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Thank you for your time. --AATFC

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Extra Level Episode 1

Summary

Bonus Stage is revived...somehow. Hilarity ensues and cliffhangers are resolved.

Transcript

(Opening credits)

(Cut to Joel and Phil at a Starbuck's.)

JOEL: I've loved my life of extreme gaming.

PHIL: It couldn't get any worse. Yet, I guess you'll always find a way..

JOEL: Hey! I loved Halo 2 and Baby Ballface 3!

PHIL: And yet nobody else did?

(Joel rolls his eyes and begins to get a phone.)

JOEL: Yeah, is this the Gay Patrol? Yeah, I have the fag you want right here.

{A couple of strong men tackle Phil from offscreen.}

PHIL: ARRGH! MY EVERYTHING!

JOEL: They crushed your spirit?

PHIL: ...Sure- OW! YOU CAN STOP HITTING ME WIT--OH GOD! WITH-WITH THAT BASE--OWCH-BALL BAT!

JOEL: Eeeehh...keep going. {walks off}

{Cut to Phil's house. Joel is on-screen, on the phone. Phil walks in.}

PHIL: Uhh...Joel?

JOEL: Quiet, you. I'm on the phone.

PHIL: To who?

JOEL: Oh, those people...The Runway people...

(Phil grabs the phone and throws it at the ground. The phone breaks.)

JOEL: Oh, well SORRY, Mr. I'm-A-Drama-Queen-Who-Doesn't-Wanna-Look-Pretty!

PHIL: Joel, do you realize Project Runway is gay?

JOEL: Phil, don't be a homophobe. It ruins your already-abysmal reputation.

(Phil gets out a shotgun and points it at Joel.)

PHIL: I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing!

(Phil shoots Joel in the head.)

JOEL: *offscreen* But you asked me who I was talking to!

PHIL: Shut up, you. {shoots Joel again} Well...there. That solves my homophobia. What other phobias do I need to take care of?

(Phil gets out a list of phobias. The next phobia on the list is entitled, "Ryaphobia". Phil grins evilly.)

PHIL: I've taken care of that one, too. {normally} Well at least I think I did.

(A cloaked figure appears behind him.)

CLOAKED FIGURE: You did.

PHIL: I did?

CLOAKED FIGURE: Shut up, you. Anyway, I thought you liked Rya!

PHIL: I guess we'll have to show those PxR people the undeniable facts. I hated Rya's guts. The only reason I didn't express my hate is because I already expressed it offscreen. I had little tolerance with her insults towards me.

CLOAKED FIGURE: I see...

PHIL: I should thank you for solving my Ryaphobia.

(Phil gets out a briefcase full of money and hands it to Cloaked Figure.)

CLOAKED FIGURE: Thanks.

PHIL: No problem. You saved me from torture.

CLOAKED FIGURE: I have an invitation for you to join a birthday party... Do you know Cassidy Carpenter?

PHIL: Yes.

CLOAKED FIGURE: She likes you a lot and she wishes to have you be the man of honor at her birthday party.

{Cloaked Figure gives Phil the invitation to Cassidy's birthday party and runs offscreen. Cut to Clan, Psychosis, J3st3r, Alex, and his Floating Cupcake.}

ALEX: {looks around} Wow, this is pretty good. I haven't seen a single thing that could get us sued walk by yet. I'm impressed.

CLAN: Hell hath no fury like copyright infringement.

PSYCHOSIS: Yeah, just wait 'till later episodes to prove that statement wrong.

{Cut to the Fourth Wall, which has a broken spine. Cut back to Psychosis, Clan, Alex, Floating Cupcake, and J3st3r.}

CLAN: Okay. So, where's Cassidy's house? We're supposed to attend her birthday party. We did get invitations from Joel.

FLOATING CUPCAKE: You raise a good point, Clan. I'll drive, being I have no age because I'm a Voidwalker.

Fun Facts

Trivia

• Clan rHrN was challenged by Alexandthefloatingcupcake to not reference what he would normally reference (i.e. Team Chaotix) in at least one episode. Clan decided to meet the challenge and win it by instead referencing anything he wouldn't normally reference.

Inside References

Real World References

• Many reality shows are referenced:
  • Project Runway is the group of "Runway People" Joel attempts to call.
  • Conquering phobias, as what Phil is doing, is the goal that people on Fear Factor try to accomplish.