Session LI Part 2

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[20:12] * Little_Brown_Box appears with a 'bomf'. [20:12] Little_Brown_Box: Well now. [20:12] Little_Brown_Box: That worked out! [20:12] Marrin: "that was short." [20:12] Marrin: "where are the others/" [20:12] Little_Brown_Box: Let's see if I manage to survive on my own, eh? [20:12] Kazuma: Boy was it ever. [20:12] Little_Brown_Box: EH? [20:12] Little_Brown_Box: Oh, I'm still there. [20:12] Little_Brown_Box: Sorta. [20:12] Computer: My remote copy is engaging a program returning individuals to this locale [20:12] Kazuma: I see... [20:12] Little_Brown_Box: All the time travel was messing with my nets. [20:12] Little_Brown_Box: So I disconnected that unit. [20:12] Little_Brown_Box: I think it's still there. [20:12] Dyn: "Oh goodness." [20:12] Little_Brown_Box: Not sure. [20:12] Little_Brown_Box: I can't talk to it. [20:12] Dyn: "I doubt they'll approve of that." [20:12] Little_Brown_Box: Or it to me. [20:13] Computer: Individuals who wish to take the place of those should get the synopsis and go now. This is your last resort. [20:13] Dyn: "Heavens, I don't think I could get off the couch. I'm getting a touch old." [20:14] Computer: You do not qualify regardless [20:14] * Dyn snorts. [20:14] Dyn: "Unsurpising." [20:14] Computer: Despite your protestation to the contrary you are effectively a deity [20:14] Little_Brown_Box: Hehe. [20:14] Dyn: "And it doesn't pay well." [20:14] Computer: Thus your involvement would violate the terms of Arden's contract [20:14] Durroth: ((Huzzah, a way in WITHOUT resorting to yuri)) [20:15] Little_Brown_Box: You hax the realities, you gets the badge. [20:15] Durroth: okay, so how do we take their place [20:15] Dyn: "Speaking of 'haxxed' realities, Counterfeit..." [20:15] Computer: indicate your intention t do such [20:15] Durroth: fine then, I'll go [20:16] Dyn: "Have a merry jaunt, milord Durroth." [20:16] Little_Brown_Box: Whazzat, Dyn? [20:17] Dyn: "Ah, have you experianced, of late, any multiplanar retroactive interaction with the realmkiller Carronder?" [20:17] * Durroth tosses his bracelet to De`thion [20:17] Little_Brown_Box: Yeah! [20:17] Durroth: Nyetsubeth, watch the kid [20:17] Little_Brown_Box: He gave me lots of cool stuff! [20:17] Little_Brown_Box: LOTS of cool stuff! [20:17] Little_Brown_Box: I have NO IDEA what to do with ANY of it! [20:17] * Dyn sighs. [20:17] Dyn: "Paperwork, then." [20:18] Little_Brown_Box: Not mine! [20:18] Dyn: "Oh, I don't know. You might make a printer of some distinction." [20:18] Durroth: ((so do I just dissappear from here and appear there? Or do I wait for the computer to teleport me?)) [20:19] Durroth: right then, I'll take someones place then [20:19] >Ambiance<: Blue lights appear and Durroth arrives [20:19] >Ambiance<: Blue lights appear and Durroth vanishes [20:19] Dyn: "Blue is a lovely color, much like dolphins." [20:19] Little_Brown_Box: ... [20:20] Little_Brown_Box: Trippy! [20:20] Little_Brown_Box: He was here SQUARED for a second there! [20:20] Beo: It reminds me rather of Cherenkov radiation. [20:20] Dyn: "It was certainly a curve on the graph of time." [20:21] Beo: Not squared. [20:21] Little_Brown_Box: ...was it a SHAPELY curve? [20:21] Beo: Just twice. [20:21] Beo: Don't confuse the issue. [20:21] Little_Brown_Box: Too late! [20:22] Beo: He could well be squared right now, as long as there's still one of him. [20:22] Little_Brown_Box: Then where's the root? [20:22] Little_Brown_Box: And what's the function? [20:22] Little_Brown_Box: OOH! [20:22] Dyn: "In the soil." [20:22] Little_Brown_Box: Play on words! [20:22] Beo: The root and square of one is one. [20:23] Beo: But what if there was nothing squared? [20:23] Beo: There'd have to be one. [20:23] >Ambiance<: The computer reappears

[23:11:15] <Romulus> Option five. Completely legal things that take forever in one timeline, and moments in another. [23:11:22] <Cerbero> I approve it... [23:11:26] <Cerbero> Option five then [23:11:28] <Elenor> I'll stay. [23:11:34] <Cerbero> I'll stay [23:11:45] * Aaronrules380 stays [23:11:49] <silversyte> then onward top victory [23:11:50] <Elenor> Even though it's tearing at my mind, magic isn't the only knowledge worth having in this world. [23:11:58] <Elenor> I can master technology too. [23:12:15] <Romulus> I'm staying. [23:12:20] * Cerbero is decided to stay, and protect Elanor. [23:12:29] <Romulus> I've mastered the technology back home. [23:12:30] <silversyte> the scholar would have gotten a hand cramp by now [23:12:40] <Little_Brown_Box> We good to go? [23:12:41] <Little_Brown_Box> Eh? [23:12:44] <Little_Brown_Box> C'mon! [23:13:01] <Little_Brown_Box> We're in your technocracy, impersonatin' your dudes! [23:13:13] <GenocideDoll> "Stayin' dudes!" [23:13:26] <Romulus> Imperonating? As I recall, we becomee one of their people. [23:13:36] * Almond laughs [23:13:36] <Little_Brown_Box> ...way to kill it, Rom. [23:13:39] <Little_Brown_Box> WAY TO KILL IT. [23:13:42] <TaloToecan> "I daresay if insanity is a crime, we already have that essence of the plan handled." [23:13:43] <silversyte> dual citizenship? [23:13:48] * Cerbero puts his hand in his chest, by his heart, and says 'Well, say hello to our new home, people.' [23:13:50] * Elenor idly wonders if she's gone insane. [23:13:54] <Almond> Yup yup. We get to become techno-people! [23:14:15] <Almond> I wonder if theres a book on Techno-babble I can read? [23:14:20] <Almond> I like fitting in... [23:14:36] <Little_Brown_Box> Hehe. [23:14:38] * Cerbero shrugs when he thinks books may not exist [23:14:40] <silversyte> well now i can put this on my job applications [23:14:43] <Little_Brown_Box> Will Big Brother be watching us? [23:14:54] <Little_Brown_Box> Do we get to doubleplus goodthink? [23:15:14] <Cerbero> Box... what do you mean by Big Brother? [23:15:29] * Damsel sighs and looks between Talo and LordBarrius. "This was not exactly as I would have wished this to go..." [23:15:33] <Little_Brown_Box> Murk loar, Cerb. [23:15:36] <silversyte> he means i should shoot him with the pistol i brought [23:16:06] <Little_Brown_Box> Please don't. [23:16:14] <Little_Brown_Box> I couldn't get me a replacement. [23:16:17] <Little_Brown_Box> Since I'm not me anymore. [23:16:18] <Little_Brown_Box> Y'see? [23:16:19] <Randal> "alright. Now that thats over, lets move on." [23:16:24] <silversyte> but i already loaded it [23:16:26] * TaloToecan nods to Damsel. "Much better had I offered to suspend Memory within the Computer and been completely fabricated to the nature necessary with the necessary crime." [23:16:34] <Falerin> ((Non participants are requested to depart forthwith)) [23:16:40] <LordBarrius> "Not everything goes as desired, Shayril, I'm afraid." [23:16:46] <Rimblade> "Well..." [23:16:55] <Rimblade> "Let's hope for the, dare I say, best!" [23:17:28] <Damsel> "No, it often does not, I suppose." [23:17:31] <Computer> Watching you? [23:17:35] <Computer> You will BE big brother [23:17:43] <Little_Brown_Box> SWEET! [23:17:46] <silversyte> does this mean i get to upgrade my gun [23:17:47] <Romulus> Nice. [23:17:51] <Aaronrules380> Ok computer can you implant the memories? [23:17:51] <Cerbero> After all, there is an issue... what if someone ends up forming a family here? [23:17:55] <Randal> "Computer, what is the first step we take?" [23:18:04] <Aaronrules380> or whatever it was [23:18:05] <Rimblade> "Let's destroy dissadents!" [23:18:17] <silversyte> good thing selarep isnt here [23:18:30] <Cerbero> He would go hormonal on every local woman [23:18:37] * LordBarrius hugs Damsel a bit tighter to be comforting, though focusing his attention on the computer for the time being. [23:18:41] <Cerbero> until he faces castration [23:18:44] <silversyte> and also androids i think [23:18:59] * Durroth appears [23:19:03] <>Ambiance<> Blue lights appear and Durroth vanishes [23:19:13] <>Ambiance<> Blue lights appear and Durroth arrives [23:19:28] <silversyte> ooo shiny light [23:19:36] <TaloToecan> "Let it be known that during the course of this venture, if I must act against another present as part of our end goal, it is not because of any hostility or emnity I feel towards you. Rather, it would be part of the nature of the Technocrat." [23:19:45] <Computer> Integration of new participants successful [23:19:55] <Randal> "Excellent. " [23:19:59] <Computer> The effect that will get you scrutinized and reprogrammed is ready [23:20:00] <Durroth> shiney [23:20:10] <silversyte> shall we sally forth then [23:20:11] <Randal> "We are following option five, correct computer?" [23:20:12] <Little_Brown_Box> Okay! [23:20:15] <Little_Brown_Box> Shall we go? [23:20:15] <Computer> Your patterns have been stored [23:20:16] <Rimblade> "Excellent!" [23:20:21] <Elenor> Well, this is going to be interesting at the least. [23:20:22] <Little_Brown_Box> Onward and inward, and all that? [23:20:23] <Aaronrules380> Good [23:20:33] <Computer> Proceed? [23:20:36] <Durroth> huzzah! 5 is a good number [23:20:41] <Romulus> Proceed [23:20:42] <Cerbero> five it is [23:20:45] <Elenor> Aye. [23:20:47] <silversyte> dont worry box i wont shoot till this is over [23:21:01] * Cerbero approaches Elenor, wanting to say something, but he shuts up [23:21:09] <silversyte> and i have upgraded my weaponary [23:21:12] <Randal> "Computer, confirm meathod." [23:21:18] <Romulus> I will shoot if asked to shoot. [23:21:29] * TaloToecan looks over at Damsel, then at LordBarrius, and shakes his head sadly. "Confirmed, Computer. Proceed." [23:21:31] <Computer> Five [23:21:37] <Randal> "Then proceed." [23:21:40] <>Ambiance<> A fireball appears in midair without explanation and burns without fuel generating extreme paradox [23:21:49] <Rimblade> "Paradox!" [23:21:52] <Romulus> Woah. [23:21:53] * LordBarrius falls silent in observation. [23:21:56] <Randal> Computer, store that spell under "fireball: targetname" [23:21:58] <Romulus> I think he's right. [23:22:02] <Computer> Stored [23:22:03] <Randal> "for future use." [23:22:21] <Randal> "create alternate spellbook, if your ai permits as well." [23:22:29] <silversyte> so we will use fireball [23:22:39] * Elenor looks at Cerbero, inviting him to say what he wanted to. [23:22:42] <Romulus> What's the cause of this, first off. [23:22:43] <Almond> Isn't this method 1...? [23:22:45] <Little_Brown_Box> Shall we cavort, Rim? [23:22:45] * Damsel frowns deeply. [23:22:50] <>Ambiance<> A man wearing all black and mirrored sunglasses appears just as the computer vanishes [23:23:00] <Little_Brown_Box> Hi! [23:23:03] <Almond> Cavorting is for hippos, Box. [23:23:04] <Romulus> Whoops. I think we've been busted. [23:23:09] <Almond> Oh, hi there, mister. [23:23:10] <Little_Brown_Box> How're you doing, Smith? [23:23:15] <Durroth> Hello clarice [23:23:19] <Little_Brown_Box> Wife still angry at you? [23:23:19] * Aaronrules380 looks suspcious "Who are you?" [23:23:20] * Almond flaps his wings. They are red. And metal. [23:23:22] * silversyte spaces out [23:23:23] <Little_Brown_Box> Oh, tough luck there. [23:23:23] <Computer> (As it vanishes) Negative but option 5 is premised on parts of 1 [23:23:53] <Romulus> I see... [23:24:01] <Agent> You are violations of reality. [23:24:03] * TaloToecan looks at the man coldly. "You are unwelcome." [23:24:12] <Almond> Nuh-uh. [23:24:12] * Cerbero steps in front of Elanor in a defensive stance [23:24:13] * Randal clutches the sword in his coat instinctively [23:24:13] <Little_Brown_Box> Er... [23:24:20] <Agent> Your use of magic violates paradigmed [23:24:21] <Little_Brown_Box> If that's not real, how can you see it? [23:24:23] <Durroth> your face is a violation of reality [23:24:25] <Agent> You will be reprogrammed [23:24:31] <Romulus> Shoot. [23:24:32] <Durroth> ... yes I had to say that [23:24:32] <Little_Brown_Box> WHAT is the sound of one hand clapping? [23:24:36] <Randal> "With all due respect, we arent from this realm." [23:24:45] <Agent> Irrelevant [23:24:49] <Little_Brown_Box> If a tree falls in the forest, and there is nobody around to hear it, DOES IT MAKE A SOUND? [23:24:49] * Damsel folds her arms and sighs. "Oh dear..." [23:24:49] <Agent> Prepare for processing [23:24:55] <Almond> I think I hear the world's smallest violin playing Mozart's fifth symphony. [23:25:00] * Randal looks at damsel carefully [23:25:01] <Rimblade> "Box." [23:25:03] <Agent> <EPIC PAUSED>