Mario

From Crapedia

The Mario series is the second franchise from nintendope, and unlike DK's crap fest, it didn't suck. Instead of jumping over barrels, you had to jump into ceilings and knock off endangered species and other retarded concepts for pokemans. It starred to plumbers who got layed off from construction working because Mario was an ass to their boss in the past (cause we all know, never be a dick to anyone or else you're their bitches for the future). After much plumbing, they find their way into the wonderland where they find a princess of living ingredients for drugs, is in danger of being raped by a giant turtle with spikes. The rest of the series is pretty friggin random.