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From Bsfextra Level

Current revision as of 20:56, 6 November 2006

Extra Level Episode 4

Summary

Clan shows the audience a few of his memories involving wedding crashes. VonKarma and Organization XIII help Clan respectively in each wedding. The third wedding, unlike the previous two, is not negated, but its legalness is enforced.

Transcript

{Opening credits}

{Cut to Clan with a DVD called, "Weddings Clan Has Crashed and Destroyed". Clan puts the DVD in the PS2 and gets out a PS2 controller.}

CLAN: Hi there. I'd like to show you wonderful people what I've done before witnessing Bonus Stage, the so-called "failure." Take the time to look at both illegal weddings that I have crashed, and a third one of which I was not invited to for some reason not worth looking into. Also, vonKarma helped me. Remember the powers of OBJECTION!

{Clan uses a DVD menu to press Play, which is the Triangle button in this case. Zoom in to the television screen.}

{The screen turns black, saying, "Wedding 1: Mandy and Jello B."}

{The screen now displays a white church on a snowy day for 5 seconds, and then it shows the inside of the church, giving out all of the detail. Didymus is the bishop, Ikwaylx and Velox are security guards, and all of the BonusStage characters except for Rya are watching the wedding along with a few other people, including Clan and VonKarma.}

DIDYMUS: Should anyone object to Jello and Mandy being husband and wife, speak now or forever hold your peace!

{Clan and VonKarma both stand up.}

CLAN: I object!

{A green-hatted Cassidy-look-a-like that is obviously Teff gets out an automatic rifle and shoots Clan in the left shoulder twice. Clan is then forced to sit down by Velox.}

TEFF: Continue, please!

VONKARMA: No. I must see the marriage license, please.

DIDYMUS: You can see it after the wedding.

VONKARMA: I must see it now. Legal weddings would allow that kind of stuff to occur in which a lawyer like myself to see a legal document.

{Didymus pays no attention to VonKarma. He focuses attention on Jello and Mandy.}

DIDYMUS: I dub Jello and Mandy husband and wife!

{Clan gets out a pink Chaos Emerald with a label engraved, "Pink Panther". Then, he steals the marriage license.}

CLAN: Chaos Control!

{Clan is seen going back in time to the beginning of the wedding, with a background screen chock full of clocks and pictures of Shadow the Hedgehog. Clan immediately goes to his seat in the albino church after 5 seconds of time travel. Clan shows VonKarma the marriage license and then goes back to the future.}

CLAN: The marriage license is invalid. Both signatures were forged by Funkstar.

{Jello then kicks Clan in the stomach.}

JELLO: Shut up, liar.

CLAN: I'm not a liar... I'm {Clan gets up.} {Clan inhales and then uses a baritone voice to sing this next line.}SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPEALIDOCIOUS!

{Clan is in a red suit with a red hat. He takes out a microphone.}

CLAN: {singing, still in baritone} Haven't you people ever heard of, closing the goddamn door? No!

{The screen fades to black. Then, the black screen is titled, "Wedding 2: COLA and Stinkogirl." Cut to a large temple with a sign saying, "Temple of Yog Sothoth. Levels 44-52 only.", which lasts for 1 second. Cut to the inside of the large temple, of which Clan is at the reception room with Marluxia, an Organization XIII member.}

CLAN: Operation: Ivysaur is in progress, Marly. Do what you can. I have to attend a meeting with the other Organization XIII members.

{Clan walks offscreen. Marluxia approaches Stinko Girl and COLA.}

COLA: Who the hell are you?

MARLUXIA: My name is Marluxia. I am No. 11 in Organization XIII.

COLA: Hi. My name is COLA, and I'm marrying Stinko Girl in seven days.

MARLUXIA: Okay. Well, Stinko Girl, your hump and lovely lady lumps always take a front seat to Mandy's.

{Psychosis walks onscreen.}

PSYCHOSIS: Yeah, about that...

COLA: No rapping is allowed in the Temple of Yog Sothoth! Cthulhu shall eat you!

{Marluxia looks at COLA weirdly.}

MARLUXIA: Yeah... whatever.

{Lexaeus is seen breaking a wall, dressed up as the Juggernaut from the X-Men.}

LEXAEUS: I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!

COLA: NO U!

{Clan reappears in the same red suit and hat.}

CLAN: O RLY?

{Clan gets out the stomach acids of Azathoth and throws COLA in there. COLA jumps out.}

COLA: HA! It only works while the stomach acids are INSIDE Azathoth.

{All Organization XIII members except for Roxas, Clan, and the remaining characters chase after COLA, who is in an automobile saying, "Just wed." Benny Hill music is playing. This lasts for about 30 seconds when COLA reaches the Secret Gabbly Temple of Cthulhu. Didymus is the priest and Stinko Girl awaits COLA.}

{Stinko Girl and COLA hurriedly pronounce their devotion to each other, COLA's words indicating that what COLA is saying is an obvious lie.}

{Didymus is given a gesture by COLA to pronounce them husband and wife.}

DIDYMUS: {slowly and nervously} I pronounce COLA and Stinko Girl husband and wife.

STINKO GIRL: H-yeah!

{Clan gets out the Sword of a Thousand Truths and charges at COLA. COLA lifts Stinko Girl and Cthulhu emerges from the podium of the temple, "ravening for delight". COLA throws Stinko Girl in Cthulhu's mouth and Cthulhu can be seen swallowing Stinko Girl. Clan gasps.}

CLAN: {sounding like Darth Vader} NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

{COLA laughs maniacally and evilly.}

COLA: Where's your God now, Clan? HUH?!

STINKO GIRL: {offscreen} COLA, I'd like to say, "I LOVE YOU" to you before I become digested. Also, "CTHULHU DOES NOT EXIST, R-TARD!"

{Clan suddenly bursts into tears and stabs COLA with the Sword of a Thousand Truths. COLA writhes in agony like the sissy he is.}

CLAN: {sobbing in between words} One... truth... is... totally... radical...

{Clan gets out some tissues and blows his nose, with Psychosis and Xemnas patting him on the back. This lasts for about 4 seconds. COLA's corpse lies rotting.}

{The screen fades to black after 5 seconds. "Wedding 3" appears written in turquoise. Cut to Clan with the DVD.}

CLAN: This next one is not negated unlike the other two and is "crashed" because I did not get an invitation because Bugkiss forgot.

{Cut to the black screen saying, "Wedding 3" in turquoise.}

{Cut to a turquoise wedding. The day says, "October 28, 2006" on a calendar outside the church. Vexen, Lexaeus, and Zexion arrive by portal.}

CLAN: What took yas so long?

VEXEN: Ah, well, I had to get Lexaeus to bake the damn cake! Also, I had to investigate the Psycho Bonus Stage Forums for anything "suspicious".

LEXAEUS: Chocolate cakes should be half-price when in supermarkets!

ZEXION: Okay, we need to find the back door. And, Clan, did you get an invitation?

CLAN: Yes... but COLA tore it in half, burned the invitation, and fed the ashes to Cthulhu.

VEXEN: Damn.

CLAN: We all can't succeed. But we can succeed as long as this wedding is legal. My homie Bugkiss is getting wed today, and I want to surprise him?

ZEXION: Yeah... I think it might be a sex orgy.

CLAN: Thank you, but noone gives a shit. Now let's get in there.

{Clan, Vexen, Lexaeus, and Zexion enter the back door. They find an iron knight in a chef costume named Gearfried.}

GEARFRIED: {in a soft whisper} Okay, guys. The coast is toast.

{Clan replaces the pseudo-cake with the surprise chocolate cake. Vexen, Lexaeus, and Zexion go to a balcony to watch the wedding. Bugkiss and Rusty are in holy matrimony, with everyone watching as the pastor is Lu Bu.}

LU BU: I hereby and legally declare Rusty and Bugkiss husband and wife- wait, which one's the husband and which one's the wife?

{The audience laughs. Vexen warps down to the podium where Lu Bu is with 3 signs. Sign #1 says, "Bugkiss= Wife" and Sign #2 says, "Rusty=Husband". Sign #3 says, "Anybody who disagrees can fuck off."}

{Cut to Clan and Gearfried with the surprise chocolate cake.}

GEARFRIED: Surprise! Happy Wedding Day, Bugkiss!

BUGKISS: It wasn't a surprise, dude.

CLAN: Oh... {Clan looks down on the ground with sudden guilt.} I just wanted to give you guys your wedding cake early. It was made by Organization XIII.

{Didymus suddenly takes the stand.}

DIDYMUS: Ghosts cannot make cakes.

CLAN: O RLY?

{Lexaeus throws a boulder at Didymus saying, "PWNED, BITCH!" The wedding resumes.}

RUSTY: Clan, fhat the wuck?

CLAN: Um... surprise?

{Some soldiers that have the Idiot Studios logo on their helmets begin shooting Clan repeatedly.}

{Cut to a black screen saying, "The End" in bright red for 5 seconds. Then, cut to Clan with the DVD outside the PS2.}

CLAN: As you can see, I crashed and negated two weddings, and made sure the third one was legal. What does the audience think of this?

{Cut to the audience, which consists of Psychosis, Mandy, and J3st3r.}

PSYCHOSIS: Needs more cowbell.

{Mandy holds up a sign with has the middle finger on it.}

J3ST3R: {rather hesitantly} Hmm... are those DVD shows even accurate?

CLAN: Of course. I am usually 100% honest.

MANDY: Um, no they're not. You never attended Wedding #1.

CLAN: OBJECTION!

{VonKarma appears.}

VONKARMA: Of course Clan did. He used Chaos Control. Don't be a dumbass.

{Joel appears onscreen.}

JOEL: Ha ha, Mandy! You got owned!

{Joel's head asplodes.}

CLAN: What the hell?

{Clan's head asplodes.}

MANDY: Worst. Ending. Ever.

{Mandy's head asplodes. Pan to Psychosis, J3st3r, and VonKarma.}

VONKARMA: Wow... that was cool.

PSYCHOSIS: Let's hope that never happens again.

VONKARMA: What, the wedding crashes?

J3ST3R: The head asplosion!

VONKARMA: Of course, it does get very annoying...

{VonKarma's head, Psychosis' head, and J3st3r's head all asplode at the same time. Cut to Alex and his Floating Cupcake with the TV displaying the episode to several police officers and Porplemontage.}

ALEX: And that's why we need to avoid copyright infringement.

{End credits roll.}

Fun Facts

Trivia

• The entire episode refers to 3 weddings, 2 of which Clan has crashed and negated because they were illegal, and the third wedding had been enforced on legalness so as to not suffer the same fate as the other 2.
• Didymus and Clan rHrN are the only two people that appeared in all 3 weddings.

Inside References

• The head asplosions are a reference to Bonus Stage, as is some of the things Clan says.

Real-World References

• Operation: Ivysaur is a play on Operation Ivy, a band that Keen liked in Bonus Stage.
• Operation: Ivysaur is also a reference to Pokemon. Ivysaur is the evolved form of Bulbasaur.
• Cthulhu is a deity in the Cthulhu Mythos by H.P. Lovecraft. COLA, the HRWiki user, has an unholy and unhealthy obsession for Cthulhu and worships him.
• Clan is reciting lyrics from a Panic at the Disco song at the end of Wedding #1.
• CLAN: One... truth... is... totally... radical...
  • That is a play on the catchphrase, "One Truth Prevails" in Case Closed. It is also a quote from Rhonin in Bonus Stage.
• MANDY: Worst. Ending. Ever.
  • That is a reference to the Simpsons.