Mario
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''Mario'' = Fat pasta eating whore from nintendo. Lord knows you can't get a word out of him lest peach is giving him some lovin, in that case he would go "MAMA MIA!" Or "HEERE WE GO!!!" Other than that, he makes random noises like Link from [[Zelda]]. | ''Mario'' = Fat pasta eating whore from nintendo. Lord knows you can't get a word out of him lest peach is giving him some lovin, in that case he would go "MAMA MIA!" Or "HEERE WE GO!!!" Other than that, he makes random noises like Link from [[Zelda]]. | ||
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''Luigi'' = Crybaby who's always in some fat guy's shadow. Millions of freaks on the net just LOVE the understudy so they demanded that he gets his own mansion. Lulz ensued when it was infested with ghosts which scared the shit out of him, then he had to rip off ghost busters to save his fatass brother again. | ''Luigi'' = Crybaby who's always in some fat guy's shadow. Millions of freaks on the net just LOVE the understudy so they demanded that he gets his own mansion. Lulz ensued when it was infested with ghosts which scared the shit out of him, then he had to rip off ghost busters to save his fatass brother again. | ||
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''Peach'' = The equivalent to Jessica Simpson, being that she is a complete tard and is annoying as hell. | ''Peach'' = The equivalent to Jessica Simpson, being that she is a complete tard and is annoying as hell. | ||
Revision as of 00:48, 16 December 2007
The Mario series is the second franchise from nintendope, and unlike DK's crap fest, it didn't suck. Instead of jumping over barrels, you had to jump into ceilings and knock off endangered species and other retarded concepts for pokemans. It starred to plumbers who got layed off from construction working because Mario was an ass to their boss in the past (cause we all know, never be a dick to anyone or else you're their bitches for the future). After much plumbing, they find their way into the wonderland where they find a princess of living ingredients for drugs, is in danger of being raped by a giant turtle with spikes. The rest of the series is pretty friggin random.
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Mario = Fat pasta eating whore from nintendo. Lord knows you can't get a word out of him lest peach is giving him some lovin, in that case he would go "MAMA MIA!" Or "HEERE WE GO!!!" Other than that, he makes random noises like Link from Zelda.
Luigi = Crybaby who's always in some fat guy's shadow. Millions of freaks on the net just LOVE the understudy so they demanded that he gets his own mansion. Lulz ensued when it was infested with ghosts which scared the shit out of him, then he had to rip off ghost busters to save his fatass brother again.
Peach = The equivalent to Jessica Simpson, being that she is a complete tard and is annoying as hell.
