Forge
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Revision as of 16:34, 14 March 2007
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A Brief History
Once upon a time, long ago on EuphRO, Forge was a GM with GM-Belle. She'd tell him to do stuff and he'd make NPCs or go level instead. Then Belle ran off, Forge turned level 99 on his legit, and then ran off himself. He later ran into Belle on her server's IRC chan. She told him to join #boobies, which he did, and he kinda stuck around ever since.
Important Info For Dealing With A Forge
It's important to know some key facts when faced with a Forge. First off, he's further along in FF12 than you are, so you can ask him stuff or talk about the game. Secondly, he has powers. Here are some of the special things a Forge can do:
- See everything all the time
- Shoot lasers from his eyes
- Tell awesome stories
- Answer sex questions
Forge has an all-seeing eye and a laser eye. It's been said they're the same eye, but no one truly knows and Forge won't tell. Don't ever try to masturbate while talking on the IRC because he doesn't want to see that. True story.
Speaking of stories, Forge loves to tell them. He's acquired the ability to tell fantastic, epic stories from his travels, like the time Lexy punched a hole in seventeen walls and parties started on the other sides of all of them or when Forge was in WoE and he killed a bard.
Forge can also answer sex questions very quickly. Some say it's because he's so experienced in sex. Others say it's cuz he's a virgin. Most people don't want to think about Forge having sex and think the first two groups are gross.
Feeding A Forge
It's also been proven that Forge is not a carnivore, herbivore or omnivore. He eats souls. He's eaten most IRC people's souls and has eaten raela's twice, which has lead to bad movies of her being posted on the internet.
Forge Likes Seitori
Also, Forge likes Seitori and they've been hanging out since they met on EuphRO. A good way to troll Forge is to pick on Sei. Conversely, a good way to stop a Forge from attacking is to have a Seitori on hand.
