STOP SPAMMING THE DAMN WIKI! Not only are you ruining the wiki, you are also showing people that you have nothing better to do than to slather other people's hard work with your idiocy and c***! I don't give a damn if you hate Clan, just say it somewhere else, don't say it on other people's hard work! If you guys are doing this to boost your own ego, you need to think to yourself: "Hmm, am I doing this just because I hate Clan and I'm willing to have some points knocked off of my Self-esteem, or because I just feel like it?". If you're doing it just because you hate Clan, WHINE ABOUT IT ON A BLOG. If you're doing it because you hate Clan and Bonus Stage, STOP WATCHING BONUS STAGE AND DON'T GO WHERE CLAN DWELLS. Is it so hard to just leave the wiki alone? Stop spamming and do something productive with your life.

Thank you for your time. --AATFC

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''(Opening credits)''
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''(Cut to Joel and Phil at a Starbuck's.)''
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'''JOEL:''' I've loved my life of extreme gaming.
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'''PHIL:''' It couldn't get any worse. You select the worst games ever and you play them.
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'''JOEL:''' I loved Halo 2 and Baby Ballface 3.
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'''PHIL:''' And yet nobody else did?
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''(Joel rolls his eyes and begins to get a phone.)
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'''JOEL:''' Is this Project Runway? I'm Joel Dawson and I was wondering if I could enter.
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''(Phil, enraged by Joel, grabs the phone and throws it at the ground. The phone breaks.)''
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'''PHIL:''' Joel, do you realize Project Runway is gay?
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'''JOEL:''' Phil, please don't be a homophobe. It ruins your already-abysmal reputation.
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''(Phil gets out a shotgun and points it at Joel.)''
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'''PHIL:''' I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing!
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''(Phil shoots Joel in the head.)''
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'''PHIL:''' Okay. That solves my homophobia. What other phobias do I need to take care of?
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''(Phil gets out a list of phobias. The next phobia on the list is entitled, "Ryaphobia". Phil grins evilly.)''
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'''PHIL:''' I've taken care of that one, too.
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''(A cloaked figure appears behind him.)''
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'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' I thought you liked Rya!
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'''PHIL:''' I guess we'll have to show those PxR people the undeniable facts. I hated Rya's guts. The only reason I didn't express my hate is because I already expressed it offscreen. I had little tolerance with her insults towards me.
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'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' I see...
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'''PHIL:''' I should thank you for solving my Ryaphobia.
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''(Phil gets out a briefcase full of money and hands it to Cloaked Figure.)''
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'''CLOAKED FIGURE:''' Thanks.
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'''PHIL:''' No problem. You saved me from torture.

Revision as of 11:21, 10 September 2006

Extra Level Episode 1

Transcript

(Opening credits)

(Cut to Joel and Phil at a Starbuck's.)

JOEL: I've loved my life of extreme gaming.

PHIL: It couldn't get any worse. You select the worst games ever and you play them.

JOEL: I loved Halo 2 and Baby Ballface 3.

PHIL: And yet nobody else did?

(Joel rolls his eyes and begins to get a phone.)

JOEL: Is this Project Runway? I'm Joel Dawson and I was wondering if I could enter.

(Phil, enraged by Joel, grabs the phone and throws it at the ground. The phone breaks.)

PHIL: Joel, do you realize Project Runway is gay?

JOEL: Phil, please don't be a homophobe. It ruins your already-abysmal reputation.

(Phil gets out a shotgun and points it at Joel.)

PHIL: I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing!

(Phil shoots Joel in the head.)

PHIL: Okay. That solves my homophobia. What other phobias do I need to take care of?

(Phil gets out a list of phobias. The next phobia on the list is entitled, "Ryaphobia". Phil grins evilly.)

PHIL: I've taken care of that one, too.

(A cloaked figure appears behind him.)

CLOAKED FIGURE: I thought you liked Rya!

PHIL: I guess we'll have to show those PxR people the undeniable facts. I hated Rya's guts. The only reason I didn't express my hate is because I already expressed it offscreen. I had little tolerance with her insults towards me.

CLOAKED FIGURE: I see...

PHIL: I should thank you for solving my Ryaphobia.

(Phil gets out a briefcase full of money and hands it to Cloaked Figure.)

CLOAKED FIGURE: Thanks.

PHIL: No problem. You saved me from torture.

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