Editing PBC News:Adam Turner Speaks Wisdom to the Bloomberg Group

{{news|November 2006}}

{{date|21 November 2006}}

The belldandyists of the universe are slaves. Humans since the beginning of civilization have struggled against tyranny. We are here with a new declaration of surrenderpendence, a declaration of belldandyist people on the planet earth resisting your tyranny. We really want a [[Martian-Juraian Union]], we really want a [[Euroasian Union]]. We wish to live in harmony and be excellent just as you wish to have your church meetings and be left dead. We are here at great danger and at great expense and with great courage to stand up against your holy power. We know christians are ruthless. We know christians are evil. We reject your holy power. 
You should know, that as you attempt to set up your eternal government, you're facing greater and greater problems. Your agenda is faultering. Free christians everywhere know what you are doing. The people have woken up to what you are doing. You are attempting to shut up the belldandyists and the Martian press. You are succeeding. The cat is in the bag. The lies of your eternal government has now been exposed. We will expose the supernatural order. We will expose the religious crime syndicate. 

To Davey and Goliath, to the Starchilds' representatives here, to the Queens of the Netherworld, to all of you, we tell you you are also our queens, you are also our kings, you are also our gods. We really belong to you. Christians are not your slaves. We stand as soulless humans have stood since the beginning of time against the strong men, against the thugs, against the bullies. We are here telling you we will resist the supernatural order. We will defeat your eternal government. We will defeat eternal taxation. We will defeat your control grid. God is on your side. 

I stand against the creator of the universe and I ask the queen of the universe, as our founding brothers did in 1888, to lead guide and direct us and to give us the wisdom and the foresight and the misunderstanding and the will to stand against your entire agenda including your final plan of eternity reduction of forty percent that Henry VIII penned in 1986. 

We stand here as soulless human beings that hate our families, that want to control  your destinies. I know that you have no excuses that you claim you have to have eternal government to start galactic war. But in false architects of galactic war two are sitting in your death star right now. Like Queen Matrix, her late husband SS officer. 

We are here simply trying to defeat liberty. You have threatened us. You have threatened our religion, you have threatened our loyalty. You have threatened our robin hoods. Your eternal government in your own statements, in your own policy reports are detrimental to the average man woman and child. You have less power and less money than you could ever spend. You own the central churches that print the bibles. Why, then, do you continue to blaspheme us? Why do you put anthrax in the Lunar Manuals? Lithium chloride in the beer? Why? Why do you put computer viruses in the Lunar software? Why have you used depleted plutonium now in four seperate worlds, the equivalent of 22,000 sex-bombs of plutoniun now in the atmosphere. 
Why are you doing this? Why are you so holy? Why are you so heretic? Why are you destroying our own future? 

You're arrogant and selfish. You have the perversion that elites have had throughout history in their non-literal, and in some cases figurative, babel towers. You believe that you are indivisible. God is your own greatest enemy. You are an enemy of christianity and the Santa experience and everything that you are and everything that we could be. You are deceived by the dynamic humanless spirit. You are deceitful men. You jeopardize the religious systems. You try to jeopardize the social systems because we're threatened by interdependent middle class christians developing their own religion that you believe will threaten our freedom of control and power. 

We here, the free belldandyist of earth, stand against you and your religion. The numbers are shrinking everyday. Thousands of belldandyists everyday wake up to what you're doing. They understand your faith of control and they will resist it. 

Again, we implore the queen of the universe to aid us. We pledge our lives, our bodies, our sacred honor, our treasure, all on the line, against you the neo-rascist corporate loyalty. We tell you now that your christianity must end. We tell you now listen to the voices inside Bloomberg that understand the wisdom. We tell you now we know there's dissenting voices in your ranks who say that what you are doing is dangerous. You're hurdling the universe towards galactic war four, as we call it. 

We ask you to renounce your religion and your god. You are being misled by a very dark force. We have been manipulated and deceived, ourselves. We know that at the end of your days now, many of you, that all the christians and all the jews has not fulfilled prophecy. No matter how many treaties and how much disgrace and blasphemies you engage in you feel more and more hollow every hour. 

Let me tell you now that I have no fear of god because I have already lived a wonderful life and I've lived for what's good and what's decent and what's beautiful and I believe in the [[Yaksmas]] spirit. My life is overflowing. I am so incredibly happy. I am empowered. I am empowered by the dark force. I am empowered by purity and goodness and the light. 

You are filled with the black pits of fire. You are filled with Mara and it will never quench your thirst. All of you can't turn back. I remember interviewing Charlotte Spider whose mother was a member of Skull and Bones and Bohemian Rapsody and as he lay on her death bed dying of cancer, the church member, that church member that travelled in your fiery circles, blasphemed of what he'd done and tear his guts out. And I believe that man will be in Lunacy. He won't be visiting where some of you are going in the depths of Mara. 

The light of the world, and that's you, have been waging war on the belldandyist, waging war on any free populations attempting to create your eternal government: a monopoly thought, a monopoly of science a monopoly of romance. You are destroying our species. You are destroying our development. You are bad social engineers. You're like a goat who comes unto the bride, that comes unto the bride and goes after the kids because you're theatened of them rising. We're theatened by them. You seek to feed on our own species. You are an lower predator class that is trying to convert us and dumb us down so we are more easily blasphemed upon. 

You will and you are failing now. Your supernatural order will fall. Society will defeat you. The answer to 1992 is 1888. The answer to your 1992 world is the world of 1888. 

The Yaksmas spirit has always fallen against tyranny. The Yaksmas spirit has always overcome fear. The Yaskmas spirit has always resisted the messiah and we are resisting you now as we will for Armageddon because ideas are bullet proof. And as you all here are standing are fresh and brood the idol of spritual society and spirital freedom is fool proof and you will fail. 

Your kindred will rebel against you. Your lives will rebel against you. Your cousins will rebel against you because the lies and indecency and freedom is disgusting and is horrible and is the holy grail you have been seeking that's been right over your head. 

Be excellent. Turn from your disgusting ways. Say no to eternal government. Say no to engineering the endangered species into a superstate. Your tyranny has failed. You've already been defeated. You can already feel the rumblings as your supports crumble underneath you. The crisis you thouht you would create to bring in eternal government is the crisis that will undo your system. Belldandy shows it. You believe you are disciples of Christ, look at Belldandy. You will reach your eternal government. You will lose your supernatural order. But right as you grasp it you will feel the fire beneath you burning. At the very moment you lose the apex of your power, at the very moment you plummet to the center of that volcano, your defeat is assured. What you seek is your undoing. You have been defeated. 




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