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The End of the Beginning
From Bsfextra Level
Extra Level Episode 1
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Summary
Bonus Stage is revived...somehow. Phil tries to conquer his phobias whilst J3st3r, Clan, and Psychosis are introduced to a Comedy Central show called "Girls Gone Wild."
Transcript
(Opening credits)
(Cut to Joel and Phil at a Starbuck's.)
JOEL: I've loved my life of extreme gaming.
PHIL: It couldn't get any worse. Yet, I guess you'll always find a way..
JOEL: Hey! I loved Halo 2 and Baby Ballface 3!
PHIL: And yet nobody else did?
(Joel rolls his eyes and begins to get a phone.)
JOEL: Yeah, is this the Gay Patrol? Yeah, I have the fag you want right here.
{A couple of strong men tackle Phil from offscreen.}
PHIL: ARRGH! MY EVERYTHING!
JOEL: They crushed your spirit?
PHIL: ...Sure- OW! YOU CAN STOP HITTING ME WIT--OH GOD! WITH-WITH THAT BASE--OWCH-BALL BAT!
JOEL: Eeeehh...keep going. {walks off}
{Cut to Phil's house. Joel is on-screen, on the phone. Phil walks in.}
PHIL: Uhh...Joel?
JOEL: Quiet, you. I'm on the phone.
PHIL: To who?
JOEL: Oh, those people...The Runway people...
(Phil grabs the phone and throws it at the ground. The phone breaks.)
JOEL: Oh, well SORRY, Mr. I'm-A-Drama-Queen-Who-Doesn't-Wanna-Look-Pretty!
PHIL: Joel, do you realize Project Runway is gay?
JOEL: Phil, don't be a homophobe. It ruins your already-abysmal reputation.
(Phil gets out a shotgun and points it at Joel.)
PHIL: I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing!
(Phil shoots Joel in the head.)
JOEL: *offscreen* But you asked me who I was talking to!
PHIL: Shut up, you. {shoots Joel again} Well...there. That solves my homophobia. What other phobias do I need to take care of?
(Phil gets out a list of phobias. The next phobia on the list is entitled, "Ryaphobia". Phil grins evilly.)
PHIL: I've taken care of that one, too. {normally} Well at least I think I did.
(A cloaked figure appears behind him.)
CLOAKED FIGURE: You did.
PHIL: I did?
CLOAKED FIGURE: Shut up, you. Anyway, I thought you liked Rya!
PHIL: I guess we'll have to show those PxR people the undeniable facts. I hated Rya's guts. The only reason I didn't express my hate is because I already expressed it offscreen. I had little tolerance with her insults towards me.
CLOAKED FIGURE: I see...
PHIL: I should thank you for solving my Ryaphobia.
(Phil gets out a briefcase full of money and hands it to Cloaked Figure.)
CLOAKED FIGURE: Thanks.
PHIL: No problem. You saved me from torture.
(Cut to Clan rHrN, Psychosis, and J3st3r in a different house that neighbors Joel's house.)
J3ST3R: Anyone wanna watch Girls Gone Wild?
PSYCHOSIS: What the hell is that?
CLAN: Never heard of it. Maybe we can watch it?
J3ST3R: It's on Comedy Central.
CLAN: Let's just hope it's better than South Park.
J3ST3R: It is. Trust me.
PSYCHOSIS: Hmm. Sorry, I'm out. I'ma go play some racers while you watch that.
JESTER: Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I released a new track yesterday.
PSYCHOSIS: Oh, awesome. Alrighty then, I'ma go try and set a world record for it.
JESTER: Alright, have fun.
PSYCHOSIS: I will. {walks offscreen}
CLAN: Psychosis, you should see it!
PSYCHOSIS: {offscreen} Alright, you can wait for me, I guess!
J3ST3R: So, Clan. While we wait, whaddya wanna do?
CLAN: Well, I've been thinking about how we should beneficially parody Girls Gone Wild.
J3ST3R: We're supposed to wait for Psychosis, remember?
CLAN: Oh yeah. Would snowboarding be a great setting for a parody?
{Cut to Phil walking over to Elly's house.}
PHIL: {in his mind} Okay. Now to ask Elly to marry me as to get rid of my romancophobia.
{Phil approaches Elly.}
PHIL: Hi, Elly. I bought you this ring. Would you marry me?
{Phil shows Elly a diamond ring in a box.}
ELLY: Um, Phil, that ring is a counterfeit. Also, no.
{J3st3r, Psychosis, and Clan are on the couch, watching Girls Gone Wild.}
CLAN: What. The. Hell?! How are we, the audience, supposed to know what the Ulimate Rush is?
J3ST3R: I think it's a poll question.
PSYCHOSIS: J3st3r, why did you rent this?
J3ST3R: Shh... it's getting to the good part.
{Cut to Myrrh and Mandy on TV and then back to Clan, whos eyes are bugged out.}
CLAN: J3st3r, did you make that episode?
J3ST3R: I sure did!
{Myrrh and Mandy are doing colossal amounts of makeoutage. Tears comes out of Clan's eyes. Clan runs upstairs to his room to get some tissues. Psychosis, pissed that J3st3r rented something inappropriate and an episode of it Clan wouldn't like, turns off the PS2 and goes upstairs to Clan's room.}
PSYCHOSIS: What's wrong, Clan?
CLAN: {His eyes are red from severe crying} J3st3r.
PSYCHOSIS: I'm sorry J3st3r showed that to you.
CLAN: MANDY CHEATED ON ME AGAIN!
PSYCHOSIS: Clan, didn't Mandy dump you a year ago?
{Clan nods.}
PSYCHOSIS: I know you're sad because J3st3r saw Mandy with no shirt on. I'll make sure he never rents that piece-of-crap-for-an-episode ever again.
J3ST3R: {offscreen} Look, I'm sorry! I wanted to show Clan to tell him the truth since he keeps talking about his ex.
PSYCHOSIS: {whispering to J3st3r} I really doubt Mandy's really Clan's ex.
J3ST3R: Oh. OH!
{Cut to Phil over at Andrew's place. He gets out a knife.}
PHIL: {in his mind} Andrewphobia, prepare to be destroyed once and for all!
{The scene suddenly ends up paused. Weird music plays.}
NARRATOR: {offscreen} Will Phil conquer all of his phobias? Will Clan get over hi love problem? Find out-
PHIL: {offscreen} No. None of that, please. Now, where was I? Oh, yes. Alright, cliffhangers! Prepare to be resolved!
Fun Facts
Trivia
- Clan rHrN was challenged by Alexandthefloatingcupcake to not reference what he would normally reference (i.e. Team Chaotix) in at least one episode. Clan decided to meet the challenge and win it by instead referencing Comedy Central and anything he wouldn't normally reference.
Inside References
Real World References
- Clan says he hopes Girls Gone Wild is better than South Park. Both shows are referenced and on Comedy Central. Clan has never seen Girls Gone Wild and doesn't know its plot.
- Many reality shows are referenced:
- Project Runway is the group of "Runway People" Joel attempts to call.
- Conquering phobias, as what Phil is doing, is the goal that people on Fear Factor try to accomplish.
- Girls Gone Wild is a show on Comedy Central that is a reality show that has questionable content. (Clan knows nothing about Girls Gone Wild, and therefore he doesn't know the intended purpose of the show nor the plot of it.)
