Nutz
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Nutz is an alternate name for a food product developed for Chipmunks. They have been eating nutz for centuries and as the years progressed, their nutz have become one of America's favorite foods. Nutz have also been processed into other foods such as "peanutz", "Walnutz", and "deeznutz". The latter is America's most favorite of all nutz. To most people, the bigger the nutz, the more flavor they pack. | Nutz is an alternate name for a food product developed for Chipmunks. They have been eating nutz for centuries and as the years progressed, their nutz have become one of America's favorite foods. Nutz have also been processed into other foods such as "peanutz", "Walnutz", and "deeznutz". The latter is America's most favorite of all nutz. To most people, the bigger the nutz, the more flavor they pack. | ||
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| + | [[Image:Open tits close tits.jpg|thumb|Almounds are another popular kind of nutz America loves, some might be bigger than others]] | ||
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| + | Another popular kind of nutz is Almounds. They are much softer nutz and also tend to be the size of watermelons. There is much controversy as to the authenticity of said almounds regarding if some are real. To tell if the products are legit, one must squeeze them. If they are hard, it wouldn't matter, they would taste good anyway. If they are soft, then they are fun to juggle and eat at the same time! Who says you can't play with your food? | ||
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| + | [[Image:Hogan-is-a-nigga.jpg|thumb|left|Coconutz are made by the Nigga Hogan Foundation]] | ||
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| + | Coconutz are another type of nutz. They are notable for being the first nutz made by an [[Label|African American]]. They can be used to create toppings for cakes, pies, and even underwear. A popular sport among Black People is the game of deciding who has the bigger Coconutz. The rules are to, as they describe, "Not be a [[pussy]]", and be a man about everything. How this determines the nutz sizes is still unclear to this day. The game became popular due to a theory that most AA's that had big Coconutz were the most courageous beings in the world. | ||
Current revision as of 03:06, 7 January 2008
Nutz is an alternate name for a food product developed for Chipmunks. They have been eating nutz for centuries and as the years progressed, their nutz have become one of America's favorite foods. Nutz have also been processed into other foods such as "peanutz", "Walnutz", and "deeznutz". The latter is America's most favorite of all nutz. To most people, the bigger the nutz, the more flavor they pack.
[edit] Almounds
Another popular kind of nutz is Almounds. They are much softer nutz and also tend to be the size of watermelons. There is much controversy as to the authenticity of said almounds regarding if some are real. To tell if the products are legit, one must squeeze them. If they are hard, it wouldn't matter, they would taste good anyway. If they are soft, then they are fun to juggle and eat at the same time! Who says you can't play with your food?
[edit] Coconutz
Coconutz are another type of nutz. They are notable for being the first nutz made by an African American. They can be used to create toppings for cakes, pies, and even underwear. A popular sport among Black People is the game of deciding who has the bigger Coconutz. The rules are to, as they describe, "Not be a pussy", and be a man about everything. How this determines the nutz sizes is still unclear to this day. The game became popular due to a theory that most AA's that had big Coconutz were the most courageous beings in the world.
