Gamers

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People that play games. Sometimes to a point where they are harmed by rabid sunlight.

History

Gamers were created when the NES hit store shelves (because the celocovision was a shitty fad no one wanted). They played the ever loving shit out of Super Mario Brothers one and Zelda one because every other game was a piece of horse shit. Then gamers were more defined when the genesis hit the stores, creating fanboys of the gamer type. through out the history of the 90's, the gamers died when the Mainstream order became the newest target audience. The gamer then became separated into different categories and fight among themselves to determine who is the better gamer!?

Types of gamers

As of 2K4, the gamer audience has been split into separate categories which define them as a whole. Invented by Hardcore gamers because they don't wish to share their name with types that prefer graphics over gameplay. Because of their ability to fail hard, they've passed judgement on various other gamers and dictates them on their preferences.

HOLY SHIT!

• Hardcore: They play games....a lot. Refusing to eat dinner with their family on sunday, they will become the best gamers of all time as they play shit loads of games from japan and mexico, while not being able to read them. And they will void all warranties to guarantee that they will play nintendo games on their psp's. They enter tournaments to become awesome and respected by every other small video game clans ever created. And they allowed this shit to go to their heads. Being serious about gaming is a way of life for these individuals. They dare not believe graphics are the way for gameplay is 4ever! There is no game they do not know about for they play too many games on many systems. They read the internet for everything game related. They are also the bitchiest of all fanbases. Hell haveth no fury if a sequel is anywhere near different than the last game (because the point of any sequel is to be a direct clone of the last game)

• Mainstream: They play sports games and FPS's. Since they out weigh hardcore-ers by over 1million, the market is over saturated with FPS's and sports titles. Nintendo was forced to whore Mario into many sports games to try and win over the new audience. Despite their utter fail, the games still sold well. The hardcores hate the Mainstream with all their might, for they have guaranteed that they will see more Shoot em ups rather than more JRPGS and fighting games. Never the less, they are a powerful advisory for they churn their money to anyone that allows them to be Like Mike or Rambo. And they care less if the game is glitchy and bitch less as well. They are turned off by anything that screams cute because they are insecure about the size of their penis's.

• Casual: Givin the name by fighting game fans, the casuals are gamers who play games for fun rather than to beat the shit out of it. They are a mixture of both Hardcore and Mainstream for they enjoy a variety of games but don't go out of their way to play them. They can be found usually sucking ass at fighting games and kicking ass at shooting games instead.