Piggy's Day/Apply desinfectant
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'''Swine:''' "Oh for fucks sake you are such a FOOL!" | '''Swine:''' "Oh for fucks sake you are such a FOOL!" | ||
| - | The ambulance arrives to take to the the hospital. Your nose has to be amputated from an overdose of aerosol. This causes you much distress, but you agree to the operation. At a later date, you die because you can't distinguish a green potato from a green apple. | + | The ambulance arrives to take to the the hospital. Your nose has to be amputated from an overdose of aerosol. This causes you much distress, but you agree to the operation. At a later date, you die because you can't distinguish the taste of a green potato from a green apple. |
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[[Category: Piggy's Day]] | [[Category: Piggy's Day]] | ||
[[Category: Endings]] | [[Category: Endings]] | ||
Revision as of 05:07, 28 March 2016
Piggy: "Okay, let's start by putting on some bandages..."
Swine: "Wait! Shouldn't we apply the desinfectant first?"
Piggy: "Right."
You take out a can of deodorant, and before Swine can stop you, you've sprayed half a can of the stuff into your nose. You realize your mistake about halfway through this, as you start coughing profusedly, and then vomit blood.
Swine: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
Piggy: "*cough* Why isn't this stuff working!?"
Swine: "You idiot, that's not desinfectant!"
Piggy: "But I thought deodorant desinfects your nose!"
Swine: "WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?"
Piggy: "Well because we always use it in the mornings and... *cough, cough* To be fair, I'm not really sure."
You vomit again. With less blood this time, but nevertheles.
Swine: "Oh for fucks sake you are such a FOOL!"
The ambulance arrives to take to the the hospital. Your nose has to be amputated from an overdose of aerosol. This causes you much distress, but you agree to the operation. At a later date, you die because you can't distinguish the taste of a green potato from a green apple.
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