Seitori

From Boobies

Keeps Forge in line.

History

Seitori was born Seitori not that long ago in Poland. Contrary to what President Bush would have us believe, not everyone actually forgot about Poland. She spent her early years drawing henna tattoos and killing porings in addition to developing her fierce hatred of noobs. It's said by many researchers that her Noobs For Work program, which put noobs to work in large, wheel-turning-while-being-whipped enterprises, was the most important development causing the downfall of communism. Poland has a lot of noobs, though, so not all of them are turning wheels while being whipped.

After becoming AcoSeitori, she started playing on RO servers. After some time, she came to EuphRO and found a Forge. This was a wild Forge, as no one to date had captured one. She fought with it for two weeks and then threw a pokeball. The wild Forge did not escape, thus making Seitori the only person in recorded history with a captured Forge.

Seitori is now PriestessSeitori. If you ask her nicely for buffs, you'll get some.

Appearance

Hawt. Only Forge knows and he's protective of that information. Keeping it for himself, ya know?

Important Facts

Seitori loves smileys. In the late 1990's, she turned part of the Noobs For Work program into a smiley factory, producing millions of smileys a day as part of a non profit organization. Some notable ones include ;P, ;PP, :D, _-_, ;), ;), ;(, ;(((((((((, ;_; and Forge's favorite ^-^.

Seitori is a fierce debater. It's no so much of a debate with her as it is a siege. Once provoked, she will persue you until you fail, enslaving you in the smiley factory for all time. One escapee reported "They dont use whips... they use flails...".

It's important to note it's also dangerous to hit on Seitori. It provokes the ever-present Forge hovering around her. Some of the tabloids say he proposed to her, but they're tabloids so I doubt they're true. They were right about all that Paris Hilton stuff, though, so who knows? If you've hit on Seitori and need help dealing with Forge, consult your local library.