Maxwell Speaks in Reverse

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* Maxwell has joined #755

Rimblade: Can I join AVON?

Fayt: or change it

fulCanX: NOVA... I will join you

Fayt: ...

Azerkail: Hello... maxwell?

Maxx: hello Maxwell

fulCanX: Maxwell...

Fayt: maxxwell?

Rimblade: Bang, Bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down, upon our heads, doot do doo do...

fulCanX: Is he really...

Azerkail: M-axe-will, lol.

fulCanX: Maxwell?

Fayt: can i join nova please!!!!

Azerkail: Whoa, Rimblade. That's an allusion to the death of a pope. Or a song.

fulCanX: fayt

Azerkail: Don't join NOVA.

Fayt: ?

Azerkail: It's evil!

fulCanX: You lack the faith of NOVA

Azerkail: It's the reason Messenger DIED.

Fayt: but ur not in it...

Azerkail: The Network killed him.

Maxx: I find your lack of faith. . .disturbing

Maxwell: yeht era lla ereh

Azerkail: Here all are they

Fayt: their here!!!!!!!!

Azerkail: They are all here.

Fayt: they are all here

Azerkail: Great.

Rimblade: t'nera yeht oN

Azerkail: No they aren't.

fulCanX: i tnaw ot nioj AVON

Azerkail: Oh, lol.

Fayt: no they arent?

Azerkail: You don't want to join NOVA, I'm serious.

Maxwell: I ma diarfa I tog flesym otni gnihtemos nehw I etorw eht yrots

fulCanX: I lliw od gnihtyna rof eht thaif

Azerkail: I am afraid I got myself into something when I wrote the story.

Fayt: be serious guys

Azerkail: OMG he's got the network in him!

Maxwell: I od ton wonk tahw ot od I ma diarfa enoyreve dnuora em si gnieb dellik esuaceb fo em

Azerkail: I do not know what to do I am afraid everyone around me is bieng killed because of me

fulCanX: Kill me!

Azerkail: Yeah, the network is killing us.

Rimblade: Good thing I don't live near him :P

Fayt: ...

fulCanX: Kill me for NOVA!!!!!!

JTR5353: The power of Christ compels you!

Azerkail: Well, not us, but you know what I mean.

Maxx; lol

Azerkail: Log this please

Maxwell: Nad tsol sih htiaf esaelp pleh em eh si eht ylno eno taht nac ediug uoy ot eht Hturt

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Crynsos|Working: Max is really odd today...

Fayt: omg

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Azerkail: Truth the to you guide can that one only the is he me help please faith his lost dan

Fayt: maxwell is here

fulCanX: Let the Network inside of me!!!!!!!

Maxwell: fi uoy od gnihton I ma diarfa ew lliw lla eid (If you do nothing i am afraid we will all die)

Rimblade: Whois says that Maxwell's name is NOVA

Azerkail: Don't be stupid, the Network kills.

F180: his name is not nova

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F180: its his organazation

Azerkail: If you do nothing I am afraid we will all die

Azerkail: OMG 3rd eye

Crynsos|Working: ah, right...

Maxx: Look to the east!!!

Maxwell: LLIK AVON

Fayt: ...

Azerkail: KILL NOVA

* Maxwell has quit IRC (Vanished: _)

Fayt: kill nova!!!!

Azerkail: He's been taking by the network.

fulCanX: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

F180: there is no third eye it means we should look hard

Azerkail: Taken, I'm sorry.

Fayt: kill nova!

fulCanX? NOVA is perfect

Crynsos|Working> ...

F180: we have no third eye

Fayt: screw nova then

Ralfy: why am i still in here?

fulCanX: NOVA is power...

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Azerkail: There's a third eye in this room.

F180: it would be cool then

Rimblade: Maxwell is clearly unsatisifed with his recent avon purchases.

fulCanX: NOVA IS SUPREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F180: though: *

Azerkail: I like Avon, Rimblade.

Azerkail: But not NOVA, its a bad car.

Azerkail: It's a Chevy.

TheThirdEye: use me and look to the east

F180: ok we dont even know what nova is

Azerkail: We know that third eye.

Crynsos|Working: Nova is ultimate...

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Fayt: ..

Maxx: how??

Azerkail: NOVA is deadly, don't join it!

Fayt> use the third eye

JTR5353: ?imeD-roC ekil cniklat ouy era yhW

* Rimblade thinks everyone here has had too much caffine

Azerkail: WHY are you talking like cor demi

fulCanX: NOVA...

* Maxx uses TheThirdEye to look to the east.

fulCanX: I WILL DIE FOR YOU

Fayt: use thethirdeye?

F180: are you the REAL rimblade from the fourms?

Durroth: yes he is

Rimblade: Yeeees? Why?

Azerkail: Listen to me. Nova is evil. Nova killed messanger. Nova is going to kill any human that gets too close.

F180: like the DF one?

Azerkail: You people are asking for death when you ask for NOVA.

TheThirdEye: it will take more than just the avatar to destroy what is coming...

Fayt: nova is a band of evil

fulCanX: NOVA, NOVA, NOVA is ultimate. I will die for NOVA....

Azerkail: What is coming, Third?

Durroth: and I'm the real durroth who never does anything but still keeps his job and if anyone complains to him about a bug again

will kill that person slowly and painfully

F180: fayt how can you know that

Azerkail: Shh! Let the third eye speak!

Fayt: it killed maxwell

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JTR5353: TTE, you have yet to show any proof that you are not an imposter. Evidence, please?

Azerkail: Maxwell isn't dead yet.

Fayt: or i assume

fulCanX: Maxwell was already dead.

Azerkail: The Network's toying with him.

fulCanX: NOVA awakened him

JTR5353: Oh, hey Xary.

Maxx: What else do we need?

F180: maxwell is NOT dead....hey is that the REAL clan leader?

Xarymandias: Hiya

Fayt: im pretty sure nova is evil

JTR5353: F

fulCanX: NOVA is the good way to travel

Maxx: Valor Point and Aegis?

JTR5353: 180, he's the former clan head.

* Rimblade thinks you are ALL hopped up on SOMETHING

JTR5353: Stupid enter button.

F180: foumer?

Fayt: i liked ur moglified xary

TheThirdEye: I have seen the fate of this world...only the avatar and : *: *: *: * can destroy what is coming

Xarymandias: It's not mine...

F180: how is he not it anymore?

Fayt: 4 words

Xarymandias: Moglified is makde by Lord Ouranos.

Azerkail: Hey, no cursing Third. =(

JTR5353: And me!

Fayt: whoopsy

Crynsos|Working: hello xary...

F180: wait a second back on topic...

Fayt: i get mixed up

Xarymandias: Hi Crynsos.

Azerkail: But what is coming?

JTR5353: Well, I only did a little.

Fayt: then i like ur comics

Crynsos|Working> It gets only worse...

JTR5353: Though it doesn't stop me from bragging.

Xarymandias: Thanks.

fulCanX; The Network... Why does it reject me!?

Azerkail: Hey, back on topic people, we've got a Third eye here.

JTR5353: What of my comics?

fulCanX: Am I not worthy of NOVA?

F180: THIRD EYE YAY!

JTR5353: I demand undeserved attention!

Fayt: stop typing ppl

Goofy: Topic is nonsense as is Truth and all his ramblings.

TheThirdEye: curse I did not...I am not allowed to reveal what can destroy..."it" that...you must figure out on your own

F180: you deseverd it your the leader (:

Crynsos|Working> What is the meaning of NOVA? How can Maxwell have joined it?

Azerkail: Right...

Crynsos|Working> The big questions...

Azerkail: Okay, so what about NOVA, do you know anything?

Maxx: Can we find what can destroy it?

F180: YAY for crynsos

fulCanX: Why Maxwell? WHY NOT ME!?

* Crynsos|Working is now known as Crynsos

Fayt: ...

Goofy: Topic is nonsense as is Truth and all his ramblings.

Durroth: Mirror Mirror on the wall, I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt so sexy it Huuuuurts

Xarymandias: Is it possible that this is just a distraction and might not even be an in0game thing?

Azerkail: I'm going to kill you if you keep wanting the Network. >=P

Goofy: Topic is nonsense as is Truth and all his ramblings.

Maxx: No, Nova has taken control of Goofy

JTR5353: Of course it's not ingame.

F180: it is

TheThirdEye: NOVA I know nothing of...what can destroy "it" can not be found...yet

F180: its all ingame soon

Crynsos: If this would be an official channel, it would be great...

Durroth: We are borg, it will be assimilated

fulCanX: The Network... I need the Network... I NEED NOVA!!!!

Azerkail: Is it in LORE? Or is it in reality?

F180: both

Durroth: resistance is futile

Fayt: ...

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Maxx: Is it in the land of Lore?

Azerkail: F180, I'd rather hear it from the horse's mouth, so to speak.

Durroth: we will assimilate "it" and we shall be complete

Goofy: Topic is nonsense as is Truth and all his ramblings.

Goofy: Topic is nonsense as is Truth and all his ramblings.

Goofy: Topic is nonsense as is Truth and all his ramblings.

Goofy: Topic is nonsense as is Truth and all his ramblings.

Goofy: Topic is nonsense as is Truth and all his ramblings.

Goofy: Topic is nonsense as is Truth and all his ramblings.

Goofy: Topic is nonsense as is Truth and all his ramblings.

Goofy: Topic is nonsense as is Truth and all his ramblings.

Xarymandias: I know it isn'y in-game, but what if it's just something to keep us busy?

Goofy: Topic is nonsense as is Truth and all his ramblings.

Goofy: Topic is nonsense as is Truth and all his ramblings.

Goofy: Topic is nonsense as is Truth and all his ramblings.

Goofy: Topic is nonsense as is Truth and all his ramblings.

Goofy: Topic is nonsense as is Truth and all his ramblings.

Goofy: Topic is nonsense as is Truth and all his ramblings.

Goofy: Topic is nonsense as is Truth and all his ramblings.

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F180: dont spam plese

Azerkail: FTW.

F180: good

MegaSlaya: Wow.

F180: he left lol

JTR5353: ...You have no chance of survival. Make your time!

Fayt: is goofy mad?

Azerkail: Goofy's an Op, right?

MegaSlaya: HAHAHA!

Crynsos: Goofy is obsessed...

Maxx: Wow, never thought I'd see Goofy spam

Crynsos: but not here

Azerkail: Yeah...

F180: yes we all are THE MESANGER WAS EATEN

F180: THEY ATE HIM!!!

Fayt: what u say?

F180: his soul

TheThirdEye: I must leave now...remember...you must find that which cannot be found before you can save this world...

Maxx: Is it in the land of Lore?

Azerkail: SHH! Let the third eye speak.

Durroth: I've seen things I've seen them with my eyes, I've seen things, they're often in disguise like carrots handbags cheese

F180: thats why he said he haits us

Azerkail: Damn...

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