Thank you
File:Smiley.gifAccording to Krylon's advertising info, the "fusion" line of paint forms a molecular bond to the plastic surface, and (minor)
experimentation it doesn't crack and scratch off the way "normal" enamel/acrylic/latex spray paint does. It really does seem to be a different formulation, because (by direct observation) it doesn't adhere at all when the ambient air temperature is below about 40 degrees Fahrenheit - more like a lumpy-gel than a a smooth spray-coating (my back porch was too cold for working anyway..)
Apparently the HAZMAT import tax has made it too expensive to import into the UK on a widespread basis
File:Sad.gif A bit of searching via Difference Engine Telegraphy has revealed one importer at
http://www.caswelleurope.co.uk/krylon_fusion.htm but it seems outrageously-expensive.
Another search provided a hint that an airbrush (liquid) paint called "Special T" in the UK may have similar properties. (??)
(Note: I am in no way associated with the manufacturers or vendors of any of these products)
A fallback that works almost-adequately is to clean the PVC surface with acetone (removes the black US pipe-schedule printed info), sand the surface lightly with a fine emery-cloth then prime with a water-based latex spray paint and let it cure for at least a day (even though the can directions say 15 minutes), then spray on the metallics/add washes and seal with a clear coat.
You end up with a thicker coating that can obscure fine details, but at least it seems not to flake off when looked-at, much less actually used.
Perhaps I should acquire an armored-airship and begin a pirate-career, smuggling contraband artist's-supplies into Britain.
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