Midlife Crisis

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BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ! goes the sound of your alarm.
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<b>BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ!</b> Goes the sound of your alarm.
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7:30 - your late for work.
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<b>7:30</b> - and you're late for work.<br><br>
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you think to yourself that maybe you shouldn't set your alarm for thirty minutes after your supposed to be at work, and then drearly get out of bed.
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"Why did I set my alarm for 7:30?" You ask yourself.  "Was it a drunken bet?! <br>...is that what I've sunk to?! Getting drunk by myself, and daring myself to set the alarm for 7:30?!"
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Do you:
Do you:
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*[[get a cup of coffee then head of for work at the paper clip factory]]
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*[[Get a cup of coffee then head of for work at the Women's Shoe Store]]
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*[[call in sick and watch a bit of Homes under the Hammer on BBC2]]
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*[[Call in sick and watch The Price is Right]]
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*[[do a dance]]
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*[[Finish off that bottle of Jim Beam from last night]]
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{{Status|Equipment=''night cap, slippers''|Health=100|MP=#|Level=#}}
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[[Category:Midlife Crisis]]
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[[Category: Midlife crisis]]
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Current revision as of 06:15, 12 April 2013

BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ! Goes the sound of your alarm. 7:30 - and you're late for work.

"Why did I set my alarm for 7:30?" You ask yourself. "Was it a drunken bet?!
...is that what I've sunk to?! Getting drunk by myself, and daring myself to set the alarm for 7:30?!"

Do you:

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