Shitmat

From Breakcore

about

Inspired by the great northern musicians of the past I basically eat eccles cakes all day long whilst watching daytime t.v. I am so, so, so, so, so, obsessed with Stefan Dennis it's untrue. If you are out there Robinson it's an eye for an eye and I will father your love children. I live in brighton which is kind of like a shit london by the sea, full of those hoxton haircuts of the day and so because of this I often model the latest hair styles for Wella. I simply love brands!!!!!!! All the big boys, Starbucks, MacDonalds, Nike, all those crazy cats !!!!!!! I love it when they squash the small independents like a horse standing on a raspberry. I sound like a cross between Status Quo and Jan Hammer and my friends tell me I look a bit like Limahl. I want to meet you for LOVE and often attend swingers clubs. Hope to see you there with your bits out. Much love Henry XXX