User talk:Velveteen Arachnid

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Current revision as of 21:58, 3 October 2006

Hello, Velveteen Arachnid

Welcome to CATSRULE If you want to survive on Catsrule, please make plenty of pages about cats and give us catnip, tuna, and ops on your wiki. That way we can welcome you into our loving e-family, without crushing you with our fluffy might. And like all good families, you may then pass the abuse on to the new and more junior members.

As a new member, you probably fall into one of three categories:

1. Cool Cat: The Cool Cat is the experienced wiki user who knows all the formatting tricks, and moved here because they wish to dominate with fellow cat-dom. If this is you, please read CAT:COOL for tips on war tactics and ruling peons.
2. The Kitten: "So, what's this wiki thingy anyway?" If you don't already know everything there is to know about wiki formatting and code, please read CAT:BASIC and the Style Guide. It will save time. You may also wish to check out our current events.
3. The Feral: The Feral is a wild cat retard that will not bow down to our Iron Paw.

Whomever you are, please don't forget to lay off the nip when editing and read our Declaration of War.

Welcome to CATSRULE!

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Why don't you tell me what it is that you're trying to pull on the Coldheart Family, you sarcastic pricks. Sakura Avalon 12:17, 2 October 2006 (EDT)

• Go on, tell me what it is that you're trying to pull, you sarcastic prick. Sakura Avalon 13:04, 2 October 2006 (EDT)
  • What's the matter, cat got your tongue? Sakura Avalon 13:14, 2 October 2006 (EDT)
    • Plz to be addressing as "Your Lord High Cat Majesties" and also plz to be doing more homework so u can be ungrounded. And also to be learning grammar. kthxbye --Velveteen Arachnid 15:31, 2 October 2006 (EDT)
      • Look who's talking, "your lord high cat majesty". Sakura Avalon 15:34, 2 October 2006 (EDT)
        • plz2b laying off the nip and getting back to your algebra. Cats need accountants, too.--Ribo 15:39, 2 October 2006 (EDT)
          • Plz2b stop taking dope and getting back to skool. U suk at speling and cant insult proporly. Sakura Avalon 16:07, 2 October 2006 (EDT)
            • Plz to be addressing your furry feline overlords with more respect, mousebait. --Velveteen Arachnid 16:39, 2 October 2006 (EDT)

Professor Cat Nip

• Hello, I am Profesor Cat Nip and I am new here. I just got transfered from ED so I know how to edit but tell me a bit of the rules and purposes we have here my fellow cat. Proffesor Cat Nip 17:16, 2 October 2006 (EDT)

• Can you answer my questioin and also what the hell was up with those dumb raptors? Proffesor Cat Nip 17:39, 2 October 2006 (EDT)
  • Pls to be saying who u are in IRC kthx I don't know who ED is. --Velveteen Arachnid 17:40, 2 October 2006 (EDT)

• ED is Encyclopedia Dramatica. We are at war with Coldheart Family. However I heard that coldheart got the FCC to go and try shut down and arrest a few users at ED. So I got scared and came to the second best place which is now the first since ED will soon be shutdown. I am honored to be a cat among you. Proffesor Cat Nip 17:43, 2 October 2006 (EDT)
  • We find this vry interesting. Since cats = srs business we will infiltrate this ED of which u spk shortly. Right now u must first prove your loyalty by vandalizing the main page on the coldheart wiki. --Velveteen Arachnid 17:47, 2 October 2006 (EDT)

• I tried but i canty create a account becuase shields are up. Proffesor Cat Nip 17:48, 2 October 2006 (EDT)
  • Plz to be finding way. Also get on IRC fgt. --Velveteen Arachnid 17:51, 2 October 2006 (EDT)

• What? Whats IRC? Whats FGT? Proffesor Cat Nip 17:52, 2 October 2006 (EDT)

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Pls to be signing Petition to Shut Down Encyclopedia Dramatica