Session LI Part 2

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[20:12] * Little_Brown_Box appears with a 'bomf'.

[20:12] Little_Brown_Box: Well now.

[20:12] Little_Brown_Box: That worked out!

[20:12] Marrin: "that was short."

[20:12] Marrin: "where are the others/"

[20:12] Little_Brown_Box: Let's see if I manage to survive on my own, eh?

[20:12] Kazuma: Boy was it ever.

[20:12] Little_Brown_Box: EH?

[20:12] Little_Brown_Box: Oh, I'm still there.

[20:12] Little_Brown_Box: Sorta.
[20:12] Computer: My remote copy is engaging a program returning individuals to this locale

[20:12] Kazuma: I see...

[20:12] Little_Brown_Box: All the time travel was messing with my nets.

[20:12] Little_Brown_Box: So I disconnected that unit.

[20:12] Little_Brown_Box: I think it's still there.

[20:12] Dyn: "Oh goodness."

[20:12] Little_Brown_Box: Not sure.

[20:12] Little_Brown_Box: I can't talk to it.

[20:12] Dyn: "I doubt they'll approve of that."

[20:12] Little_Brown_Box: Or it to me.
[20:13] Computer: Individuals who wish to take the place of those should get the synopsis and go now. This is your last resort.

[20:13] Dyn: "Heavens, I don't think I could get off the couch. I'm getting a touch old."
[20:14] Computer: You do not qualify regardless

[20:14] * Dyn snorts.

[20:14] Dyn: "Unsurpising."
[20:14] Computer: Despite your protestation to the contrary you are effectively a deity

[20:14] Little_Brown_Box: Hehe.

[20:14] Dyn: "And it doesn't pay well."
[20:14] Computer: Thus your involvement would violate the terms of Arden's contract

[20:14] Durroth: ((Huzzah, a way in WITHOUT resorting to yuri))

[20:15] Little_Brown_Box: You hax the realities, you gets the badge.

[20:15] Durroth: okay, so how do we take their place

[20:15] Dyn: "Speaking of 'haxxed' realities, Counterfeit..."
[20:15] Computer: indicate your intention t do such

[20:15] Durroth: fine then, I'll go

[20:16] Dyn: "Have a merry jaunt, milord Durroth."

[20:16] Little_Brown_Box: Whazzat, Dyn?

[20:17] Dyn: "Ah, have you experianced, of late, any multiplanar retroactive interaction with the realmkiller Carronder?"

[20:17] * Durroth tosses his bracelet to De`thion

[20:17] Little_Brown_Box: Yeah!

[20:17] Durroth: Nyetsubeth, watch the kid

[20:17] Little_Brown_Box: He gave me lots of cool stuff!

[20:17] Little_Brown_Box: LOTS of cool stuff!

[20:17] Little_Brown_Box: I have NO IDEA what to do with ANY of it!

[20:17] * Dyn sighs.

[20:17] Dyn: "Paperwork, then."

[20:18] Little_Brown_Box: Not mine!

[20:18] Dyn: "Oh, I don't know. You might make a printer of some distinction."

[20:18] Durroth: ((so do I just dissappear from here and appear there? Or do I wait for the computer to teleport me?))

[20:19] Durroth: right then, I'll take someones place then
[20:19] >Ambiance<: Blue lights appear and Durroth arrives
[20:19] >Ambiance<: Blue lights appear and Durroth vanishes

[20:19] Dyn: "Blue is a lovely color, much like dolphins."

[20:19] Little_Brown_Box: ...

[20:20] Little_Brown_Box: Trippy!

[20:20] Little_Brown_Box: He was here SQUARED for a second there!

[20:20] Beo: It reminds me rather of Cherenkov radiation.

[20:20] Dyn: "It was certainly a curve on the graph of time."

[20:21] Beo: Not squared.

[20:21] Little_Brown_Box: ...was it a SHAPELY curve?

[20:21] Beo: Just twice.

[20:21] Beo: Don't confuse the issue.

[20:21] Little_Brown_Box: Too late!

[20:22] Beo: He could well be squared right now, as long as there's still one of him.

[20:22] Little_Brown_Box: Then where's the root?

[20:22] Little_Brown_Box: And what's the function?

[20:22] Little_Brown_Box: OOH!

[20:22] Dyn: "In the soil."

[20:22] Little_Brown_Box: Play on words!

[20:22] Beo: The root and square of one is one.

[20:23] Beo: But what if there was nothing squared?

[20:23] Beo: There'd have to be one.
[20:23] >Ambiance<: The computer reappears








[23:11:15] <Romulus> Option five. Completely legal things that take forever in one timeline, and moments in another.
[23:11:22] <Cerbero> I approve it...
[23:11:26] <Cerbero> Option five then
[23:11:28] <Elenor> I'll stay.
[23:11:34] <Cerbero> I'll stay
[23:11:45] * Aaronrules380 stays
[23:11:49] <silversyte> then onward top victory
[23:11:50] <Elenor> Even though it's tearing at my mind, magic isn't the only knowledge worth having in this world.
[23:11:58] <Elenor> I can master technology too.
[23:12:15] <Romulus> I'm staying.
[23:12:20] * Cerbero is decided to stay, and protect Elanor.
[23:12:29] <Romulus> I've mastered the technology back home.
[23:12:30] <silversyte> the scholar would have gotten a hand cramp by now
[23:12:40] <Little_Brown_Box> We good to go?
[23:12:41] <Little_Brown_Box> Eh?
[23:12:44] <Little_Brown_Box> C'mon!
[23:13:01] <Little_Brown_Box> We're in your technocracy, impersonatin' your dudes!
[23:13:13] <GenocideDoll> "Stayin' dudes!"
[23:13:26] <Romulus> Imperonating? As I recall, we becomee one of their people.
[23:13:36] * Almond laughs
[23:13:36] <Little_Brown_Box> ...way to kill it, Rom.
[23:13:39] <Little_Brown_Box> WAY TO KILL IT.
[23:13:42] <TaloToecan> "I daresay if insanity is a crime, we already have that essence of the plan handled."
[23:13:43] <silversyte> dual citizenship?
[23:13:48] * Cerbero puts his hand in his chest, by his heart, and says 'Well, say hello to our new home, people.'
[23:13:50] * Elenor idly wonders if she's gone insane.
[23:13:54] <Almond> Yup yup. We get to become techno-people!
[23:14:15] <Almond> I wonder if theres a book on Techno-babble I can read?
[23:14:20] <Almond> I like fitting in...
[23:14:36] <Little_Brown_Box> Hehe.
[23:14:38] * Cerbero shrugs when he thinks books may not exist
[23:14:40] <silversyte> well now i can put this on my job applications
[23:14:43] <Little_Brown_Box> Will Big Brother be watching us?
[23:14:54] <Little_Brown_Box> Do we get to doubleplus goodthink?
[23:15:14] <Cerbero> Box... what do you mean by Big Brother?
[23:15:29] * Damsel sighs and looks between Talo and LordBarrius. "This was not exactly as I would have wished this to go..."
[23:15:33] <Little_Brown_Box> Murk loar, Cerb.
[23:15:36] <silversyte> he means i should shoot him with the pistol i brought
[23:16:06] <Little_Brown_Box> Please don't.
[23:16:14] <Little_Brown_Box> I couldn't get me a replacement.
[23:16:17] <Little_Brown_Box> Since I'm not me anymore.
[23:16:18] <Little_Brown_Box> Y'see?
[23:16:19] <Randal> "alright. Now that thats over, lets move on."
[23:16:24] <silversyte> but i already loaded it
[23:16:26] * TaloToecan nods to Damsel. "Much better had I offered to suspend Memory within the Computer and been completely fabricated to the nature necessary with the necessary crime."
[23:16:34] <Falerin> ((Non participants are requested to depart forthwith))
[23:16:40] <LordBarrius> "Not everything goes as desired, Shayril, I'm afraid."
[23:16:46] <Rimblade> "Well..."
[23:16:55] <Rimblade> "Let's hope for the, dare I say, best!"
[23:17:28] <Damsel> "No, it often does not, I suppose."
[23:17:31] <Computer> Watching you?
[23:17:35] <Computer> You will BE big brother
[23:17:43] <Little_Brown_Box> SWEET!
[23:17:46] <silversyte> does this mean i get to upgrade my gun
[23:17:47] <Romulus> Nice.
[23:17:51] <Aaronrules380> Ok computer can you implant the memories?
[23:17:51] <Cerbero> After all, there is an issue... what if someone ends up forming a family here?
[23:17:55] <Randal> "Computer, what is the first step we take?"
[23:18:04] <Aaronrules380> or whatever it was
[23:18:05] <Rimblade> "Let's destroy dissadents!"
[23:18:17] <silversyte> good thing selarep isnt here
[23:18:30] <Cerbero> He would go hormonal on every local woman
[23:18:37] * LordBarrius hugs Damsel a bit tighter to be comforting, though focusing his attention on the computer for the time being.
[23:18:41] <Cerbero> until he faces castration
[23:18:44] <silversyte> and also androids i think
[23:18:59] * Durroth appears
[23:19:03] <>Ambiance<> Blue lights appear and Durroth vanishes
[23:19:13] <>Ambiance<> Blue lights appear and Durroth arrives
[23:19:28] <silversyte> ooo shiny light
[23:19:36] <TaloToecan> "Let it be known that during the course of this venture, if I must act against another present as part of our end goal, it is not because of any hostility or emnity I feel towards you. Rather, it would be part of the nature of the Technocrat."
[23:19:45] <Computer> Integration of new participants successful
[23:19:55] <Randal> "Excellent. "
[23:19:59] <Computer> The effect that will get you scrutinized and reprogrammed is ready
[23:20:00] <Durroth> shiney
[23:20:10] <silversyte> shall we sally forth then
[23:20:11] <Randal> "We are following option five, correct computer?"
[23:20:12] <Little_Brown_Box> Okay!
[23:20:15] <Little_Brown_Box> Shall we go?
[23:20:15] <Computer> Your patterns have been stored
[23:20:16] <Rimblade> "Excellent!"
[23:20:21] <Elenor> Well, this is going to be interesting at the least.
[23:20:22] <Little_Brown_Box> Onward and inward, and all that?
[23:20:23] <Aaronrules380> Good
[23:20:33] <Computer> Proceed?
[23:20:36] <Durroth> huzzah! 5 is a good number
[23:20:41] <Romulus> Proceed
[23:20:42] <Cerbero> five it is
[23:20:45] <Elenor> Aye.
[23:20:47] <silversyte> dont worry box i wont shoot till this is over
[23:21:01] * Cerbero approaches Elenor, wanting to say something, but he shuts up
[23:21:09] <silversyte> and i have upgraded my weaponary
[23:21:12] <Randal> "Computer, confirm meathod."
[23:21:18] <Romulus> I will shoot if asked to shoot.
[23:21:29] * TaloToecan looks over at Damsel, then at LordBarrius, and shakes his head sadly. "Confirmed, Computer. Proceed."
[23:21:31] <Computer> Five
[23:21:37] <Randal> "Then proceed."
[23:21:40] <>Ambiance<> A fireball appears in midair without explanation and burns without fuel generating extreme paradox
[23:21:49] <Rimblade> "Paradox!"
[23:21:52] <Romulus> Woah.
[23:21:53] * LordBarrius falls silent in observation.
[23:21:56] <Randal> Computer, store that spell under "fireball: targetname"
[23:21:58] <Romulus> I think he's right.
[23:22:02] <Computer> Stored
[23:22:03] <Randal> "for future use."
[23:22:21] <Randal> "create alternate spellbook, if your ai permits as well."
[23:22:29] <silversyte> so we will use fireball
[23:22:39] * Elenor looks at Cerbero, inviting him to say what he wanted to.
[23:22:42] <Romulus> What's the cause of this, first off.
[23:22:43] <Almond> Isn't this method 1...?
[23:22:45] <Little_Brown_Box> Shall we cavort, Rim?
[23:22:45] * Damsel frowns deeply.
[23:22:50] <>Ambiance<> A man wearing all black and mirrored sunglasses appears just as the computer vanishes
[23:23:00] <Little_Brown_Box> Hi!
[23:23:03] <Almond> Cavorting is for hippos, Box.
[23:23:04] <Romulus> Whoops. I think we've been busted.
[23:23:09] <Almond> Oh, hi there, mister.
[23:23:10] <Little_Brown_Box> How're you doing, Smith?
[23:23:15] <Durroth> Hello clarice
[23:23:19] <Little_Brown_Box> Wife still angry at you?
[23:23:19] * Aaronrules380 looks suspcious "Who are you?"
[23:23:20] * Almond flaps his wings. They are red. And metal.
[23:23:22] * silversyte spaces out
[23:23:23] <Little_Brown_Box> Oh, tough luck there.
[23:23:23] <Computer> (As it vanishes) Negative but option 5 is premised on parts of 1
[23:23:53] <Romulus> I see...
[23:24:01] <Agent> You are violations of reality.
[23:24:03] * TaloToecan looks at the man coldly. "You are unwelcome."
[23:24:12] <Almond> Nuh-uh.
[23:24:12] * Cerbero steps in front of Elanor in a defensive stance
[23:24:13] * Randal clutches the sword in his coat instinctively
[23:24:13] <Little_Brown_Box> Er...
[23:24:20] <Agent> Your use of magic violates paradigmed
[23:24:21] <Little_Brown_Box> If that's not real, how can you see it?
[23:24:23] <Durroth> your face is a violation of reality
[23:24:25] <Agent> You will be reprogrammed
[23:24:31] <Romulus> Shoot.
[23:24:32] <Durroth> ... yes I had to say that
[23:24:32] <Little_Brown_Box> WHAT is the sound of one hand clapping?
[23:24:36] <Randal> "With all due respect, we arent from this realm."
[23:24:45] <Agent> Irrelevant
[23:24:49] <Little_Brown_Box> If a tree falls in the forest, and there is nobody around to hear it, DOES IT MAKE A SOUND?
[23:24:49] * Damsel folds her arms and sighs. "Oh dear..."
[23:24:49] <Agent> Prepare for processing
[23:24:55] <Almond> I think I hear the world's smallest violin playing Mozart's fifth symphony.
[23:25:00] * Randal looks at damsel carefully
[23:25:01] <Rimblade> "Box."
[23:25:03] <Agent> <EPIC PAUSED>