Nutz
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| + | Another popular kind of nutz is Almounds. They are much softer nutz and also tend to be the size of watermelons. There is much controversy as to the authenticity of said almounds regarding if some are real. To tell if the products are legit, one must squeeze them. If they are hard, it wouldn't matter, they would taste good anyway. If they are soft, then they are fun to juggle and eat at the same time! Who says you can't play with your food? | ||
Revision as of 06:34, 5 January 2008
Nutz is an alternate name for a food product developed for Chipmunks. They have been eating nutz for centuries and as the years progressed, their nutz have become one of America's favorite foods. Nutz have also been processed into other foods such as "peanutz", "Walnutz", and "deeznutz". The latter is America's most favorite of all nutz. To most people, the bigger the nutz, the more flavor they pack.
Another popular kind of nutz is Almounds. They are much softer nutz and also tend to be the size of watermelons. There is much controversy as to the authenticity of said almounds regarding if some are real. To tell if the products are legit, one must squeeze them. If they are hard, it wouldn't matter, they would taste good anyway. If they are soft, then they are fun to juggle and eat at the same time! Who says you can't play with your food?
