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"I'll just offer her some of the drinks Jim bought and she'll probably stay in her room.", you suggest. 

"Hey c'mon man! That stuff is hard to come by. You can't just volunteer my beer to someone else. Especially ''her''.". Jim doesn't look very happy with your idea of giving a portion of the liquor to your sister, but it's the only way. 

"Seriously man...it's the only way."

"Alright fine, but just a few okay?"

'''Later'''

"Hey Rachel?". Your sister is manicuring her nails on the couch while watching the latest MTV coverage of some celebrity that you don't really care about. She still has that pink blouse and white yoga pants on. Luckily, she won't see your boner.

"What do you want?", she responds, not looking up.

You decide to just flat out say it so she won't question you too much. She probably won't say yes anyways, but it's worth a try.

"A couple of friends and I are gonna have a get together here tonight. Is that okay?"

"What's in it for me?"

"We'll share some of our drinks if you just don't tell mom and dad."

Excellent, she's biting your bait. You twiddle your thumbs anxiously as she casually files her nails. 

"Done."

Excellent!






You:

*[[Invite your friends over| Invite your friends over]]

*[[Get your sister drunk| Get your sister drunk]]
[[Category: Life of a 13 year old]]