User talk:Velveteen Arachnid

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Hello, Velveteen Arachnid

Welcome to CATSRULE If you want to survive on Catsrule, please make plenty of pages about cats and give us catnip, tuna, and ops on your wiki. That way we can welcome you into our loving e-family, without crushing you with our fluffy might. And like all good families, you may then pass the abuse on to the new and more junior members.

As a new member, you probably fall into one of three categories:

1. Cool Cat: The Cool Cat is the experienced wiki user who knows all the formatting tricks, and moved here because they wish to dominate with fellow cat-dom. If this is you, please read CAT:COOL for tips on war tactics and ruling peons.
2. The Kitten: "So, what's this wiki thingy anyway?" If you don't already know everything there is to know about wiki formatting and code, please read CAT:BASIC and the Style Guide. It will save time. You may also wish to check out our current events.
3. The Feral: The Feral is a wild cat retard that will not bow down to our Iron Paw.

Whomever you are, please don't forget to lay off the nip when editing and read our Declaration of War.

Welcome to CATSRULE!

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Why don't you tell me what it is that you're trying to pull on the Coldheart Family, you sarcastic pricks. Sakura Avalon 12:17, 2 October 2006 (EDT)

• Go on, tell me what it is that you're trying to pull, you sarcastic prick. Sakura Avalon 13:04, 2 October 2006 (EDT)
  • What's the matter, cat got your tongue? Sakura Avalon 13:14, 2 October 2006 (EDT)
    • Plz to be addressing as "Your Lord High Cat Majesties" and also plz to be doing more homework so u can be ungrounded. And also to be learning grammar. kthxbye --Velveteen Arachnid 15:31, 2 October 2006 (EDT)
      • Look who's talking, "your lord high cat majesty". Sakura Avalon 15:34, 2 October 2006 (EDT)