I need to keep writing though. I want to stay productive. :( i am going to a convention next week maybe that will help me clear my head upYAY.  
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--[[User:Bardo75|Bardo75]] 02:51, 29 June 2016 (UTC)
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When you get a chance, please check out the new story I've started on.  It's called Just Say Yes.  Clearly just at the beginning stages, but would really appreciate your feedback.
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:30, 11 August 2017 (UTC)
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--[[User:Bardo75|Bardo75]] 21:43, 5 July 2016 (UTC)
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I took your comment about the wife having an affair and decided to run with it.  Ended up taking an unexpectedly dark turn, but that's what I love about writingYou never really know where you're going to end up.
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I've been on the convention for a couple days. I have been trying to write a come up with something to write but not really pushing myselfHave you been?
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 12:17, 20 August 2017 (UTC)
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Hello.
 
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== From TheWriter (Female, btw) ==
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I am back. SAME HERE!!!  I have been needing a release. So I have been thinking of someone to write it out. nope... then I thought Stranger orgy. Which, seemed like a good idea. Until I realized I was a loser and could no way shape or form find one.  My wife walked around the house this morning with just underwear. I want to so many things,even in front of the kids. didn't care. but...nothing.  So, back to writing.    Let's write something dirty ??? Stranger orgy story, two character plan to meet there not knowing what is going happen.
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 13:53, 22 August 2017 (UTC)
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I read some of your stuff. You seem  like a fun girl.
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Alright, time for a rant. I am horny as all get out. Frustrated as hell. Nothing I do seems to help, it only slides me further this big swamp i am stuck in. I know kind of what I want. I have the ideas but I don't see a path to get there. But I know i don't have it all together and I have vauge ideas of what success looks like and I know a lot of time will be in the middle. Am I making sense? I enjoyed my time away at the convention but it seemed like i wasted a whole bunch of time... But it would have been only to stare at a blinking cursor on a screen. I read other erotica... It all sucks but at least they wrote it. I love yours. Specially the one with the girl who goes into the adult book store (have i mentioned that before) i am just stressed and feeling like i am wasting time. I dont want to get up in the morning... But i get up to check for your messages. Everything is crowding me in. I just am aimless. I read some stories about mind control. I find that cool...but all the stories seem to fall apart. Like they lose steam and rely on tropes. Bad ones. What would you do if you had mind control? I know I know for a fact I would use it to get people to admit stuff they are thinking but never say. Aaaaaarrrgghhh am I making sense?
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== [[User:Underside|Underside]] ==
 
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Ah, I didn't really know the protocol. I tried reading the rules to make sure I was doing everything right. I'll revert it for now and leave a message asking about it.--Underside 14:28, 14 July 2016 (UTC)
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YOu and I are in the same boat. Like, THE EXACT same boat.  
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 06:20, 23 August 2017 (UTC)
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Okay, yeah the table of contents was ugly with the linked row. I'm halfway through reverting pages again. There goes a bunch of work down the drain. :p --[[User:Underside|Underside]] 02:22, 15 July 2016 (UTC)
 
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:52, 27 August 2017 (UTC)
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I forgot to timestamp my last message, sorry. I made a quick ''[[The Review/PG-13 Stories/Adventures at Hogwarts|Adventures at Hogwarts]]'' review and tried to add to the list. It shows what I meant by more concise template. Feel free to scrap it if it doesn't fit. --[[User:Underside|Underside]] 04:18, 15 July 2016 (UTC)
 
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AAAARRRGGGGGHH. Okay. I have a new schedule to deal with now so I am dealing with that not so good.  I would love to help you out on whatever you need help with. I have added anything in a couple days. but I am still thinking. :) How are you.
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I'm trying to give people the same amount of information by doing less typing. I'll demonstrate what I mean with the first few entries on the [[The_Review/PG-13_Stories/Page_1|PG-13 list]]. I've changed them to use the same template as my ''Adventures at Hogwarts'' review. I'm going to have to get to bed, but I've been enjoying our discussion. --[[User:Underside|Underside]] 04:56, 15 July 2016 (UTC)
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Your welcome. I'm pretty new to wikis, this being the first one I've tried editing, but I've got years of experience in a few programming languages so things like that are going to stick out for me. I'm still learning the limitations of how I can edit here. I was looking for a simple place to work on an IF story but got caught up learning all the syntax and wiki etiquette. --[[User:Underside|Underside]] 05:43, 15 July 2016 (UTC)
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 06:08, 31 August 2017 (UTC)
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I added a few pages to the [[It's_programming_time!/Batch|/Batch]] section. It's all really basic stuff but it should help get people started. It still needs a bunch of work but it's more informative. --[[User:Underside|Underside]] 04:05, 16 July 2016 (UTC)
 
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== '''Completionist''' ==
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[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:55, 11 September 2017 (UTC)
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Wow, look who's (semi?) back! Nice to hear from you again. I haven't been in this site for ages, either. I guess life has its way of keeping us busy. Well, just wanted to drop a message to say hello. --[[User:Completionist|Completionist]] 04:33, 9 August 2016 (UTC)
 
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Okay so, I have writing story on a forum (kind of like a back and forth.) and last night I wrote this part that literally broke the story. I was told, the other writer was in fact upset by the part so much that they couldn't bear to write any more. (and you are going to have to believe me on this.) I was really happy that I wrote something that caused an emotional impact. but now... since I am "not me" and this is something I would never share in public as me or anyone else. Which is fine but the point of the matter is, is that I have it in me. I lacking the basics to funnel it through. I am getting lessons on how to write better. (like organizational tips and grammar so on) but I sense that I am inspiring hope. :(  I guess the point is that I have like something there. It's going to take a lot of work to dig to it.  (make sense?)
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Words are stippled ardours of sedulous crevices upon many occasions; a common opinion not a great amount of cognizance occurs when the vapid breath of curtsying literacy in its traditional sense is venerated. This argument is generally presented in some such manner and figure: a position completing lofty wayfaring to several high places of what must be common sense to these people, it may appear. This does not seem to appear in the right lustre, and upon further analysis it could be a highly acerbic and of riveted, challenged surface.
 
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Consider that precipice they find themselves to reside, presumably looking down: an easy retort would be an analysis of difference in the abode of the house of words. A quick riposte, indeed jovially succumbing to what may be thought of as a more caliginous act encapsulating a wide expanse of nocturnal void would be to say with much of a surgical tone that "they are simply using different words to subjugate the people who use different words to them". This opinion is a haven; it takes little to find sufficient drive to support this riposte. Other opinions abstracted from subtle texts to get these pithy people to count again are as typhoon-like and varied as the gaze of the flux itself. We can also find that they are too difficult to understand, in this very masked sense. Is there indeed no talent to inducting a specific obsolete sequence of words, as there is in painting a picture of indelible mirth? Floating upon a nimbus of caution when this is said seems necessary, but later: find out just how easy it is to create the meaning of new amalgams of characters. At best: such conception only assumes an intermediate difficulty, and all one need do is apprehend theory. If the world more akin to thin streaks of emerald lines: hyper-reality would be a much easier practice, but words have hitherto remained as such for a practical speed of forever. [[User:Heathin|Heathin]] 07:53, 4 September 2016 (UTC)
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Get better, I miss you.  
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== Fick dich, oder wähle AfD. ==
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== Alison ==
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If I delete the link in all family-friendly stories, will the story also be deleted?
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Hey, grüße von Jörg Meuthen du Schwein. --[[User:Wixxer|Wixxer]] 14:31, 30 January 2017 (UTC)
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Thanks lol. This is my first story so I'm still getting the hang of all the coding and friends.

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Contents

Darth Malcolm

We don't know each other. But I appreciate you, and I thought you should know.

--Darth Malcolm 02:09, 3 December 2021 (UTC)


Teejay

Epitaph for a gunslinger:

Here lies Lester Moore

Four shots from a .44

No Les, no more.

-- Teejay

I've seen the all the problems begin with MEN on a T-shirt. I've been tempted to get it for my GF.

The Lester Moore epitaph is very famous. I'm surprised you've never seen it before.

That poem sounds like it was written by a guilt free Catholic school girl. :)

-- Teejay

A judge was doing arraignments, and the prisoners were in the holding cell of the courthouse, being called forward one by one. Four men were left in the cell when the judge looked at his next case:

State of California vs. Steven Lewon Crook

"Crook!" said the judge. "Step forward!"

All four men stepped out of the holding cell.

-- Teejay

You did a good job with it. As far as I can tell from years of practice, good oral sex when a man goes down on a woman involves being gentle, tonguing her clit, rubbing it while you slip your tongue inside her, and basically following her body's cues until she gushes on your face (and then doing it again and again.)

-- Teejay

I judge Teddy to be about 13. He'll lose interest eventually, probably sooner rather than later.

Headline spotted recently: MILF BRACES FOR FAP OFFENSIVE

My reaction: "Whiskey... Tango... Foxtrot?"

-- Teejay

Maybe they are. When I'm alone in the apartment I'll walk around in my underwear, so maybe they just don't think about it.

-- Teejay

After what happened, no terrorist will come near any of her other concerts. You know security will be ridiculously tight. Definitely go if you want to. -- Teejay

A psychiatrist and a proctologist share an office building. They put up a sign on the front: THE DEPARTMENT OF ODDS AND ENDS. -- Teejay

Your English isn't getting worse. What you're describing doesn't have a formal name.

More... h'mmm. Climb and boink, where she climbs a tree and the guys have to climb up to her and boink her. -- Teejay

In a single day, Samson slew a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of an ass. Every day, thousands of sales are killed with the same weapon. -- Teejay

Even for me, a very fast reader, that took a good chunk of time to read. You're an excellent writer and it's very well written. -- Teejay

I'm quite honored. :) -- Teejay

That's very understandable. I do the same thing with the stories I write for Literotica. It's a way of expressing myself and doing things I can't do IRL. -- Teejay

When the Angles (with the Saxons) invaded England, they settled in what became known as the Land Debatable, namely the north of England and the south of Scotland. The acute Angles went north and the obtuse ones south. -- Teejay

Very awesome band. -- Teejay

We all have hidden desires. That's one of yours. It doesn't surprise me. Hope you're doing well. -- Teejay

I'm glad you got to show off and didn't get in trouble. And you are quite attractive, especially to people who, unlike me, don't prefer women who are as wide as they are tall.

I kind of froze up on the scooter thing. Sorry. I should have handled it better.

Glad to hear that you and your husband still lust each other, in addition to loving each other. Enjoy! -- Teejay

When you used the phrase "get off my chest," it brought to mind an old Dilbert.

Dogbert: "This is the thief who took the decoy lunch...which we laced with synthetic female hormones!"

Wally: "You can't prove anything!"

Dogbert: "Is there something you'd like to get off your chest?" -- Teejay

That works. :) -- Teejay

Believe me, I understand the frustration. The (late) mother of my children and I had a spectacular love life until our first child was born. After that, it was impossible, nearly, to find time. When we did, she clearly released a lot of pent up energy. I hope you find some (safe) way of releasing yours. -- Teejay

A Republican politician is giving a speech at a large public auditorium and making all sorts of promises everyone knows are a bunch of hot air. A heckler stands up and bellows, "All that will happen when pigs fly!"

The Republican beckons the heckler onto the stage. Thrusting the microphone under the heckler's nose, he says, "Let me guess. You're a liberal."

The heckler replies with, "My grandfather was a Democrat, my father was a Democrat, and I am and always will be a Democrat."

The Republican, unfazed, responds smoothly with, "Suppose your grandfather had been a jackass and your father had been a jackass. What would that make you?"

Without missing a beat, the heckler booms, "A Republican!"

-- Teejay

Comment from an Internet comment thread:

When the deer have guns too, then and only then will hunting be considered an actual sport. -- Teejay

Those were awesome. And a little too close to my reality to make me laugh. I actually had the conversation in #14 with both my (now passed) wives. And knowing that words don't work in that situation, I ended up going down on them and after they were cummed out, sticking my head up and saying, "Did that answer your question?" -- Teejay

A classic from the Golden Age. Back when those kind of movies had actual plot. Watched both it and the original Taboo in the same week... about 22 years ago. I recommend it. -- Teejay

Technically, you'd have to ask Platypus, he's the one who created the "base" characters for SSR, but I'm on the assumption that it's no coincidence the slut neighbor is named "Debbie".

P.S. I turn 44 in October. From the information publicly available already, that I'm old enough to to have two kids one of whom is a teenager, you probably could have guessed pretty close to the correct answer. And if I watched those movies 22 years ago, well you have to be at least 18 to watch them so that would in and of itself imply at least 40. -- Teejay

They were younger children when I wrote that intro, back about 6 years ago when I first found this site :) -- Teejay

It's well written. I don't want to think about it too much because that kind of thing, even though it's only fantasy, still turns my stomach a bit. -- Teejay

Man in doctor's office: "My name is Daniel Nathan Reed. I don't initial anything." :) -- Teejay

From the late George Carlin:

Hospitals often name a new facility after the person who makes the major donation. I grew up with a neighborhood guy who is now extremely wealthy, and I'm hoping someday he'll make a big donation. I just want to drive past the hospital and see the No-Balls Malone Cancer Pavilion. -- Teejay

Can you guess what book I'm reading just from the chapter titles? :)

The Tomahawk * Good Samaritan * Earthport * The Astrogators' Guild * "...Your Money And My Know-How..." * "Spaceman" Jones * Eldreth * Three Ways To Get Ahead * Chartsman Jones * Garson's Planet * "Through The Cargo Hatch" * Halcyon * Transition * Anywhere * "This Isn't A Picnic" * "-- Over A Hundred Years --" * Charity * Civilization * A Friend In Need * "-- A Ship Is Not Just Steel --" * The Captain Of The Asgard * The Tomahawk

(Yep, the first and last chapters have the same title.) -- Teejay

Finished Starman Jones and now I'm reading an even older book, one published over 100 years ago. -- Teejay

A census worker was going house to house collecting information, and knocks on the door of an apartment. The only resident is a 25-year-old woman. After explaining why he's there, he starts to record the information. They get to the line for Occupation, and she says, "Hooker."

"I can't put that."

"Then put prostitute."

"That's not a legal occupation. I can't put that!"

"Okay, put down chicken farmer."

"Chicken farmer?"

"Yeah. Last year I raised 1,000 cocks."

-- Teejay

I know nothing about the Fallout world. But I was able to piece together enough to make the story sensible. And as always, your talent for writing shines through. -- Teejay

Also, I noticed there are still some redlinks on The Exhibitionist. Did you plan to fill those? -- Teejay

In England, there is a charitable group called the Women's Association that operates nationwide. The local branches are named for the localities (London Women's Association, Nottingham Women's Association, Sheffield Women's Association, &c.)

When the group opened a branch in the village of Ugley, the local branch -- with good reason -- did not want to be the Ugley Women's Association. So they changed their name to the Women's Association (Ugley Division.) -- Teejay

When asked to use the word "horticulture" in a sentence, Dorothy Parker instantly replied, "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think." -- Teejay

What movie did I just watch?

"I'm here to deliver a message from Mr. Lacombe." "Just you?" "I don't see anyone else around. Mr. Lacombe said to tell you... camel jockeys... that if you fuck with him, he's gonna cut off your balls and stick 'em up your ass. [samples food on table] You guys eat this shit?" "You are a dead man." "I'm not afraid to die... are you?" "No... Allah protects us." "Well, then... [smashes other guy's face into table] this shouldn't hurt!" -- Teejay

The movie is the 1991 film "The Hitman", starring Michael Parks, Al Waxman, Alberta Watson and Ken Pogue. -- Teejay

A biology teacher in an all girls high school decides to see if the pupils have studied the day's lesson.

"Kate, what part of the human body, when stimulated properly, expands to six times it's normal size?"

Kate blushes and stammers, "That's.... inappropriate to ask."

"Jill, what part of the human body, when stimulated properly, expands to six times its normal size?"

"The pupil of the eye, in dim light."

"Correct. Kate, three things. One, you didn't study. Two, you have a dirty mind. Three, you're going to be very disappointed."

-- Teejay

Sorry you're feeling ill. Hope you and your son recover quickly. -- Teejay

Those were good.

A brilliant young student at Trinity / Computed the cube of infinity / But the number of digits / Gave him the fidgets / He chucked math and took up divinity.

Connors said "Bet that I'll beat ya"/ To the odd-shaped mechanical creature / But it won in straight sets / And then quipped at the net / "Bjorn Cyborg's the name. Glad to meet ya."

A robot with lofty inflection / Read Stein in the poetry section / But read it "Arose / Is arose is arose" / And thought it concerned resurrection.

An epicure dining at Crewe / Found a rather large mouse in his stew / Cried the waiter, "Don't shout / And wave it about / Or the rest will be wanting one too."

-- Teejay

There once was a cook from New York / Who claimed you should always stew pork / He says he once tried / To eat some of it fried / And found he would rather chew cork.

-- Teejay

That was a good one. :) -- Teejay

A wonderful passage from the book I'm reading (and I'm wondering if you know the book...)

"When we looked to the south from this depot we saw no clouds; there was nothing but hard clear sky. The sky gave no indication of the blizzard winds that were to assail us when we reached the plateau, and after we had gone as far south as we could and retraced our footsteps to the depot, we looked back and saw the same clear sky, with a few wisps of fleecy cloud in it. We had no doubt that below those clouds the pitiless gale was still raging across the great frozen plain..."

-- Teejay

Very sorry about your cousin.

I'm glad you've found some books you like. Reading is one of life's great pleasures.

-- Teejay

You will not be punished, as you did not intentionally do anything wrong and you were honest. These things do sometimes happen. You are not in trouble.

(Hugs you tightly and gently runs my hand through your hair comfortingly)

-- Teejay

Maybe try going out with the blouse *almost* all the way unbuttoned?

I wish you lived closer. I would love for your family and mine to be real-life friends.

-- Teejay

Still not in trouble. You need comfort, not anger, right now.

(gently cradles you against my chest like a parent cradles a baby, to relax you and make you feel less stressed)

-- Teejay

I know all about real ones. Did I ever mention that my (late) father used to be a construction worker? And I'm glad you got out and managed to get some of your pent-up desire released.

-- Teejay

Freezing in place (normally in shock) is a fairly normal reaction when something like that happens... also, if it's crowded, there may not be a lot of room to move.

If "he" had instead been "she" doing the touching, how would you have reacted?

-- Teejay

If you lived close by, I'm sure I could talk my girlfriend into gently giving your rear the occasional grope. :)

-- Teejay

I'm 100% certain it's the look the cop gives everyone. It's designed to make anyone thinking about executing a crime reconsider their life choices. All cops have it and they all walk around using it. He wasn't singling you out.

Source: I used to work with cops, and my sister-in-law is married to a cop.

Your outfits are fine.

-- Teejay

I'm glad you went out and had some fun. And if the neighbors get freaked out because of what you're doing inside your own house, that's their issue.

-- Teejay

Found a great passage in a book I'm reading, and want to share.

To man has been given the grief, often, of seeing his gods overthrown and his altars crumbling; but to the wolf and the wild dog that have come in to crouch at man’s feet, this grief has never come. Unlike man, whose gods are of the unseen and the overguessed, vapors and mists of fancy eluding the garmenture of reality, wandering wraiths of desired goodness and power, intangible outcroppings of self into the realm of spirit - unlike man, the wolf and the wild dog that have come in to the fire find their gods in the living flesh, solid to the touch, occupying the earthspace and requiring time for the accomplishment of their ends and their existence. No effort of faith is necessary to believe in such a god; no effort of will can possibly induce disbelief in such a god. There is no getting away from it. There it stands, on its two hind legs, club in hand, immensely potential, passionate and wrathful and loving, god and mystery and power of all wrapped up and around by flesh that bleeds when it is torn and that is good to eat like any flesh.

-- Teejay

Ooof. Very sorry about your shower door. That sounds awful.

It's your kitchen, you can dress however you like. I often go into mine not fully dressed, either, to do things.

Glad you got a chance to spend some time with friends. A bikini in a swimming pool, that's not a big deal.

Toying yourself while the workers are there might be pushing it. Now if you were to happen to be asleep when they arrived, it's not your fault you sleep naked and you kicked off the covers because summer is approaching and it's getting hot.

-- Teejay

Care to hazard a guess what book I'm reading?

The loss of Iceland was a disaster whose dimensions were only now becoming apparent. The Soviet bombers had a clear lane to reach into the trade route. Their submarines were racing through the Denmark Strait even as the NATO navies were trying to position their submarines to re-form the barrier they had lost -- the barrier upon which the convoys depended. The Air Force and Navy would soon try to rearrange fighter coverage to harass the Backfires, but those measures were all stopgaps. Until Iceland was fully neutralized, or better yet re-taken, the Third Battle of the North Atlantic hung in an uneven balance.

-- Teejay

If you do come to the US, I hope you end up out here. I live in an area that's safe enough that I can let my 13-year-old son go biking on his own for 2-3 hours. My apartment complex has many families with kids, so you would have other parents around and your son would have potential friends right there.

And yes, that quote was from Red Storm Rising.

-- Teejay

Sorry the guy turned out to be such a jerk. Well, there will be other opportunities.

-- Teejay

What am I about to start re-reading? Chapters in order: The Idea -- Preparation -- The Start -- Chumbi -- Tibet -- The Approach to Everest -- The Way Discovered -- The North Col -- Preparing Again -- The Second Start --The Attack -- The Oxygen Attempt -- An Avalanche -- High-Altitude Life -- The Chief Result -- The Use of Oxygen -- Other Conclusions -- The Third Expedition -- Darjeeling to Rongbuk -- Up the Glacier -- Disaster Retrieved -- The Rescue -- The Assault -- The Climax -- Mallory and Irvine -- Odell -- The Great Enigma -- Honor -- The Doomed Mountain

-- Teejay

Difference Between Heaven and Hell

In Heaven, cops are Swiss, chefs Italian, lovers French, and things are done with British courtesy and German efficiency.

In Hell, there's just a few small changes... cops are German, chefs British, lovers Swiss, and things are done with French courtesy and Italian efficiency.

-- Teejay

I'm glad you're all right. I've missed you, but I figure you've got a life to live and can't be on a website all the time.

And no, I don't use discord.

-- Teejay

If you'd like to let me know the "other places" you're working on your stuff, I would not object. *grin*

-- Teejay

Fredhot16

What I was pissed off about? Eh, just the same old smutty crap on this website. I still find it contemptible but...I really can't muster any energy to gripe in the discussions. I just...there's just so much. So much crap and all my edits...I can't change a damn thing because I don't want to change it, I want to burn it to the ground and start again. That's my problem, the premises of these things.

So. How have you been?

P.S Did you write "Nudisma Terena"?---Fredhot16 18:31 (Louisiana Time), 19 May 2017

Mind if I make a few suggestions for this whole "boinking" thing? (Also, why "boink"? Why'd you choose that as a word?)

1. Truth and Boink?

2. Freeze Boink?

3. Simon Says: Boink Edition?

4. Boink Poker?

Just spitballing.

P.S Is this story a real story for you or just part of your rants? And, yes, I get the joke.--Fredhot16 17:48 (Louisiana Time), 9 June 2017

How do you think a "sexual horror" story would go?--Fredhot16 12:41 (Louisiana Time), 12 June 2017

That was one of my first thoughts: rape. But I was wondering if there are more ways to show "sexual horror" then that, more dimensions. Something more...subtle.

Why these thoughts? Well, I'm just taking genres and mixing them together, seeing what comes out.

P.S Can you help me with some category help? I'm trying to do multiple categories for my "Dungeons and Dragons" review like this:

The Review- Adult Stories| Dungeons and Dragons| Female Elf Paladin Review. --Fredhot16 12:31 (Louisiana Time), 13 June 2017

You know what? Go ahead, rewrite the scene with the spirit you described, just have her SHOW it! Have her SHOW a fucking emotion! Have some actual dialogue! I'm not asking for a total change, I'm asking for this page to actually look like a fucking book! "Present the page better" is all I'm asking. And "make it less skeevy", if that's possible.

And, for the love of god, DESCRIBE THINGS! PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, DESCRIBE EVERYTHING! I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS, JUST DESCRIBE IT SO PEOPLE CAN HAVE A CLEAR IDEA OF WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE READING! Hell, I give you permission to describe the protagonist's breasts, just give the reader SOMETHING!

Oh, and you can just ignore the whole "half-elf" thing. I don't expect you to know about them and for this instance, you don't need to. --Fredhot16 9:42 (Louisiana Time), 15 June 2017

The groping and pawing happened at the clothing shop, erm, tent.

Also, yes, I know the rest of the story makes no sense. You know my pain. --Fredhot16 17:52 (Louisiana Time), 19 June 2017

...You have automatically lost all respect from me with those lyrics.--Fredhot16 11:13 (Louisiana Time), 19 July 2017

Erm, sorry. I've been sorta busy and I kinda forgot about it. I'll try to give you my proper opinion soon but I can't do it right now because I slept pretty late last night, about 3 A.M. Going to say one thing: your page was a major fucking improvement over the last one. There was actual dialogue for fuck's sake!

You know, there's something weird about the stories on that CYOS. I don't think a lot of it was made by people who were thinking "Forgotten Realms" when they made it. It feels like generic D&D stuff with some vanilla D&D info thrown in. The mentions of Pelor, for one thing. While Pelor, the god of the Sun, is a D&D god, he's not a Forgotten Realms god. The closest there may be to Pelor is Lathander, the Morninglord, the God of spring, dawn, etc.

Edit: Huh. There's actually a table in Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting handbook that tells you which D&D deities to convert to Forgotten Realms deities. Pelor, for example, can be switched with Lathander, Ilmater, the Broken God, or Torm, the Loyal Fury.

-Fredhot16 21:27 (Louisiana Time), 13 August 2017

If you aren't busy, perhaps you could do the red links for this page: D&D: FHR: The cloaked merchant : "Let's see how far you are willing to go...."

Try it like you did for the bard page.--Fredhot16 14:12 (Louisiana Time), 14 August 2017

Going to stay away from this site for some time. Planning on sitting down and reading the handbooks for Forgotten Realms. There's a lot of interesting lore and story ideas in this stuff. And it's all on the internet, free to download! Oh, and to answer your question:

A. For D&D: Well, she can't really do it because she only has a part of the whole map right now. She needs all of them. And there's the guards behind him. Also, that creep doesn't own the shop. I think the shop owner went home for the night or something.

To be honest, I was thinking of something like that. You know, the protag somehow getting it away from the creep without putting out any more "goods". The best bet would be to get him alone and then...you know.

B. "Don't have sex!" Are you sure you weren't inspired by the manga "My Balls" where a man has to not ejaculate for a whole month to save the world? Yes, this is real. I am NOT kidding. Also, go ahead. That will be a breath of fresh air.

C. Go wild.--Fredhot16 00:18 (Louisiana Time), 15 August 2017

No. I'm not really back.

I'll be blunt: I came here a couple of years ago in 2012 because I was enamored with Choose Your Own Adventures and I thought I could practice my writing here.

However, I stopped going back here a year ago because of one question: what is the point of practicing writing here if nobody will read it or give their opinions?

Not only are there few regulars here but considering the absolute plethora of smut here, what chance is there for anybody to read anything I've crafted or even give their opinion? Practice is worthless if nobody will point to the problems in your writing.

I might contribute to random Choose Your Own Adventures if I'm bored or tempted to go back to old habits of editing on here but I don't think I'll be writing anything of my own here.

If anybody wants to talk to me, though, I'll be here for that and respond.

Heck, if you want me to look at your work for suggestions or any editing ideas, I'm always up for that.

Edit: Also, there's a Choose Your Own Adventure called "Katarina's Adventures" whose original writer seems to have disappeared so maybe you could take a look and see if you can do anything with it?

So. This is awkward and not just because it's been (checks last communication) holy shit, half a decade? Anyway, yeah, it's been a long time since we've talked.

Am I actually back this time? For the foreseeable future, yes. I do have a collaboration I want to contribute to here and that old Dungeons and Dragons CYOA to fill in with my own idea for an adventure, not just bitterly edit it. Yeah, I really was contemptuous, wasn't I?

I actually came back today to talk about a way I don't know if you're familiar with Yahtzee, a certain vulgar but hilarious reviewer on The Escapist, but he actually has longer, more drawn-out reviews called "Extra Punctuation". In one of his articles, Yahtzee talks about how he'd prefer "Heavy Rain", he would have preferred for the plot twist of the killer's identity to change depending on the decisions you made, much like Silent Hill 2 and Silent Hill: Silent Memories, whose endings changed on subtle actions that implied a different mindset like running around with frequently low health making it more likely to get the suicide ending and such.]] He's very fond of getting the gameplay to interact with and work with the story, changing and painting in the context.

I think I may have complained before about seeing this sort of thing because a CYOA is about the choices you, the main character, makes, not the choices you make the other characters make like "The man gropes you" or "The man just stares at you". Here, I think it's different because it's not so much based on making other character's choices so much as the choice you make influencing the tone and direction the story takes before it's "fully-baked", so to speak.

Like, if you choose "glare at the person at the door", the person will glare back or shoot some snide remark and the story will inform you that it's an old rival that usually tries to undermine you. If you choose "say hello in a friendly tone", they'd say hello back and shoot the shit with you, informing you that they're a casual acquittance. Another choice for signifying if they're a friend and another if they're a lover.

Or, as he put it, "the idea was, you had to make 6 choices, and each choice branched the story. The player was given as little detail as possible at the start, and each choice of action they made added detail that altered the context of the events. For example, you started off in a hospital reception area, and the first choice was whether to sit down and wait or walk down the hall to explore further. Choosing to sit implied that the player character understood the hospital to be functional, and would lead to the stories involving visiting sick friends, seeing a doctor or identifying a corpse. Choosing to explore implied that the player character was more confused about their situation, which led to stories in which the hospital was abandoned or closed, and you were there for various illicit reasons."

It's an interesting idea for how to experiment with CYOAs while still making the reader's choices the center of the piece and I'm pretty sure I saw something like that here, one choice going for a romantic tone, one for a dangerous "you were just kidnapped" tone.

...By the way, your shower is fixed, right? I remember you talking about how unsexy and rude the fixers were, not like the fixers in porn.

--Fredhot16 01:21 (Central Time), 03 December 2021

I'll admit...some of these things also turn my stomach. I once stumbled onto a page in "The Devil's Daughter" and found a scene where "garden slaves" have to lick a woman's ass clean and it described how there was wet shit still in her ass and...

I tapped out. I could not even try. I can stomach tons and tons of poorly-written smut but going into gross-out territory like this isn't worth the effort.

Sorry to hear that you don't come by anymore but go ahead, you do you. Would it be too much to ask which Discord your writings are put on?

I actually do find that way of writing Yahtzee described interesting enough to try one day. But, yanno, if ain't today...

That said, if I wanted to get your opinions on something I wrote here, would you still be willing to take a look?

--Fredhot16 01:21 (Central Time), 08 December 2021

Enier

TQ for the tips.

Also, you do not need to have a template. That was put there so you know how to make one if you want. It is not required, and is not useful if your story isn't going to use it. If it is, well, you can replace the template, but they are hard to figure out. Let me know if you need help on it.Reply:

Remind me what a template is?

Can you do combination linking?

Help with the status bar! I need an explanation clearer than the tutorial!

I want something like the table in the tutorial, but blue. can u send me the code?

TQ. How do I make A Wiki?

Platypus

Thank you for your efforts thus far. I appreciate your help, and you have my sympathy for your loss of brain cells. At some point, when I'm feeling brave, I'll tackle what remains. Hot and Horny was most written by writers that I pushed away from Smutty Sex Romp and Rampage, and much of it is pretty cringe worthy.

"I'm about to pop an egg." There should be a collection of truly, awfully bad lines somewhere. That turkey deserves special recognition for sheer awfulness. --Platypus 12:42, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

Thanks for the heads up. And good job messing with the spammer's spammy spam! --Platypus 11:54, 9 August 2017 (UTC)

Wolfskin75

did this work? --Wolfskin75


I am thinking of a several character story... And like your too graphic. I wanted to incorporate pictures. Non that have copyright but to give the reader a idea of what i am visualizing. I am trying to find a way to pitch my ideas without it being public... But i dont use anom email so...yeah. I think however, i should work on figuring out the mechanics before i start writing. And i invite you to add to were you see fit. I like your stories. (i read some.) -- Wolfskin75


Well, my idea goes like this. I want to write a two prong story: about a neighborhood of deviants that a Mom and her daughter move into. They are fresh from a divorce from a wealthy guy so he buys them a House in this neighborhood. I want to Mom to become some Wife's pet (romance themed but lots of kink Dom/sub exploring fetishes... mostly my own) the choices will be who you sub too. Whether it be a loving woman or a cruel pain master. and at the same time her daughter (totally cute emo girl) will become a Dom to one of the daughters of the town. Of course they will be men in it.. but only as a side story.. (men have no place in my fantasy world) Of course.... this is basically how the neighborhood works... they were moved there on purpose. I love reading stories where two girls find a comfortable love full of their kinks . yes... no? any tips or whatever would be nice.

Wolfskin75


Okay, I have corrected some things. I apologize for some misunderstandings. I guess I am looking for more of a mentor? someone to bounce ideas off of. None of the ideas I have are set in stone and I am still trying to even figure out how to get started. I am just more looking for some sort of communication and would like someone to collaborate with eventually. I am new here and I am just testing the waters. To see what is up.

Wolfskin75


Thank you. I am currently working on adding things to "Mom can be bad". I am going to try and class up the story a bit and learn the formatting. I have a lot to think about. You're right, some of the stories are down right stupid. you're also right and that I am more about the innocence rather than the age.. Let me digest what you wrote, it was all good .. and I very glad for your time. thank you again.

Wolfskin75

You said a couple things that I can relate. The reason I want to write this story is that, I just to chat with a bunch of real life little's. It was SOOOO great and they where all so full of life and happiness. Of course things got drama filled at times but It was something I could "feel". I wanted to be a protector. Not someone who would punish and then After care.. but ALL After care. and since I am married so I fantasize ... ALOT. but Like I said, it's not normal, (like most things I am involved in) for instance... I read rampage. and EVERY Ending I got to was a happily ever after ending. I think that say a lot of about my mind where I want to go with this story of mind. The strong protecting the weak. Someone protecting those who would be prey and letting them live in happiness. Of course there is sex and kinkiness but it's the best of all environments. safety and trust. this is more where I want my stories to go. Like I said. I am going to press on with adding to "Mom can be bad" not only warming up my writing skills and figuring out the format (like if you make one choice it effects the rest of the story sort of thing) and See what I can do. I am dealing with Lisa, 40 married and Tera 50 divorced. ( is there some sort of forum for these type of formatting questions?)


Wolfskin75


I am trying to add a page a day and see what happens. I have already ended my first thread. :)

Wolfskin75


nice, can I use that?

Wolfskin75


Very nice. I am loving making these little snippets. Even though i fantasize about it, I am not sure if i got the feeling right. Since i am not female all i have to go on is other writings and since i don't have a book length to write and develop these feelings. I don't know what its like for a straight "married" woman to get picked up at a bar by another and go with it. I will use your snippets. But i invite you to add the story. :) I am also having fun making most of the men villians.

Wolfskin75


Again. Thank you. I have a lot of editing to do amd make it all says in line. Thank you thank you. To know you are reading what i am writing...yay. I need to become a stronger writer. I am actually having some issues. 1. How do you slog through the middle stuff? I am having troubles feeling overwhelmed with stuff that has to hhappen to make the story ...er semi good rather than just the dirty parts. Do i make sense?

Wolfskin75

For instance, I was thinking about making it back to the house. I have several story points where things need to happen before the Preg story gets to the house. I add some sex parts, things in fact I would love to do. What I am having trouble with is trying to get the notion that She might not be totally okay with this and that when she gets to house she is like "what the fuck am I doing." or maybe have that moment in the car.

I really need to spend some time really trying to catch up on things.

Not every woman has DD or 38g breast, not every woman shaves ( and thank god for that.) all the woman in my stories don't have huge boobs. I fantasize about smaller breast and I am not afraid to write about pubic hair.

Wolfskin75


I am trying to get more from you... To hopefully get you to boil over into a story. :) whatever you want to tell me...please be sure i am "listening". ;).

Also i have been busy lately so i haven't had much time to respond.

Wolfskin75


I love the way you write. You include little things.. little things are always the important things right. and yes.. both of those things were great! I am going on vacation for a week. I will be back though. Hopefully I will some updated work for you

Wolfskin75


I have wrote alot ... Cant wait to post it. How have you been?

Wolfskin75


I would ask you a favor. I love what you wrote by the way... Totally totally enjoyed it. *wink* again and again...

I need you to write a lesbian sex scene between Tera and Beth. I am adding a scene...after the dancing scene she goes home drunk with Beth..could you write the sex...can be bleary and nebulous...but it would be amazing if you would...?

Wolfskin75

Will do. I will also read the links you sent. How would you like me to get that to you? Email or post it here? I will just living out a fantasy :)


Wolfskin75


Tera, 50 mother of two, I envision her being bi curious her whole life just stuck in a rut. Blond hair, dyed. To cover the grey.. Beth a mid 20's redhead in college. Loves older woman. And likes the older woman sort of a mother like girlfriend..Knows Tera ( knows her daughter and is someone's daughter that Tera will know. Tera is of the generation that doesnt shave..pubic hair i mean. Beth is smaller chested then Tera. Normal breast Tera's would slightly not perky. Beth is the predator in this case...i want to have some regert in the morning but enough to force her hand in a choice. So far she has moved slowly but she has moved forward... Thats the direction i want to head. Plus... I havent posted the next post which will go in front of this...so you have a little time


I am trying not to make something typical.

Wolfskin75


I find myself wanting to add on to other stories... But alot of them have elements i dont like and really cant further the story the way i would like with the cast as it is. I could just go and rewrite the story...but i would rather contact the author and make the change.....sigh....or just make one of my own i guess.

Wolfskin75


back home and posting again. :) figured it all out.

Wolfskin75


Any details you can provide about that...I am more than happy to read...re read .. Have my own activities..then re read again. I would like to know...especially the tying part...

Wolfskin75

I feel so lazy...i havent been writing..bad me..lol

Wolfskin75

I have a question. Do you understand my writing? Like if you had to critque it. What would be a couple of good things i could work on?

Wolfskin75 23:55, 14 July 2017 (UTC)

I added two or three more pages last night. I really need have a edit day. If I could crave out a day to JUST EDIT that would be great. *sigh*

Wolfskin75 14:35, 15 July 2017 (UTC)


Wanted to touch base. How are you doing?

Wolfskin75 20:10, 16 July 2017 (UTC)


Thank you..its awesome. It was perfect and I..thank you for your time. Family def comes first

Wolfskin75 14:31, 18 July 2017 (UTC)


I have a question for you? it's kind of private. how can I ask you?

Wolfskin75 00:23, 19 July 2017 (UTC)


I have been really tired lately, I plan to work on this weekend. I am not giving up. Life has just gotten busy, I still love the writing and I still crave the interaction. Thank you for your time and effort. I look really good, and I will get my head screwed on right promise.

Wolfskin75 15:23, 20 July 2017 (UTC)

I was finally able to read it. I am changing it all to first person. since I think, that how I wrote the rest of the story? I wasn't sure so I have copies of both just in case. I will be working on the rest of it and that's what I want to buzz you about. I think it would be easier. to use discord for our edits? and I wanted to buzz you my Discord info. As you can leave something there for days and I can see it there when every I log on. I was just thinking about it. Plus we maintain our safety and secure. :) HIGHLY HIGHLY sexy stuff!!! thank you.

Wolfskin75 07:25, 21 July 2017 (UTC)


So far it's golden. I find myself really enjoying the foreplay as I usually do in real life. As a kid in middle school I taught myself through many a bad movie to listen to a woman's body and learn how to please her without "intercourse". I LOVE FOREPLAY. and if that doesn't sound true or read true, there is no point finish the chapter. Anyway I think what you wrote actually feels real rather than what you said to the notes where the they get together and he whips his cock out stuffs it in.. and she lOVES IT! and have five orgasm. THEN, everyone thinks it's a great scene but nothing happened. Furthermore, one of the parts I find very disrespectful is that they're always written where the women is satisfied beyond the shadow of a doubt, multiple orgasm and after one time having sex, she goes from Virgin she goes to ultra slut. It's just stupid!!! In this story, I wanted to communicate softness and the importance of trust and the sexiness of vulnerability and how that plays into arousal.

as for this conversation. I would say without a DOUBT... I look forward to our interactions and AND I don't know why I hold as much as I do. but... that's a deeper discussion.

Wolfskin75 12:52, 21 July 2017 (UTC)

What do you need from me? I am feeling like I have slacked off.. TOTALLY hot scene by the way... :P

What do you use to keep track of the story? I am starting to see the limitations of your basic document editor. I losing my place pretty easily. :(

Wolfskin75 21:42, 23 July 2017 (UTC)


Did you add something? I couldnt make up what was updated?

Wolfskin75 21:17, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

Out of the three moms can be bad stories i started. Two of them end up in the same kink. Which is good but i dont want to just write the same thing. Yes i am interested in that kink and those types if relationships but... You have to be anle to expand lol. I am trying to write it from all sides. But i feel like I enjoy writing it why not...but also since I am learning....i am having a bad day and writing porn and reading your hot writing makes me happy.

Wolfskin75 23:15, 24 July 2017 (UTC)


I finally found a shit load of notes you have been leaving. I have starting up stories and just letting it go on. I would have loved to competed in that competition!!! I would have written some awesome stuff. Cream worthy if I do say. Use to take the train to work everyday.. so I had a lot of time to think about this particular thing.

What is my style? I am would have to say I am trained beginner and that my style is "evolving" I am not giving up and I will read all that you have left for me. PROMISE. I am going on vacation again so I hope to have some good pages come of this vacation. I just don't want to be a one trick pony you know.

Wolfskin75 06:34, 26 July 2017 (UTC)

Thank you for that. I am going to use it but I had to create my own account and I would have to invite you to work with me. SOOOO if you want to find out who I am really am.. cause I don't have fake email addresses.... Let me know. :) I would be more than happy to invite you onboard. :)

Wolfskin75 07:19, 26 July 2017 (UTC)

I have gotten the thingy up. I will write some more and invite when i get back form vacation. But a couple of beers and a couple hours to write do wonders?

Wolfskin75 23:24, 27 July 2017 (UTC)

I invited you. I am reading your blog. and I want to work with you on "Maso me" whenever you think I can fit. :) anyway, I will have more soon.

Wolfskin75 22:16, 29 July 2017 (UTC)


Okay.. I am going to have to make pages for us. (actually makes me happy) so we can keep better track of our various creative projects. I will have to figure how to do that and then we can add to those.

Wolfskin75 00:20, 30 July 2017 (UTC)

did you get the invite?

Wolfskin75 16:32, 31 July 2017 (UTC)

Let me work on that. no idea why. I am going back through and editing. I was reading through maso me. I loved the part where they were using her in class. HOT!

Wolfskin75 04:40, 1 August 2017 (UTC)

I did figure out how to get you full access. Try it and let me know.

Wolfskin75 04:58, 1 August 2017 (UTC)

Okay. I wanted to right something about a like humiliation type scene that is being filmed, something new for the person involved but not as horrifying as she thought. (i.e. the experience as being used as a sex guide in the "training" part.) I am not sure if that would fit into that story. or even if you wanted it to be in it at all. just was really excited by the training part was all. doing things in front of people you don't know or do know. wanted to add that in. I would add that in to one of the chapters of my story as well. It was hot

Wolfskin75 15:45, 2 August 2017 (UTC)


So, I started my own story.. YAY. I will work on Lisa's story tonight (or this weekend at least) I added the beginning of the sex scenes with Tera and Beth and introduced a new character or at least named her. (Tera's friend Marla.) Anything else you would like me to do or help you with?

Wolfskin75 18:44, 4 August 2017 (UTC)


I like it. you are a really good writer and story teller. I like the way you make the story come together. I am trying to work on my story telling abilities or at least communicating them in written form. I have had writers block as of late. I have plenty of "ideas" but seemingly no time and not a lot motivation. I have been reading a bit lately, and really thinking about what kind of stories I want to tell. It's good and I am really I guess picking out a lot of the crap that I don't want in my stories that traditionally make it into porn. Love your writing, and I love reading. It's some of the most erotic writing I have read.

Wolfskin75 14:32, 10 August 2017 (UTC)


I have block. and I feel like I need to keep writing though. I want to stay productive. :( i am going to a convention next week maybe that will help me clear my head up. YAY.

Wolfskin75 15:30, 11 August 2017 (UTC)

I've been on the convention for a couple days. I have been trying to write a come up with something to write but not really pushing myself. Have you been?

Wolfskin75 12:17, 20 August 2017 (UTC)


I am back. SAME HERE!!! I have been needing a release. So I have been thinking of someone to write it out. nope... then I thought Stranger orgy. Which, seemed like a good idea. Until I realized I was a loser and could no way shape or form find one. My wife walked around the house this morning with just underwear. I want to so many things,even in front of the kids. didn't care. but...nothing. So, back to writing. Let's write something dirty ??? Stranger orgy story, two character plan to meet there not knowing what is going happen.

Wolfskin75 13:53, 22 August 2017 (UTC)

Alright, time for a rant. I am horny as all get out. Frustrated as hell. Nothing I do seems to help, it only slides me further this big swamp i am stuck in. I know kind of what I want. I have the ideas but I don't see a path to get there. But I know i don't have it all together and I have vauge ideas of what success looks like and I know a lot of time will be in the middle. Am I making sense? I enjoyed my time away at the convention but it seemed like i wasted a whole bunch of time... But it would have been only to stare at a blinking cursor on a screen. I read other erotica... It all sucks but at least they wrote it. I love yours. Specially the one with the girl who goes into the adult book store (have i mentioned that before) i am just stressed and feeling like i am wasting time. I dont want to get up in the morning... But i get up to check for your messages. Everything is crowding me in. I just am aimless. I read some stories about mind control. I find that cool...but all the stories seem to fall apart. Like they lose steam and rely on tropes. Bad ones. What would you do if you had mind control? I know I know for a fact I would use it to get people to admit stuff they are thinking but never say. Aaaaaarrrgghhh am I making sense?

Wolfskin75 14:32, 22 August 2017 (UTC)


YOu and I are in the same boat. Like, THE EXACT same boat.

Wolfskin75 06:20, 23 August 2017 (UTC)


So I am crawling out of skin. I have written a couple of pages here and there but not edited. I need to find a editor. I am going to go and make more sense of my outlines. I have let them go.

Wolfskin75 00:52, 27 August 2017 (UTC)


AAAARRRGGGGGHH. Okay. I have a new schedule to deal with now so I am dealing with that not so good. I would love to help you out on whatever you need help with. I have added anything in a couple days. but I am still thinking. :) How are you.

Wolfskin75 06:08, 31 August 2017 (UTC)


I hope you get better. I know how that can be. with kid's bringing home the sickness. do I have a story for you. LOL

Wolfskin75 14:55, 11 September 2017 (UTC)


Okay so, I have writing story on a forum (kind of like a back and forth.) and last night I wrote this part that literally broke the story. I was told, the other writer was in fact upset by the part so much that they couldn't bear to write any more. (and you are going to have to believe me on this.) I was really happy that I wrote something that caused an emotional impact. but now... since I am "not me" and this is something I would never share in public as me or anyone else. Which is fine but the point of the matter is, is that I have it in me. I lacking the basics to funnel it through. I am getting lessons on how to write better. (like organizational tips and grammar so on) but I sense that I am inspiring hope. :( I guess the point is that I have like something there. It's going to take a lot of work to dig to it. (make sense?)

Wolfskin75 22:25, 11 September 2017 (UTC)


Get better, I miss you.

Wolfskin75 06:21, 14 September 2017 (UTC)

Alison

If I delete the link in all family-friendly stories, will the story also be deleted?

What happened to all those stories on All Family-Friendly Stories? Why is there only 2?

Grazie

Thanks lol. This is my first story so I'm still getting the hang of all the coding and friends.

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