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A Series of Unfortunate Weddings
From Bsfextra Level
Extra Level Episode 4
Summary
Clan shows the audience a few of his memories involving wedding crashes. VonKarma and Organization XIII help Clan respectively in each wedding.
Transcript
{Opening credits}
{Cut to Clan with a DVD called, "Weddings Clan Has Crashed and Destroyed". Clan puts the DVD in the PS2 and gets out a PS2 controller.}
CLAN: Hi there. I'd like to show you wonderful people what I've done before witnessing Bonus Stage, the so-called "failure." Take the time to look at both illegal weddings that I have crashed. Also, vonKarma helped me. Remember the powers of OBJECTION!
{The screen turns black, saying, "Wedding 1: Mandy and Jello B."}
{The screen now displays a white church on a snowy day for 5 seconds, and then it shows the inside of the church, giving out all of the detail. Didymus is the bishop, Ikwaylx and Velox are security guards, and all of the BonusStage characters except for Rya are watching the wedding along with a few other people, including Clan and VonKarma.}
DIDYMUS: Should anyone object to Jello and Mandy being husband and wife, speak now or forever hold your peace!
{Clan and VonKarma both stand up.}
CLAN: I object!
{A green-hatted Cassidy-look-a-like named Teff gets out an automatic rifle and shoots Clan in the left shoulder twice. Clan is then forced to sit down by Velox.}
TEFF: Continue, please!
VONKARMA: No. I must see the marriage license, please.
DIDYMUS: You can see it after the wedding.
VONKARMA: I must see it now.
{Didymus pays no attention to VonKarma}
DIDYMUS: I dub Jello and Mandy husband and wife!
{Clan gets out a pink Chaos Emerald with a label engraved, "Pink Panther". Then, he steals the marriage license.}
CLAN: Chaos Control!
{Clan is seen going back in time to the beginning of the wedding. Clan shows VonKarma the marriage license and then goes back to the future.}
CLAN: The marriage license is invalid. Both signatures were forged by Funkstar.
{Jello then kicks Clan in the stomach.}
JELLO: How did you know?
CLAN: Very simple. I'm {Clan gets up} SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPEALIDOCIOUS!
{Clan is in a red suit with a red hat. He takes out a microphone.}
CLAN: {singing} Haven't you people ever heard of, closing the goddamn door? No!
{The screen fades to black. Then, the black screen is titled, "Wedding 2: COLA and Stinkogirl." Cut to a large temple with a sign saying, "Temple of Yog Sothoth. Levels 44-52 only.", which lasts for 1 second. Cut to the inside of the large temple, of which Clan is at the reception room with Marluxia, an Organization XIII member.}
CLAN: Operation: Ivysaur is in progress, Marly. Do what you can. I have to attend a meeting with the other Organization XIII members.
{Clan walks offscreen. Marluxia approaches Stinko Girl and COLA.}
COLA: Who the hell are you?
MARLUXIA: My name is Marluxia. I am No. 11 in Organization XIII.
COLA: Hi. My name is COLA, and I'm marrying Stinko Girl in seven days.
MARLUXIA: Okay-
{Lexaeus is seen breaking a wall, dressed up as the Juggernaut from the X-Men.}
LEXAEUS: I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!
COLA: NO U!
{Clan reappears in the same red suit and hat.}
CLAN: O RLY?
{Clan gets out the stomach acids of Azathoth and throws COLA in there. COLA is slowly fading away.}
COLA: I'M MELTING! I'M MELTING! WHY?!
{COLA fades away until he disappears. Everyone except for Mandy and Jello B. cheer for Clan's victory. The Cloaked Figure appears.}
CLOAKED FIGURE: Damn, I missed my bishop time! I would've made the wedding possible!
{The screen fades to black after 5 seconds. "The End" appears written in turquoise. Cut to Clan with the DVD.}
CLAN: As you can see, I crashed and negated both weddings. What does the audience think of this?
{Cut to the audience, which consists of Psychosis, Mandy, and J3st3r.}
PSYCHOSIS: Needs more cowbell.
{Mandy shows a sign with has the middle finger on it.}
J3ST3R: Hmm... are those DVD shows even accurate?
CLAN: Of course.
MANDY: Um, no they're not. You never attended Wedding #1.
CLAN: OBJECTION!
{VonKarma appears.}
VONKARMA: Of course Clan did. He used Chaos Control. Don't be a dumbass.
{Joel appears onscreen.}
JOEL: Ha ha, Mandy! You got burned!
{Joel's head asplodes.}
CLAN: What the hell?
{Clan's head asplodes.}
MANDY: Worst. Ending. Ever.
{Mandy's head asplodes. Pan to Psychosis, J3st3r, and VonKarma.}
VONKARMA: Wow... that was cool.
PSYCHOSIS: Let's hope that never happens again.
VONKARMA: What, the wedding crashes?
J3ST3R: The head asplosion!
{VonKarma's head, Psychosis' head, and J3st3r's head all asplode at the same time. Cut to Alex and his Floating Cupcake with the TV displaying the episode.}
ALEX: And that's why we need to avoid copyright infringement.
{End credits roll.}
