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From Bsfextra Level

Extra Level Episode 4

Summary

Clan shows the audience a few of his memories involving wedding crashes. VonKarma and Organization XIII help Clan respectively in each wedding.

Transcript

{Opening credits}

{Cut to Clan with a DVD called, "Weddings Clan Has Crashed and Destroyed". Clan puts the DVD in the PS2 and gets out a PS2 controller.}

CLAN: Hi there. I'd like to show you wonderful people what I've done before witnessing Bonus Stage, the so-called "failure." Take the time to look at both illegal weddings that I have crashed. Also, vonKarma helped me. Remember the powers of OBJECTION!

{Clan uses a DVD menu to press Play, which is the Triangle button in this case. Zoom in to the television screen.}

{The screen turns black, saying, "Wedding 1: Mandy and Jello B."}

{The screen now displays a white church on a snowy day for 5 seconds, and then it shows the inside of the church, giving out all of the detail. Didymus is the bishop, Ikwaylx and Velox are security guards, and all of the BonusStage characters except for Rya are watching the wedding along with a few other people, including Clan and VonKarma.}

DIDYMUS: Should anyone object to Jello and Mandy being husband and wife, speak now or forever hold your peace!

{Clan and VonKarma both stand up.}

CLAN: I object!

{A green-hatted Cassidy-look-a-like that is obviously Teff gets out an automatic rifle and shoots Clan in the left shoulder twice. Clan is then forced to sit down by Velox.}

TEFF: Continue, please!

VONKARMA: No. I must see the marriage license, please.

DIDYMUS: You can see it after the wedding.

VONKARMA: I must see it now. Legal weddings would allow that kind of stuff to occur in which a lawyer like myself to see a legal document.

{Didymus pays no attention to VonKarma. He focuses attention on Jello and Mandy.}

DIDYMUS: I dub Jello and Mandy husband and wife!

{Clan gets out a pink Chaos Emerald with a label engraved, "Pink Panther". Then, he steals the marriage license.}

CLAN: Chaos Control!

{Clan is seen going back in time to the beginning of the wedding, with a background screen chock full of clocks and pictures of Shadow the Hedgehog. Clan immediately goes to his seat in the albino church after 5 seconds of time travel. Clan shows VonKarma the marriage license and then goes back to the future.}

CLAN: The marriage license is invalid. Both signatures were forged by Funkstar.

{Jello then kicks Clan in the stomach.}

JELLO: Shut up, liar.

CLAN: I'm not a liar... I'm {Clan gets up.} {Clan inhales and then uses a baritone voice to sing this next line.}SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPEALIDOCIOUS!

{Clan is in a red suit with a red hat. He takes out a microphone.}

CLAN: {singing, still in baritone} Haven't you people ever heard of, closing the goddamn door? No!

{The screen fades to black. Then, the black screen is titled, "Wedding 2: COLA and Stinkogirl." Cut to a large temple with a sign saying, "Temple of Yog Sothoth. Levels 44-52 only.", which lasts for 1 second. Cut to the inside of the large temple, of which Clan is at the reception room with Marluxia, an Organization XIII member.}

CLAN: Operation: Ivysaur is in progress, Marly. Do what you can. I have to attend a meeting with the other Organization XIII members.

{Clan walks offscreen. Marluxia approaches Stinko Girl and COLA.}

COLA: Who the hell are you?

MARLUXIA: My name is Marluxia. I am No. 11 in Organization XIII.

COLA: Hi. My name is COLA, and I'm marrying Stinko Girl in seven days.

MARLUXIA: Okay. Well, Stinko Girl, your hump and lovely lady lumps always take a front seat to Mandy's.

{Psychosis walks onscreen.}

PSYCHOSIS: Yeah, about that...

COLA: No rapping is allowed in the Temple of Yog Sothoth! Cthulhu shall eat you!

{Marluxia looks at COLA weirdly.}

MARLUXIA: Yeah... whatever.

{Lexaeus is seen breaking a wall, dressed up as the Juggernaut from the X-Men.}

LEXAEUS: I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!

COLA: NO U!

{Clan reappears in the same red suit and hat.}

CLAN: O RLY?

{Clan gets out the stomach acids of Azathoth and throws COLA in there. COLA jumps out.}

COLA: HA! It only works while the stomach acids are INSIDE Azathoth.

{All Organization XIII members except for Roxas, Clan, and the remaining characters chase after COLA, who is in an automobile saying, "Just wed." Benny Hill music is playing. This lasts for about 30 seconds when COLA reaches the Secret Gabbly Temple of Cthulhu. Didymus is the priest and Stinko Girl awaits COLA.}

{Stinko Girl and COLA hurriedly pronounce their devotion to each other, COLA's words indicating that what COLA is saying is an obvious lie.}

{Didymus is given a gesture by COLA to pronounce them husband and wife.}

DIDYMUS: {hesitantly} I pronounce COLA and Stinko Girl husband and wife.

{Clan gets out the Sword of a Thousand Truths and charges at COLA. COLA lifts Stinko Girl and Cthulhu emerges from the podium of the temple, "ravening for delight". COLA throws Stinko Girl in Cthulhu's mouth and Cthulhu can be seen swallowing Stinko Girl. Clan gasps.}

CLAN: {sounding like Darth Vader} NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

{COLA laughs maniacally and evilly.}

COLA: Where's your God now, Clan? HUH?!

{Clan suddenly bursts into tears and stabs COLA with the Sword of a Thousand Truths.}

CLAN: {sobbing in between words} One... truth... is... totally... radical...

{Clan gets out some tissues and blows his nose, with Psychosis and Xemnas patting him on the back. This lasts for about 4 seconds.}

{The screen fades to black after 5 seconds. "The End" appears written in turquoise. Cut to Clan with the DVD.}

CLAN: As you can see, I crashed and negated both weddings. What does the audience think of this?

{Cut to the audience, which consists of Psychosis, Mandy, and J3st3r.}

PSYCHOSIS: Needs more cowbell.

{Mandy holds up a sign with has the middle finger on it.}

J3ST3R: Hmm... are those DVD shows even accurate?

CLAN: Of course. I am usually 100% honest.

MANDY: Um, no they're not. You never attended Wedding #1.

CLAN: OBJECTION!

{VonKarma appears.}

VONKARMA: Of course Clan did. He used Chaos Control. Don't be a dumbass.

{Joel appears onscreen.}

JOEL: Ha ha, Mandy! You got owned!

{Joel's head asplodes.}

CLAN: What the hell?

{Clan's head asplodes.}

MANDY: Worst. Ending. Ever.

{Mandy's head asplodes. Pan to Psychosis, J3st3r, and VonKarma.}

VONKARMA: Wow... that was cool.

PSYCHOSIS: Let's hope that never happens again.

VONKARMA: What, the wedding crashes?

J3ST3R: The head asplosion!

VONKARMA: Of course, it does get very annoying...

{VonKarma's head, Psychosis' head, and J3st3r's head all asplode at the same time. Cut to Alex and his Floating Cupcake with the TV displaying the episode to several police officers and Porplemontage.}

ALEX: And that's why we need to avoid copyright infringement.

{End credits roll.}

Trvia

Fun Facts

Inside References

Real-World References

• Operation: Ivysaur is a play on Operation Ivy, a band that Keen liked in Bonus Stage.
• Operation: Ivysaur is also a reference to Pokemon. Ivysaur is the evolved form of Bulbasaur.
• Cthulhu is a deity in the Cthulhu Mythos by H.P. Lovecraft. COLA, the HRWiki user, has an unholy and unhealthy obsession for Cthulhu and worships him.
• Clan is reciting lyrics from a Panic at the Disco song at the end of Wedding #1.
• CLAN: One... truth... is... totally... radical...
  • That is a play on the catchphrase, "One Truth Prevails" in Case Closed. It is also a quote from Rhonin in Bonus Stage.