Tsukino Usagi

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Current revision as of 03:38, 17 January 2007

Stats

Name: Tsukino Usagi
Aka: Sailor Moon, Princess Serenity
Age: 16
Journal: moonlitroad
Origin: Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon
Image Color: Gold
Designation: Sailor Senshi, Princess
PB: Sawai Miyuu
Player: Shiro

History (manga/anime)

So one day, Usagi's late and running to school, when she rescues this black cat from a bunch of bratty kindergarteners. The cat winds up to be a magical talking cat, who stalks her savior and later explains that Usagi is the scantily-clad pretty sailor-suited soldier of love and justice, Sailor Moon! To which Usagi's all "lol rite" until the talking cat gives her a shiny fat pen and Usagi transforms into Sailor Moon. And then there are these bad guys that are draining energy from people so they can do something dark and kingdomy although it's probably all just because they're madly in love with their queen or something. Even though she's boring and useless. So Usagi joins up with four other girls that have magic henshin pens and together, they fight the bad guys! ...And everybody dies. But then!!111 Usagi's all oh noes! cause the evil queenlady killed her (utterly powerless) boyfriend Mamoru who uh, likes dressing up in tuxedos and chucking flowers at people. So Usagi's power level is like, OVER NINE THOUSAAAND, and the talking cat is like "...well, fuck. She's the princess from the kingdom on the moon that I used to be from that went splat! God I suck at this job. D:"

So everybody comes back to life and the universe is saved.

Except not. Cause then there's a new bunch of baddies!11 and they have really bad fashion sense. They turn people into wackyass monsters and steal their energy lolz. So the sailor senshi are all "...wtf" and kick their asses.

And the universe is saved (again).

But then there are a couple of really weird alien siblings that turn up and start feeding people to their tree, which gives them life or something. And the guy totally falls for Usagi, and the girl totally falls for Mamoru. Sucks to be them. But then the aliens got their asses kicked too. Which of course means...

The universe is saved (return of the universe)

So then there's some downtime when stuff's quiet until... MORE BADDIES APPEAR! So this group straps people to giant crosses and shoots them to get a glowy sparkly thingie to pop out of their chests, and they're after these awesomely cool talismans that they probably could've gotten at Chucky Cheese's if they'd bothered to play enough games. It winds up that the super awesome talismans are inside a couple of new senshi!!111 who then join the main group and the bad guys get defeated again. AND SO!

The universe is saved (the universe strikes back!)

So next we've got this circus popping up out of nowhere, and the performers are all guess what? Evil! They go around poking people with pool cues to get mirrors to pop out and they're after something so uberawesome that I forget what it is (STFU!) And uh... so they get beaten and stuff.

AND THE UNIVERSE IS SAVED!!!!1one.

...only not. And now, for something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT: new baddies show up! And they're after people's "starseeds." ...heehee. Starseeds. I forget why. Because they're shiny and awesome and make great holiday decorations or something. But they're defeated too, so it's all good. AND THEN!

THE UNIVERSE IS SAVED! FOR REAL THIS TIME! ...no, really. Completely saved. No more baddies. Happy normal funtime for all! OR IS IT???

In Purgatory

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