Piggy's Day/You will ask
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| - | Piggy: "Is it true that a zombie can be cured by letting a mutant bite it?" | + | '''Piggy:''' "Is it true that a zombie can be cured by letting a mutant bite it?" |
| - | N-clair: "Yes. A zombie has a very unstable genome, and its body is suspectible to change. If a mutant bites a zombie, the cells begin to multiply in its body cancerously, replaicing dead zombie-cells. Are there any mutants in the class?" | + | '''N-clair:''' "Yes. A zombie has a very unstable genome, and its body is suspectible to change. If a mutant bites a zombie, the cells begin to multiply in its body cancerously, replaicing dead zombie-cells. Are there any mutants in the class?" |
You, and cubehead raise your hands. | You, and cubehead raise your hands. | ||
| - | N-clair: "Okay, you there, Piggy. Bite this zombie." | + | '''N-clair:''' "Okay, you there, Piggy. Bite this zombie." |
You bite the zombie's arm. It tastes awful, and you spit out the skin. The zombie begins to wail. | You bite the zombie's arm. It tastes awful, and you spit out the skin. The zombie begins to wail. | ||
| - | Zombie: "Uuurhhh.... Ohh..." | + | '''Zombie:''' "Uuurhhh.... Ohh..." |
The zombie begins to change into a human, but then takes a slight turn, and grows a misshapen leg, a strange bump on the side of its head, and mismatched eyes. The human also has a strange body structure. | The zombie begins to change into a human, but then takes a slight turn, and grows a misshapen leg, a strange bump on the side of its head, and mismatched eyes. The human also has a strange body structure. | ||
| - | N-clair: "Well, that was... uhh... a relatively succesful cure." | + | '''N-clair:''' "Well, that was... uhh... a relatively succesful cure." |
| - | Mutated human: "You idiot! I was much happier being a zombie than THIS." | + | '''Mutated human:''' "You idiot! I was much happier being a zombie than THIS." |
| - | As N-clair tries calming down the newly-human zombie, | + | As N-clair tries calming down the newly-human zombie, one of the course participants steal a key from N-clairs pocket. |
| - | N-clair: "Well, there is a trust fund for zombies-turned-humans, but you'd first need to get a job and that might..." | + | '''N-clair:''' "Well, there is a trust fund for zombies-turned-humans, but you'd first need to get a job and that might..." |
| - | Piggy: "N-clair! I think Cubehead took something from your pocket." | + | '''Piggy:''' "N-clair! I think Cubehead took something from your pocket." |
| - | N-clair: "OH GOD NO. THE KEY!" | + | '''N-clair:''' "OH GOD NO. THE KEY!" |
| - | Piggy: "What? Was it the key to the food supplies?" | + | '''Piggy:''' "What? Was it the key to the food supplies?" |
| - | N-clair: "With that key, Cubehead can blow up a nuclear bomb!" | + | '''N-clair:''' "With that key, Cubehead can blow up a nuclear bomb!" |
Meanwhile, Cubehead has made his way deep into the facility. There, he finds a door with a clear sign: "Do not enter", and a lock. | Meanwhile, Cubehead has made his way deep into the facility. There, he finds a door with a clear sign: "Do not enter", and a lock. | ||
| - | Cubehead: "This is probably it." | + | '''Cubehead:''' "This is probably it." |
He opens the door, and finds that the walls are covered in identical buttons. | He opens the door, and finds that the walls are covered in identical buttons. | ||
| - | Cubehead: "Oh no, he's installed thousands of fake buttons! Better just try them all..." | + | '''Cubehead:''' "Oh no, he's installed thousands of fake buttons! Better just try them all..." |
N-clair then runs in. | N-clair then runs in. | ||
| - | Cubehead: "Oh... hello. This isn't the bathroom, is it?" | + | '''Cubehead:''' "Oh... hello. This isn't the bathroom, is it?" |
Cubehead then begins to run around the room, trying all buttons. N-clair runs after him. | Cubehead then begins to run around the room, trying all buttons. N-clair runs after him. | ||
| - | N-clair: "Stop doing that, you terrorist!" | + | '''N-clair:''' "Stop doing that, you terrorist!" |
| - | Cubehead: "Screw you! I know that those bombs are headed for Los Angeles, so you can get an inordinate amount of fresh zombies once your stocks run dry." | + | '''Cubehead:''' "Screw you! I know that those bombs are headed for Los Angeles, so you can get an inordinate amount of fresh zombies once your stocks run dry." |
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Current revision as of 06:06, 28 March 2016
Piggy: "Is it true that a zombie can be cured by letting a mutant bite it?"
N-clair: "Yes. A zombie has a very unstable genome, and its body is suspectible to change. If a mutant bites a zombie, the cells begin to multiply in its body cancerously, replaicing dead zombie-cells. Are there any mutants in the class?"
You, and cubehead raise your hands.
N-clair: "Okay, you there, Piggy. Bite this zombie."
You bite the zombie's arm. It tastes awful, and you spit out the skin. The zombie begins to wail.
Zombie: "Uuurhhh.... Ohh..."
The zombie begins to change into a human, but then takes a slight turn, and grows a misshapen leg, a strange bump on the side of its head, and mismatched eyes. The human also has a strange body structure.
N-clair: "Well, that was... uhh... a relatively succesful cure."
Mutated human: "You idiot! I was much happier being a zombie than THIS."
As N-clair tries calming down the newly-human zombie, one of the course participants steal a key from N-clairs pocket.
N-clair: "Well, there is a trust fund for zombies-turned-humans, but you'd first need to get a job and that might..."
Piggy: "N-clair! I think Cubehead took something from your pocket."
N-clair: "OH GOD NO. THE KEY!"
Piggy: "What? Was it the key to the food supplies?"
N-clair: "With that key, Cubehead can blow up a nuclear bomb!"
Meanwhile, Cubehead has made his way deep into the facility. There, he finds a door with a clear sign: "Do not enter", and a lock.
Cubehead: "This is probably it."
He opens the door, and finds that the walls are covered in identical buttons.
Cubehead: "Oh no, he's installed thousands of fake buttons! Better just try them all..."
N-clair then runs in.
Cubehead: "Oh... hello. This isn't the bathroom, is it?"
Cubehead then begins to run around the room, trying all buttons. N-clair runs after him.
N-clair: "Stop doing that, you terrorist!"
Cubehead: "Screw you! I know that those bombs are headed for Los Angeles, so you can get an inordinate amount of fresh zombies once your stocks run dry."
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