DirtyMeStoryTime Rants/Help dog
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| + | I rubbed the dogs belly, one of his favorite spots to rub, when something, some growth or something, appeared from the back of it. It was all red, and ugly, and scared me. | ||
| + | Not sure what to do, I called the vet. | ||
| - | + | "Hello, my dog, has something, big and red, sticking out from his belly," I told them vet. He asked me to describe more, so I did. Finally he gave me some advice. | |
| + | <p title="The omniscient narrator's voice tells you that the person she reached was being a sarcastic dick">"Look up zoophilia, z-o-o-p-h-i-l-i-a, wank the dog," he tells me, helpfully, "Then just help him like you see in what you find." He laughs as he hangs up. Strange.</p> | ||
| + | I did the search, and found lots of pictures and videos of women helping their dogs, but I could not figure out which one I was supposed to do. | ||
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| + | Some of the women were putting the part in their mouth. Some were rubbing it with their hand. Some were putting it in their <span title="Loli's nickname for vagina">flower</span>. | ||
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| + | I wasn't sure which was right. | ||
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| + | {{Too Graphic Link|link=[[DirtyMeStoryTime Rants/Dog in mouth|Put it in your mouth.]]}} | ||
| + | {{Too Graphic Link|link=[[DirtyMeStoryTime Rants/Dog in hand|Rub it with your hand.]]}} | ||
| + | {{Too Graphic Link|link=[[DirtyMeStoryTime Rants/Dog in flower|Put it in your flower.]]}} | ||
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Current revision as of 03:35, 6 May 2016
I rubbed the dogs belly, one of his favorite spots to rub, when something, some growth or something, appeared from the back of it. It was all red, and ugly, and scared me.
Not sure what to do, I called the vet.
"Hello, my dog, has something, big and red, sticking out from his belly," I told them vet. He asked me to describe more, so I did. Finally he gave me some advice.
"Look up zoophilia, z-o-o-p-h-i-l-i-a, wank the dog," he tells me, helpfully, "Then just help him like you see in what you find." He laughs as he hangs up. Strange.
I did the search, and found lots of pictures and videos of women helping their dogs, but I could not figure out which one I was supposed to do.
Some of the women were putting the part in their mouth. Some were rubbing it with their hand. Some were putting it in their flower.
I wasn't sure which was right.
