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Extra Level Episode 1

Summary

Bonus Stage is revived...somehow. Hilarity ensues and cliffhangers are resolved.

Transcript

(Opening credits)

(Cut to Joel and Phil at a Starbuck's.)

JOEL: I've loved my life of extreme gaming.

PHIL: It couldn't get any worse. Yet, I guess you'll always find a way..

JOEL: Hey! I loved Halo 2 and Baby Ballface 3!

PHIL: And yet nobody else did?

(Joel rolls his eyes and begins to get a phone.)

JOEL: Yeah, is this the Gay Patrol? Yeah, I have the fag you want right here.

{A couple of strong men tackle Phil from offscreen.}

PHIL: ARRGH! MY EVERYTHING!

JOEL: They crushed your spirit?

PHIL: ...Sure- OW! YOU CAN STOP HITTING ME WIT--OH GOD! WITH-WITH THAT BASE--OWCH-BALL BAT!

JOEL: Eeeehh...keep going. {walks off}

{Cut to Phil's house. Joel is on-screen, on the phone. Phil walks in.}

PHIL: Uhh...Joel?

JOEL: Quiet, you. I'm on the phone.

PHIL: To who?

JOEL: Oh, those people...The Runway people...

(Phil grabs the phone and throws it at the ground. The phone breaks.)

JOEL: Oh, well SORRY, Mr. I'm-A-Drama-Queen-Who-Doesn't-Wanna-Look-Pretty!

PHIL: Joel, do you realize Project Runway is gay?

JOEL: Phil, don't be a homophobe. It ruins your already-abysmal reputation.

(Phil gets out a shotgun and points it at Joel.)

PHIL: I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing!

(Phil shoots Joel in the head.)

JOEL: *offscreen* But you asked me who I was talking to!

PHIL: Shut up, you. {shoots Joel again} Well...there. That solves my homophobia. What other phobias do I need to take care of?

(Phil gets out a list of phobias. The next phobia on the list is entitled, "Ryaphobia". Phil grins evilly.)

PHIL: I've taken care of that one, too. {normally} Well at least I think I did.

(A cloaked figure appears behind him.)

CLOAKED FIGURE: You did.

PHIL: I did?

CLOAKED FIGURE: Shut up, you. Anyway, I thought you liked Rya!

PHIL: I guess we'll have to show those PxR people the undeniable facts. I hated Rya's guts. The only reason I didn't express my hate is because I already expressed it offscreen. I had little tolerance with her insults towards me.

CLOAKED FIGURE: I see...

PHIL: I should thank you for solving my Ryaphobia.

(Phil gets out a briefcase full of money and hands it to Cloaked Figure.)

CLOAKED FIGURE: Thanks.

PHIL: No problem. You saved me from torture.

CLOAKED FIGURE: I have an invitation for you to join a birthday party... Do you know Cassidy Carpenter?

PHIL: Yes.

CLOAKED FIGURE: She likes you a lot and she wishes to have you be the man of honor at her birthday party.

{Cloaked Figure gives Phil the invitation to Cassidy's birthday party and runs offscreen. Cut to Clan, Psychosis, J3st3r, Alex, and his Floating Cupcake.}

ALEX: {looks around} Wow, this is pretty good. I haven't seen a single thing that could get us sued walk by yet. I'm impressed.

CLAN: Hell hath no fury like copyright infringement.

PSYCHOSIS: Yeah, just wait 'till later episodes to prove that statement wrong.

{Cut to the Fourth Wall, which has a broken spine. Cut back to Psychosis, Clan, Alex, Floating Cupcake, and J3st3r.}

CLAN: Okay. So, where's Cassidy's house? We're supposed to attend her birthday party. We did get invitations from Joel.

FLOATING CUPCAKE: You raise a good point, Clan. I'll drive, being I have no age because I'm a Voidwalker.

ALEX: TFC, You're 17. You're a gigantic floating cupcake that floats and has no legs. I don't think there are any cars that are cupcake accesible.

FLOATING CUPCAKE: Meh. I like Voidwalking. Makes good World of Warcraft popularity. Now, I need to finish this quest in Darnassus. It tells me to go to Cassidy's birthday party. Oddly, some Cloaked Figure gave me this invitation. After going to Cassidy's birthday party, I must report my findings to Fandral Straghelm.

ALEX: Since when did you go to Darnassus?

FLOATING CUPCAKE: Two annoying ten-year-olds named Kevin and Cyrus took me there. They said they were from an Alliance town near Ironforge that is named Teasdale.

ALEX: Oh. Well, in that case, I should probably lecture those people on what copyright infringement is.

CLAN: Why do you seem obsessed with copyright infringement?

{Alex's eyes pop out and his tone changes from normal to angry.}

ALEX: Do you want us to get sued?!

CLAN: Yeah... no.

ALEX: THEN SHUT UP ALREADY!

CLAN: Gee, you don't have to be so mad!

{Cyrus pops up onscreen.}

CYRUS: Oh, hey. My brother's stuck to the ceiling and-

CLAN: Um, can I help you? Feel stupid?

{Zoom in on Cyrus. He is about to be destroyed by a legal document which Alex made. LEGAL DOCUMENTED appears on the top of the screen.}

ALEX: {offscreen} LEGAL DOCUMENTED!

CYRUS: Ow, my rights to be copyright infringed! {Everything Cyrus says appears on a talk bubble before it is said.}

{Cut back to Clan and Alex, who suddenly meet Elly Strife, who is clad in a bikini top and leather pants.}

ELLY: Hello, new neighbors! Want a ride to Cassidy's house for her birthday party?

{Cut back to Clan, Alex, Floating Cupcake Psychosis, and J3st3r.}

CLAN: Sure! We could use a ride right now! It's Friday the 13th, correct?

{Elly nods.}

CLAN: Then I'd be delighted to take a ride with you and my homies over hea!

{Clan gets in the car.}

ALEX: {Stars are in Alex's eyes.} We'd love to take a ride with a celebrity!

{Alex and Floating Cupcake both delightedly get inside the car.}

PSYCHOSIS: Sure, why not?

{Psychosis gets in the car.}

J3ST3R: Do I know you?

{J3st3r hesitantly gets in the car.}

{The car leaves the house. Cut to Phil, who is already at Cassidy's house with Cassidy and Homestar.}

HOMESTAR: Hey, guys! I'm here for the party!

PHIL: So am I.

CASSIDY: You guys don't have to worry, because the party should begin in an hour.

HOMESTAR: Why would we be worrying? We aren't worrying whatsoever.

CASSIDY: Oh. Well, in that case, let's find something to do while waiting for the other guests.

{Teff, Velox, and Ikwaylx arrive.}

TEFF: So, this Cassidy's party?

{Cassidy nods.}

VELOX: When's the fucking party gonna begin?

CASSIDY: Soon. Very soon.

IKWAYLX: Are you Cloaked Figure? We'd just like to confirm-

{Cassidy's eyes pop out, and she looks frustrated.}

CASSIDY: NO! {becomes normal} That was just a conspiracy made by Hitler.

IKWAYLX: Oh. Well, thanks for your time.

{Cut to the Fanbase and Elly inside the car. Everyone except Clan has a bottle of rum. They are all partying. Clan sits and observes as the others are tipsy.}

CLAN: Meh. I prefer Captain Morgan. That is Bacardi.

PSYCHOSIS: Who cares? It's still rum!

CLAN: Dude. Who bought the alcohol?

ELLY: I did.

CLAN: Crap. Now we're stuck with a 21-year-old who's drunk. This isn't gonna be pretty.

PSYCHOSIS: It's okay as long as we're supervised.

CLAN: O RLY?

ALEX: YA RLY.

CLAN: NO WAI!

FLOATING CUPCAKE: YA WAI!

{The car suddenly crashes through a brick wall near Cassidy's house. Floating Cupcake suddenly falls out of the car.}

FLOATING CUPCAKE: Sweet ride- wait, where's everyone else?!

Fun Facts

Trivia

• Clan rHrN was challenged by Alexandthefloatingcupcake to not reference what he would normally reference (i.e. Team Chaotix) in at least one episode. Clan decided to meet the challenge and win it by instead referencing anything he wouldn't normally reference.

Inside References

Real World References

• Many reality shows are referenced:
  • Project Runway is the group of "Runway People" Joel attempts to call.
  • Conquering phobias, as what Phil was doing with his homophobia and Ryaphobia, is the goal that people on Fear Factor try to accomplish.
• World of Warcraft, a popular MMORPG, is referenced alot because of Floating Cupcake's quest from Darnassus.
• Cyrus is a character from Teasdale Times Two, a webtoon made by Alex Price. The "Legal Documented" scene is also a reference to Teasdale Times Two.
• Captain Morgan and Bacardi are two brands of rum.