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Revision as of 04:08, 18 April 2008
Colombian Women (a.k.a. Colombianas) are female humans from the country of Colombia. These women are the hottest of all the Latinas.
Colombianas are regarded as the finest housewives in all of the Americas (North America, Central America, & South America); because they will cook for you, they will take care of the children for you, they will clean the house for you, and they will allow you to fuck them at anytime. In other words, Colombianas will do anything you want them to do.
Also, it is worth noting that Colombian Women (a.k.a. Colombianas) are best known for being sluts, whores, and bitches; this is a characteristic of all Colombian Women. And it is said that Colombian Women really, really, really enjoy giving head.
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Their role in exporting cocaine (and other drugs)
As everyone knows, Colombia is the number one exporter of cocaine; and Colombian Women (a.k.a. Colombianas) also help with this cause. For those few Colombian Women that need and/or want plastic surgery (to further improve their perfect image), it is at this time that their bodies are given the extra ability to store more "mass". For example, if a young beautiful Colombian Woman gets breast implants, then within the implant cocaine (and/or other drugs) will be stored for its transportation to the USA; thus making this Colombiana (a.k.a. Colombian Woman) into a "slut/whore/bitch sex-kitten/sex-slave drug mule", the best of all drug mules. It is believed that 50% of all Colombianas are these type of drug mules; even the other 50% of Colombian Women, which are non-drug mules, will nevertheless stuff drugs into their openings (vagina, asshole, mouth, nostrils, ear-canals) just for the heck-of-it. And this is why American men (and/or all men) are advised to remind Colombian Women to remove any stored drugs inside of themselves, before fucking.
Famous Colombian Women
- Shakira
- Mindy Vega (an internet famous Colombian pornstar)
The different breeds of Colombian Women
Remember, these different kinds of Colombian Women all LOVE to suck dick! It is probably their most favorite thing to do in life. Nevertheless, they are slightly different from one another. The following are the different breeds of Colombianas:
Calenas
Calenas are Colombian Women from Cali, Colombia. These Colombianas are by far the sluttiest of all Colombianas. Calenas will not feel that they have been fucked unless they get triple-fucked (all at once); that is, one guy's penis in her mouth, one guy's penis in her ass, and one guy's penis in her pussy (all at a single moment in time). Calenas are known for having the best asses in Colombia (and in the whole world)! The ASS of Calenas is one of the seven wonders of the world!
Just so that you can imagine what a really top-line Calena looks like, below is pictured the ugliest Calena:
Costenas
Costenas are Colombian Women from the coast of Colombia. These Colombianas LOVE to get banged doggy-style. They consider themselves to be fully dressed if they are in a bikini. Costenas are the "true" whores of Colombia.
Antioquenas
Antioquenas are Colombian Women from Medellin. They are known for having huge tits! In the bed, these Colombianas prefer the missionary position; but they are always open to new positions. Antioquenas, like all Colombian Women, really enjoy sucking dick. When sucking cock, Antioquenas are very creative; they enjoy sucking dicks covered in all types of salsas. Antioquenas love the taste of "cum" and salsa.
The Antioquena is the "southern belle" of Colombia. Below is pictured the common Antioquena:
Antioquenas are the "true" bitches of Colombia!!!
Other types of Colombianas
"Other types of Colombianas" are Colombian Women who are not Calenas, not Costenas, and not Antioquenas.
Videos of "ASSES" of Colombian Women
An UGLY Colombian Woman
A detailed description of how Colombian Women suck cock
The following are the words of a Colombian Whore on how she sucks dick:
"... Let's say you're on a couch. I slip down on the floor between your legs and open your fly. I reach in and touch your prick. I then grab hold of your cock and lean up to your face and kiss you. I now pull your cock out and pull your balls out. I now hold your balls in my left hand and your cock in my right. I squeeze it gently down toward the bottom of the shaft and get ready to suck. I run my tongue over my lips to get them good and wet and look into your face. Now I open my mouth just slightly to tease and excite you and come very close to your cock. I breathe on you, blow on you with my hot breath. I stick my tongue out again and reach for you, teaseing you. I begin at the bottom of your shaft and lick upwards, slowly. I turn my head sideways and pretend to take a bite of you, gently setting my teeth into your flesh. I wet you again with my tongue and use my hand to spread the liquid around. My left hand in the meantime is massaging your balls, perhaps scratching them lightly with my fingernails. I also reach behind and underneath your balls to get to that ever-so-sensitive area just before the anus, or I even run my fingers over your asshole very lightly. After I've licked your shaft lots of times and it's all wet and hard, I begin to suck your dick gently. Now I run my tongue around the rim of your knob, all the way around. I then close in on that cockhead like it was chocolate ice-cream and take the whole knob into my hot mouth. I hold it there. Now I go down quickly and take as much of your cock as you can get into my mouth. I stay there, with your cock down in my mouth, for just a moment. I then slide back up to the tip of your cock and flick my tongue against it. I then slide up and down on your cock as if you're fucking me. Then, I take the knob in my mouth, suck it as if it were a nipple or a straw. Then, I take the whole cock and suck it all the way up like I would a popsicle and then go back and do it again, sucking on the way down as well. Now, I move my right hand all the way to the base of the cock and squeeze it there. I continue to take the prick into my mouth and suck and try out all my various moves until I know you can't stand anymore and your going to blast off. So, at this point I then try to catch some on my tongue if I can. Or I'll swallow it. I take it into my mouth and hold it there and then swallow it."
