Zombie Overlord
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You are a mad scientist who has played too many zombie video games as a kid. | You are a mad scientist who has played too many zombie video games as a kid. | ||
| - | You were abused by your father and your mother has an addiction to cocaine, you are an only child and you despise your family. The horrors from your childhood have turned you into a | + | You were abused by your father and your mother has an addiction to cocaine, you are an only child and you despise your family. The horrors from your childhood have turned you into a psychopath but you still retain your IQ of 200. |
Your aspiration in life is to conquer the world with a zombie horde. | Your aspiration in life is to conquer the world with a zombie horde. | ||
| - | You are a male in your 20's but none of this will matter when you become a Zombie OverLord. For years now you have been working on a formula in your mother's basement that should turn anyone, living or dead, into | + | You are a male in your 20's but none of this will matter when you become a Zombie OverLord. For years now you have been working on a formula in your mother's basement that should turn anyone, living or dead, into an undead zombie. |
The formula has been perfected (or so you hope) and you are planning to test it on yourself. The date is Friday, December 19, 2008 and you are currently in a small house in a suburban neighborhood in the city of Sugar Land, Texas. You look around the room. | The formula has been perfected (or so you hope) and you are planning to test it on yourself. The date is Friday, December 19, 2008 and you are currently in a small house in a suburban neighborhood in the city of Sugar Land, Texas. You look around the room. | ||
| - | There is a small plaid couch that your mom bought when you were a baby, which is used as your bed. There are discarded pizza boxes and scattered soda cans throughout the room. In the far corner you can see your precious expensive lab with beakers and test tubes filled with the formula standing on a state-of-the-art | + | There is a small plaid couch that your mom bought when you were a baby, which is used as your bed. There are discarded pizza boxes and scattered soda cans throughout the room. In the far corner you can see your precious expensive lab with beakers and test tubes filled with the formula standing on a state-of-the-art stainless steel table with a built-in microscope, substance scanner, and a cage that currently contains your recently zombified hamster. You grab a syringe from one of the drawers and fill it with the zombification formula. |
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*[[Inject yourself with the formula!]] | *[[Inject yourself with the formula!]] | ||
| + | *[[Kill Yourself]] | ||
| - | {{Zombie Overlord Template|IQ=200|Species=Human | + | |
| + | {{Zombie Overlord Template|IQ=200|Species=Human Psychopath|Health=Alive|Location=[[Your Lab/Basement]]}} | ||
[[Category:Zombie Overlord]] | [[Category:Zombie Overlord]] | ||
Current revision as of 13:57, 20 November 2011
You are a mad scientist who has played too many zombie video games as a kid.
You were abused by your father and your mother has an addiction to cocaine, you are an only child and you despise your family. The horrors from your childhood have turned you into a psychopath but you still retain your IQ of 200.
Your aspiration in life is to conquer the world with a zombie horde.
You are a male in your 20's but none of this will matter when you become a Zombie OverLord. For years now you have been working on a formula in your mother's basement that should turn anyone, living or dead, into an undead zombie.
The formula has been perfected (or so you hope) and you are planning to test it on yourself. The date is Friday, December 19, 2008 and you are currently in a small house in a suburban neighborhood in the city of Sugar Land, Texas. You look around the room.
There is a small plaid couch that your mom bought when you were a baby, which is used as your bed. There are discarded pizza boxes and scattered soda cans throughout the room. In the far corner you can see your precious expensive lab with beakers and test tubes filled with the formula standing on a state-of-the-art stainless steel table with a built-in microscope, substance scanner, and a cage that currently contains your recently zombified hamster. You grab a syringe from one of the drawers and fill it with the zombification formula.
What do you want to do?
| Status | ||
| IQ | 200 | Location: |
| Species | Human Psychopath | |
| Health | Alive | |
