SemiRPG/HAL Awards

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The HAL(X) Awards are an unofficial recognition given to those sadistic and particularly graphic mods. Whose love of rather descriptive commentary makes their players shudder.

I would rather fall into /dev/null/ than play with one of these — Zoe^{<talk>,<contrib>} 03:50, 25 January 2006 (GMT)

We all know we love a good evil mod! — Falerin^{<talk>,<contrib>} 03:50, 25 January 2006 (GMT)

Current Awardees:

Name	Date	Reason	Awarded by
HAL(X)	01/24/06	The original, constantly spouts "pretty" pictures of murdered crew on monitors, gives crew Johnno's remains in slushies (actually Zach's fault), wearing Lulu's skin	02:22, 25 January 2006 (GMT)Zoe
Zach (as "timmy")	01/29/06	sawing people, making me eat my own arm,killing me w/ spiders for 5 hours	03:33, 30 January 2006 (GMT) Zoe

1/24/06 I would like to state that the slushie thing, as well as the use of the security camera in Mikeus's murder, were both machinations devised by Zach. He also suggested tieing Johnno to a water pipe with the pipe in his mouth, turning it on, and letting him pretty much explode(nope, that was X's doing). The rest of it was X. 9:40 (EST)~Durroth

1/24/06 Lulu approves of these mods :p ~Lu

<Zach> I take credit for the camera sodomization and the slushies, all else was X.

A log of the game that inspired this can be located on the logs page.

These awards were originally created by Zoe who has goen by numerous other guises throughout their time with SemiRPG and who also has recieved several Krim Awards of their own.

Don't bother trying to earn one of these. It is impossible. I had Quin cut up and placed around the rungs of a ladder. I had Robert Kepley cut into cubes to spell out "innocent." I had LordOuranos' skin made into a pair of pants and a shirt and his body formed into a crocodile shape. Also had Shock pierced with needles and then splatter his insides over everybody. And still no award. (Note that reading the log gives you a much better idea of how gruesome it actually was.) ~ Crash

The standards are indeed high. ~ Namegduf