Sex in Ancient Rome:Leave

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After packing a satchel of food, readying your armor and combing your beard and moustache, you set off on horseback, riding through the city of Tiryns and eventually out on the open road, where you travel along the green hills and flowery fields of Argolis for many days and nights, contemplating how you'll defeat an enemy that's invulnerable to all manner of weapons.
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After packing a satchel of food, readying your armor and making sure your weapons were sharpened, you set off on horseback, riding through the city of Tiryns and eventually out on the open road, where you traveled along the green hills and rocky plains of Argolis for many days and nights, contemplating how to defeat an enemy that was invulnerable to all manner of weapons.
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Maybe if you fired an arrow in its mouth? Maybe if you tied sharp pebbles to your knuckles and beat it to death? Maybe if you crushed it with a giant rock? Though then Eurystheus might not recognize the lion and declare your quest as a failure?
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Perhaps if you fired an arrow in its mouth? Maybe if you tied sharp pebbles to your knuckles and beat it to death? Probably if you just crushed it with a giant rock, though then Eurystheus might not recognize the lion and instead choose to declare your quest a failure.
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On the third day, the road gets blocked as a young shepherd has to transport his entire flock of sheep across the road. To pass the time, you chat for a while, and he asks where you're going. After explaining your mission to slay the lion and how it's impossible to kill with any kind of sword of arrow.
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On the third day, the road was blocked as a young shepherd had to transport his entire flock of sheep across the road. To pass the time, you chatted for a while, and he was kind enough to ask where you were going. After explaining your mission to slay the lion, his eyes suddenly grew wide.
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"Why don't you just fuck it 'til it's exhausted, then strangle it when it can't fight back?" he asks after you're done.
 
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For many seconds, there's an awkward silence as you stare at him, asking whether or not he's serious.
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"The Nemean lion? Turn back, man. That lion is a fiend from out of this world. It kidnaps women and devours them in its lair. Then when some brave fool comes to save the maiden, it's ready and waiting for him.".
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"Well, during the summer I have to shave my sheep, yeah? And sometimes they keep trying to run away while I'm cutting them, and I don't have any rope to tie them with. So I throw them on the grass and fuck them for a while until they don't have any energy left. After that it's ''way'' easier to shave them.
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While appreciating his concern, you were sworn to Eurystheus, and demanded to know where the lion could be found.
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"You'll want to go to Cleonae. That's where the last maiden disappeared. Be wary though, stranger. And remember that I warned you.".
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The final sheep passes the road, and you waste no time in quickly riding away from the perverted shepherd, who waves goodbye at you in the distance. Fuck a lion? An ''animal''? Who in Pluto's name did the guy think you were? Maybe if you were a Patrician you'd ''consider'' it (after all, there's little those aristocrats wouldn't do during an orgie), but you were a warrior, damnit! Not a sheep-shagger.
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The final sheep passesed the road, and you wasted no time in quickly riding away from the shepherd and further along the road. And after just a few days travel, you reached the rambshackle town of Cleonae. It was too late for you to look for the lion, or even ask around to see if anyone had seen it. As thus, you decided to:
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''Though he did raise a good point about strangling the beast'', you think to yourself as the sun sets over the mountains to the west.
 
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[[Sex in Ancient Rome:Nemea|Next day]]
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[[Sex in Ancient Rome:Ask around|Rest until the next day, then ask around]].
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Revision as of 23:38, 24 May 2014

After packing a satchel of food, readying your armor and making sure your weapons were sharpened, you set off on horseback, riding through the city of Tiryns and eventually out on the open road, where you traveled along the green hills and rocky plains of Argolis for many days and nights, contemplating how to defeat an enemy that was invulnerable to all manner of weapons.

Perhaps if you fired an arrow in its mouth? Maybe if you tied sharp pebbles to your knuckles and beat it to death? Probably if you just crushed it with a giant rock, though then Eurystheus might not recognize the lion and instead choose to declare your quest a failure.

On the third day, the road was blocked as a young shepherd had to transport his entire flock of sheep across the road. To pass the time, you chatted for a while, and he was kind enough to ask where you were going. After explaining your mission to slay the lion, his eyes suddenly grew wide.


"The Nemean lion? Turn back, man. That lion is a fiend from out of this world. It kidnaps women and devours them in its lair. Then when some brave fool comes to save the maiden, it's ready and waiting for him.".

While appreciating his concern, you were sworn to Eurystheus, and demanded to know where the lion could be found.

"You'll want to go to Cleonae. That's where the last maiden disappeared. Be wary though, stranger. And remember that I warned you.".

The final sheep passesed the road, and you wasted no time in quickly riding away from the shepherd and further along the road. And after just a few days travel, you reached the rambshackle town of Cleonae. It was too late for you to look for the lion, or even ask around to see if anyone had seen it. As thus, you decided to:


Rest until the next day, then ask around.

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